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physics phd student -:- she/her 📡
age = current year (im 2000 years old) 🏳️⚧️
chahta sia micha chahta iskitini anumpoli li
age = current year (im 2000 years old) 🏳️⚧️
chahta sia micha chahta iskitini anumpoli li
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slightly related: maybe my best post ever
![an old post of mine that says [cha cha slide voice] kill yourselves now yall](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vcjajmudndvamocggvln3phk/bafkreigca63fm7hucik57anf5tzyq7tzr2khgu3onkwmp2zhfzzjkfbkpq@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 7:07 AM
slightly related: maybe my best post ever
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Bro you've changed.
Yeah no shit the sum of my experiences has crushed the light of my soul 😂
Yeah no shit the sum of my experiences has crushed the light of my soul 😂
January 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Bro you've changed.
Yeah no shit the sum of my experiences has crushed the light of my soul 😂
Yeah no shit the sum of my experiences has crushed the light of my soul 😂
okk bedtime for girls named jade
January 13, 2026 at 6:07 AM
okk bedtime for girls named jade
how much does a tracheal shave run a girl
January 13, 2026 at 5:49 AM
how much does a tracheal shave run a girl
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i think my dying words r going to be the cha cha slide
January 13, 2026 at 5:35 AM
i think my dying words r going to be the cha cha slide
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i know i said i love you and goonight like 30 minutes ago however i also love Posts
January 13, 2026 at 5:21 AM
i know i said i love you and goonight like 30 minutes ago however i also love Posts
i bought yet another non-returnable $30+ dollar item from ragstock, that i said “i don’t think this really fits me” in the store and now don’t really want to wear because it doesn’t fit, AGAIN,
January 13, 2026 at 5:03 AM
i bought yet another non-returnable $30+ dollar item from ragstock, that i said “i don’t think this really fits me” in the store and now don’t really want to wear because it doesn’t fit, AGAIN,
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Far too many talented artists here. Time to redress the balance. This is called A Woman Surprised By A Wasp.
January 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Far too many talented artists here. Time to redress the balance. This is called A Woman Surprised By A Wasp.
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thanks, Obama! [shits myself]
January 13, 2026 at 3:53 AM
thanks, Obama! [shits myself]
bass guitar riff that makes you moan like someone trying to walk away from a gunfight with a hole in their side
January 13, 2026 at 2:58 AM
bass guitar riff that makes you moan like someone trying to walk away from a gunfight with a hole in their side
songs that are pretty good at normal volume but become genuine masterpieces when u listen to them kinda loud thru headphones in a pitch black room >>>>>>>>
January 13, 2026 at 2:53 AM
songs that are pretty good at normal volume but become genuine masterpieces when u listen to them kinda loud thru headphones in a pitch black room >>>>>>>>
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i bought $80 makeup from that nice lady just to see if, in fact, $80 makeup is better than $25 makeup and the answer i found was “maybe if i was 100% white”
January 13, 2026 at 2:24 AM
i bought $80 makeup from that nice lady just to see if, in fact, $80 makeup is better than $25 makeup and the answer i found was “maybe if i was 100% white”
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watching a silly youtube video while i eat and the guy said “we need to respect the game of golf. if you’re not wearing something with a collar and a hat right now, i’m gonna have to ask you to go change” ok
January 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
watching a silly youtube video while i eat and the guy said “we need to respect the game of golf. if you’re not wearing something with a collar and a hat right now, i’m gonna have to ask you to go change” ok
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ok but it was a really big mole hill tho
January 12, 2026 at 11:48 PM
ok but it was a really big mole hill tho
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As far as I can tell, the way to look hot is to dress like a named side character swordswoman in a manga
January 12, 2026 at 11:20 PM
As far as I can tell, the way to look hot is to dress like a named side character swordswoman in a manga
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if you ask me to do something at 3:00 I’m sorry that shits getting done tomorrow. 3:00 is 5:00. 10:00 is 9:00 (too early) and 11:00 is lunch time. sorry about it 💅
January 12, 2026 at 7:35 PM
if you ask me to do something at 3:00 I’m sorry that shits getting done tomorrow. 3:00 is 5:00. 10:00 is 9:00 (too early) and 11:00 is lunch time. sorry about it 💅
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electrolysis on my dick I got lightning on my penis she's fucking zapping my folicles straight up zip zapping my ballicles I got hair on my balls she's obliterating me ow ow ow ow
January 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
electrolysis on my dick I got lightning on my penis she's fucking zapping my folicles straight up zip zapping my ballicles I got hair on my balls she's obliterating me ow ow ow ow
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bringing a book to da pharmacy bc they always make me wait
January 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
bringing a book to da pharmacy bc they always make me wait
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spencer's gifts is such a magical place
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
spencer's gifts is such a magical place