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Jaded Mycetic
@jadedmycetic.bsky.social
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in a constant state of existential quandary
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trying not to say poggers at work
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Star Trek The Voyage Home scene. Kirk, Bones, Uhura, Chekhov, Scotty, Sulu, and Spock are pictured loitering about in 1980's downtown San Francisco, standing over a newspaper box. Spock's wearing a bathrobe. Closed caption reads, "It's a miracle these people ever got out of the 20th century." Alt in image 1
July 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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feeling sad and then remembering I have sweet juicy cold watermelon at home 😍
July 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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TOS scene. We're on 'da bridge. Bonsey and Kirky are standing along the console bank of buttons and switches and lights and are regarding something Spock is saying. Spock himself is sitting at his science station turned out to chat with his 2 best friends. It's all very ordinary and normal, no funny business. Closed caption reads, "THE OVERALL PATTERN OF MASS INSANITY DESTROYING CIVILIZATIONS"
June 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Scene from Star Trek Beyond. (Great flick) There's an alien working on fixing a ship, it seems. She's inside, and sort of in and amongst part of the engine, theres lots of tubes and wires and panels and things surrounding her. She's got bright white skin, white hair, and jagged black lines down across her face, like lightening bolts. Reminds me of wrestling guy Sting, with the baseball bat and Matrix coat. Closed caption reads, "I like the beats and shouting."
June 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a corridor on the Enterprise. Two non series regular crew members are standing behind Spock in a bodyguard stance. (Tough guy bodyguard vibe, not Kevin Coster/Whitney Houston bodyguard vibe). Spock is wearing a dress uniform with extra flair, medals, and pins, a golden sash, and has a goatee. He's looking at Kirk, who seems a bit cocky and is wearing a glittery fancy gold, sleeveless uniform. Closed caption reads, "Terror must be maintained or the empire is doomed."
June 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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June 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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been seeing people post about "chipotle at home" bruh just make regular Mexican food I guarantee it'll be much better than any chipotle dupe
May 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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everyone talks about how hard it is to wake up and go to work but no one talks about how hard it is to leave your car to go into work when your favorite song is playing :(
May 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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rewatching the office and realizing that the single most cringey thing about the show isn't michael scott, it's that no one says no to him or calls him out nearly enough
May 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Star Trek The Original Series scene. Spock, Bones, and Kirk stand looking around in an off-ship room. There's a thing on the wall that kind of looks like one of those school water bubblers that shoots a little arc of water. Spock is reading his tricorder. Closed caption reads , "NOW OUR INSTRUMENTS SHOW THAT NO INTELLIGENT LIFE REMAINS ON THE PLANET"
May 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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December 15, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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almost called off work this morning because I woke up too this soft and warm cutie loafing on my legs :3
December 11, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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hi. do not bother a worker on their break. unless there's some kind of emergency, please go find someone who is actively working. thanks
December 11, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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music
December 4, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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all I really want for christmas is a good rat stick
December 3, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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watching this movie made the little theater kid in me weep for joy
December 3, 2024 at 9:09 AM
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okay but real talk I played this game on my netflix account on my desktop called The Almost Gone and it was actually good and engaging.
jtp.bsky.social jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · Dec 1
why is there video games on netflix
December 1, 2024 at 11:07 AM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Ten Forward, an on-ship future bar that serves future beverages that seem like booze but won't get you hammered. Worf is pictured with full ridgey forehead loaf and gold uniform. He's belching. Closed caption reads: (belching)
November 29, 2024 at 12:11 AM
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managed to eat just enough food without stuffing myself to the point of pain. quite proud of this achievement, but boy oh boy did I bring so many to go boxes home 🤤
November 29, 2024 at 6:21 AM
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November 28, 2024 at 12:40 PM
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#HappyThanksgiving
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. The Enterprise D gang is in Ten Forward standing around a beautifully decorated banquet table adorned with exotic flowers and lots of food. Seems like a fancy party is happening, I'm guessing some light chitter chatter is in the background, dishes and flatware tinkling and clanking, maybe some nice soft harpy music, but this is a picture so it's tough to say. Ok, back to the story, so Captain Picard is carving a large round turkey. Bev Crusher, Geordi, Data, and a very very tall Klingon, all in uniform, stand and observe. Closed caption reads, "I shall try some of your burned, replicated bird meat."
November 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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watching fresh prince and...
November 29, 2024 at 6:18 AM