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You say Judas is a brother of mine? / Oh, but sister in our darkness a light shines / and all I ever want to say for the rest of my life / is how that light is G-d
“The average Norwegian eats 100 hot dogs a year” factoid is actually just statistical error. The average Norwegian eats 2 hot dogs per year. Glizzy Gnausgård, who lives in an IKEA parking lot & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
December 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
K*ll me
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
gm friends
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Insanely tone-deaf after coming out of sex abuse-related bankruptcy proceedings.

“We gave the abuse victims $20 million, so it’s fine if Bishop Barron just takes a little ol’ $10 mil or so for a fancy new house and office.”
October 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM