Jaime Cordova
@jaimecordova.bsky.social
Genetics PhD candidate studying bacterial genome evolution at UW-Madison. Solar System Ambassador. Often seen chasing planes with a camera. 🏳️🌈 he/him/él
Any idiocies are my own.
Any idiocies are my own.
Well, after 7.5 years I’m finally leaving this joint. I’ll be defending my thesis on December 15th at 1PM CT! 🧬
If you want to hear about my cats and my PhD work (I guess) I’m happy to send the Zoom link! 🧫
If you want to hear about my cats and my PhD work (I guess) I’m happy to send the Zoom link! 🧫
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Well, after 7.5 years I’m finally leaving this joint. I’ll be defending my thesis on December 15th at 1PM CT! 🧬
If you want to hear about my cats and my PhD work (I guess) I’m happy to send the Zoom link! 🧫
If you want to hear about my cats and my PhD work (I guess) I’m happy to send the Zoom link! 🧫
Thesis due tomorrow and one of the cats peed on the couch
a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling and looking up .
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December 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Thesis due tomorrow and one of the cats peed on the couch
Me: needs one figure to finish up thesis chapter
R and ggtree: Hey, fuck you for no reason at all
R and ggtree: Hey, fuck you for no reason at all
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Me: needs one figure to finish up thesis chapter
R and ggtree: Hey, fuck you for no reason at all
R and ggtree: Hey, fuck you for no reason at all
If there’s one thing I know I can count on it’s dems fucking caving.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
If there’s one thing I know I can count on it’s dems fucking caving.
Me for the night
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Me for the night
SWEET MOTHER OF MARY AND JOSEPH
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
SWEET MOTHER OF MARY AND JOSEPH
If I can’t cyberbully my friends on a dating app what’s even the point?
November 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If I can’t cyberbully my friends on a dating app what’s even the point?
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X-59 first flight now! Airborne at 8:15am globe.adsbexchange.com?icao=abc9f4
October 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
X-59 first flight now! Airborne at 8:15am globe.adsbexchange.com?icao=abc9f4
This game is starting to feel like this degree.
I should’ve quit a long time ago but I’m in too deep now
I should’ve quit a long time ago but I’m in too deep now
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October 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This game is starting to feel like this degree.
I should’ve quit a long time ago but I’m in too deep now
I should’ve quit a long time ago but I’m in too deep now
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God sent the Toronto Blue Jays to the World Series because He hates America
and He has made this game last 15 innings because He hates Canada too
and He has made this game last 15 innings because He hates Canada too
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
God sent the Toronto Blue Jays to the World Series because He hates America
and He has made this game last 15 innings because He hates Canada too
and He has made this game last 15 innings because He hates Canada too
I wonder how often "La Chona" plays in Toronto, Canada.
October 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I wonder how often "La Chona" plays in Toronto, Canada.
When I finally finish this degree I’m going to go on such a long bender and vacation.
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October 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
When I finally finish this degree I’m going to go on such a long bender and vacation.
Should I go to the bar for the last two innings with my Dodgers shirt on?
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October 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Should I go to the bar for the last two innings with my Dodgers shirt on?
Last minute choice to go to the game was an excellent choice! Let’s go Dodgers ⚾️
October 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Last minute choice to go to the game was an excellent choice! Let’s go Dodgers ⚾️
Brewers win!
But as a Dodgers fan first, this week is about to be real interesting 👀
But as a Dodgers fan first, this week is about to be real interesting 👀
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October 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Brewers win!
But as a Dodgers fan first, this week is about to be real interesting 👀
But as a Dodgers fan first, this week is about to be real interesting 👀
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
I was watching shitty drag when I could’ve been watching a 15-inning game 😩
October 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I was watching shitty drag when I could’ve been watching a 15-inning game 😩
What’d I miss around here?
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October 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
What’d I miss around here?
I was literally eating a kabab when I saw The NY Times alert
Congressional cafeteria to rename kabab to "freedom skewers"
June 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I was literally eating a kabab when I saw The NY Times alert
A DOJ 757 came into @msnairport.bsky.social today.
Word is it was the FBI’s hazmat team to help in the investigation.
Word is it was the FBI’s hazmat team to help in the investigation.
June 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
A DOJ 757 came into @msnairport.bsky.social today.
Word is it was the FBI’s hazmat team to help in the investigation.
Word is it was the FBI’s hazmat team to help in the investigation.
Reposted by Jaime Cordova
The news: 6am
The news, 10am: hold my beer
The news, 2pm: hold my beer
The news, 7pm: hold my beer
The news, 10am: hold my beer
The news, 2pm: hold my beer
The news, 7pm: hold my beer
June 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The news: 6am
The news, 10am: hold my beer
The news, 2pm: hold my beer
The news, 7pm: hold my beer
The news, 10am: hold my beer
The news, 2pm: hold my beer
The news, 7pm: hold my beer
I forget how metal crows are sometimes.
I just watched 5 crows circle our courtyard and one picked up a baby bunny for dinner. Then I watched it eat it on a roof.
My face the whole time
I just watched 5 crows circle our courtyard and one picked up a baby bunny for dinner. Then I watched it eat it on a roof.
My face the whole time
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June 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I forget how metal crows are sometimes.
I just watched 5 crows circle our courtyard and one picked up a baby bunny for dinner. Then I watched it eat it on a roof.
My face the whole time
I just watched 5 crows circle our courtyard and one picked up a baby bunny for dinner. Then I watched it eat it on a roof.
My face the whole time
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For context, the red area is the part of LA you're seeing on the news, with thousands of peacefully protesting people and a tiny fraction of violent people.
June 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
For context, the red area is the part of LA you're seeing on the news, with thousands of peacefully protesting people and a tiny fraction of violent people.