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You say Judas is a brother of mine? / Oh, but sister in our darkness a light shines / and all I ever want to say for the rest of my life / is how that light is G-d
But before that, wouldn’t you like to speak to a demonic facsimile of them?
December 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The amount of mid-career former IC colleagues who have reached out to me to help them find a job this year has been genuinely shocking
December 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is one of like the top 10 most influential people shaping the stupid doomed future of the world
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Transitus
December 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
One day I’ll have to tell my kids that we knew, we could have stopped it, and we didn’t care enough to even pretend to try.
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Trump drops a new Executive Order declaring Mary officially Co-Redemtrix
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
No it’s a factual statement
December 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
doubt I’ve seen it six times but it’s probably the most I’ve watched a movie
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
8
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Insanely tone-deaf after coming out of sex abuse-related bankruptcy proceedings.

“We gave the abuse victims $20 million, so it’s fine if Bishop Barron just takes a little ol’ $10 mil or so for a fancy new house and office.”
October 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Atlanta and Denver over Chicago is wild
August 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I only wrote about douchey elitist books, not proletariat “films”
May 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM