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Someone who is worth dating is dating your holistic self, not your relationship resume. Your holistic self includes everything that made you who you are *today*. If they can't or won't rock with that, THEY ARE NOT WORTH YOUR TIME.

Drop 'em like 5th period French and find someone who is.
January 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Gentlemen, I promise you:

Nobody worth dating cares how long it took you to get there; they're just glad that you're there NOW. The idea that you need X number of exes to ride is just more manosphere bullshit that's clogging your brain so they can sell you bullshit and pills.
January 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
So, if anyone on here is a fan of CocobrED and also uses TV Tropes, their Just For Fun pages in particular, I created something today that any of Coco's fans are free to join in on. Swing by if it appeals...

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Kokhannya U Moyiy Vlasniy Ploti - TV Tropes
Kokhannya U Moyiy Vlasniy Ploti (Love in My Own Flesh) is a note fictional 2021 Ukrainian romantic drama directed and written by Jakoib Slidchyy. Josyp Volynets is a young man seeking direction in lif...
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January 16, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Drop some VIDEO GAMES 🎮🖤🕹️
January 13, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Light Tap Man: World of Consternation
Slightly diminish a game

Resident Not Very Nice
Slightly diminish a game

Semifinal Fantasy
January 12, 2026 at 4:24 AM
So, to @chellesilverstein.bsky.social, this guy recently posted old nudes of @katesloan.com without her permission, so now I feel like I should warn you just in case they're doing the same here...
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
My man looks like the tutorial target in a Hitman knockoff game.
My man looks like Robert Redford was battered and deep-fried
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 AM
So, last night I used Hoopla to borrow a Bingepass to Hallmark+, only to find out that Diagnosis: Murder has been taken off of it.

Not the best start to the new year...
January 1, 2026 at 3:06 PM
OK, I'm playing the new Noir map for the Clue game, and my God, Signature Forger White looks even better than her other incarnations before. Mm!
December 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
@tonygoldmark.bsky.social I don't know why, but this review for a book I'm listening to feels like the kind of thing you'd debunk. It feels like the reviewer is making this more of a thing than it is, but maybe I don't know enough about Israel and Zionism?

Only reference in the book, btw.
December 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
@tonygoldmark.bsky.social Here's an interesting question to ponder: What's a more fitting fate for 45 when he shuffles off: eternity in Hell living a punishment of your choosing, or the complete cessation of his consciousness?
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
There's a meme to be made about saying "no-one asked you" to the tune of "Making Christmas" from Nightmare Before Christmas. Can someone get on this?
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I can just imagine some middleman in a trafficking organization constantly having to send coded messages telling clients to be subtle and it just never takes.

"For fuck's sake, we gave you a key for your purchases, use it whe- Oh my God, did you actually just message us from your work email?!"
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
"Ohhh... listen you little puke, if I ever get my hands on you, I'll punch your teeth out and use 'em to make a comb!"

I had to get a Moe-like response in here somewhere.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
@misterabk.bsky.social As I recall, book 4 of Montgomery Bonbon released some months back, but I don't think I've seen it in libraries physical or digital here in Florida. Is this a thing like the first three books where it hasn't been released to the US yet?
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
@tonygoldmark.bsky.social Odd question, but do you have any thoughts on the show "Diagnosis: Murder"?
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Paulo Ravinski has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Blaine McDonough has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Ben and Sarah Ravencroft have endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Trey Nelson has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Benjamin Bogswaggle has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Junko Enoshima has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Salvatore Marcano has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Judge Milton Crawford has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM