Jaithebard
@jaithebard.bsky.social
British Mauritian just tryna get by in the world.
Lover of all things audio and visual.
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Lover of all things audio and visual.
Twitch.tv/jaithebard
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When I talk about deleted scenes from The Fly (1986), I usually talk about the Monkey Cat. Today, I've woken up obsessing about the Butterfly Baby ending. If you've never seen it, its a dream sequence in which Veronica dreams of a butterfly baby that hatches and flies towards a distant light...
January 10, 2026 at 11:42 AM
When I talk about deleted scenes from The Fly (1986), I usually talk about the Monkey Cat. Today, I've woken up obsessing about the Butterfly Baby ending. If you've never seen it, its a dream sequence in which Veronica dreams of a butterfly baby that hatches and flies towards a distant light...
God, give me the strength and confidence of the commenter who, upon seeing a thread on how much everyone loves something, decides to be that one person who posts how much they hate the same thing.
Fuck me, some people are exhausting.
Fuck me, some people are exhausting.
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January 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
God, give me the strength and confidence of the commenter who, upon seeing a thread on how much everyone loves something, decides to be that one person who posts how much they hate the same thing.
Fuck me, some people are exhausting.
Fuck me, some people are exhausting.
So I got a pair of Viture Pro XR glasses...
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January 4, 2026 at 4:24 PM
So I got a pair of Viture Pro XR glasses...
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
Happy 2026, for what it's worth.
The word for this year is 'harder'.
Love harder, hug harder, fight harder.
The word for this year is 'harder'.
Love harder, hug harder, fight harder.
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January 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Happy 2026, for what it's worth.
The word for this year is 'harder'.
Love harder, hug harder, fight harder.
The word for this year is 'harder'.
Love harder, hug harder, fight harder.
We need this show
I just woke up from a dream I was a lawyer practicing dog law. To be clear this was not human laws about dogs, but laws made by dogs. My client was dachshund who's dog bed had been moved by husky.
December 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
We need this show
Elves are tall, beautiful and graceful until Christmas when they're short, dumpy and clumsy.
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December 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Elves are tall, beautiful and graceful until Christmas when they're short, dumpy and clumsy.
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Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
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December 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Essex Police are a fucking joke.
The reason there are so many flags up in that place is because they love him there.
The reason there are so many flags up in that place is because they love him there.
🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage will not be investigated by the police over alleged election overspending because more than a year has passed since the alleged offence
December 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Essex Police are a fucking joke.
The reason there are so many flags up in that place is because they love him there.
The reason there are so many flags up in that place is because they love him there.
Sometimes I forget that there's a film I mixed the audio for just sitting there on Amazon for the whole world to ignore.
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Watch Powertool Cheerleaders vs the Boyband of the Screeching Dead | Prime Video
When a cursed amulet turns their rival boy band act into a screeching gang of zombies, a group of cheerleaders must learn to use their wits, friendship and assorted power tools before a TV talent show...
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December 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Sometimes I forget that there's a film I mixed the audio for just sitting there on Amazon for the whole world to ignore.
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Look guys, if the gays can boycott the Eurovision, the very very very least you can do is boycott FIFA
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Look guys, if the gays can boycott the Eurovision, the very very very least you can do is boycott FIFA
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in the uk it's giving chewsday innit
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
in the uk it's giving chewsday innit
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I am fully aware that my parasocial relationship with @criticalrole.bsky.social is becoming a bit of a problem.
I just don't care 😎
Happy Mighty Nein day x
I just don't care 😎
Happy Mighty Nein day x
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November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I am fully aware that my parasocial relationship with @criticalrole.bsky.social is becoming a bit of a problem.
I just don't care 😎
Happy Mighty Nein day x
I just don't care 😎
Happy Mighty Nein day x
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Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
Never had it and I've been surrounded by people who have.
New study in Nature finds no such thing as natural immunity to covid after the arrival of omicron. Pre omicron, infection provided 80% protection against re-infection one year later. This falls to under 5% at one year with omicron
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Never had it and I've been surrounded by people who have.
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I’ve held onto this information about someone who could do great damage to our country, but now that the damage is already done, I feel the time is right.
It’s my patriotic duty to put this story out… behind a paywall.
It’s my patriotic duty to put this story out… behind a paywall.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’ve held onto this information about someone who could do great damage to our country, but now that the damage is already done, I feel the time is right.
It’s my patriotic duty to put this story out… behind a paywall.
It’s my patriotic duty to put this story out… behind a paywall.
Bidet, Happy Mighty Nein day to all who are observing.
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November 19, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Bidet, Happy Mighty Nein day to all who are observing.
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Hello bees...
The Mighty Nein is here.
A week early. #criticalrole #mightynein
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The Mighty Nein is here.
A week early. #criticalrole #mightynein
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The Mighty Nein S1E1 Full Episode “Mote of Possibility” | Prime Video
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November 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Hello bees...
The Mighty Nein is here.
A week early. #criticalrole #mightynein
youtu.be/Mvht2clqats?...
The Mighty Nein is here.
A week early. #criticalrole #mightynein
youtu.be/Mvht2clqats?...
Considering how litigious Nintendo are you'd have thought they'd have patented a cube that plays games?
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November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Considering how litigious Nintendo are you'd have thought they'd have patented a cube that plays games?