Planarian Games
@jakeeldritch.bsky.social
Blame me for MUTANANNY, Clown Helsing, METTLE Core, WSBABSDTEDDCC, and others. He/Him.
See my stuff:
Itch: https://planarian.itch.io/
DrivethruRPG: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/10311/Planarian?affiliate_id=490690
See my stuff:
Itch: https://planarian.itch.io/
DrivethruRPG: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/10311/Planarian?affiliate_id=490690
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OK, for all the people talking about “eliminating” ADHD and neurodivergence and transness, I have a solution, and it’s simple, but it’s not cheap.
Anyone identified with these traits? Give ‘em a million dollars.
Rich people are never BAD or WRONG, they’re just eccentric.
1/3
Anyone identified with these traits? Give ‘em a million dollars.
Rich people are never BAD or WRONG, they’re just eccentric.
1/3
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
OK, for all the people talking about “eliminating” ADHD and neurodivergence and transness, I have a solution, and it’s simple, but it’s not cheap.
Anyone identified with these traits? Give ‘em a million dollars.
Rich people are never BAD or WRONG, they’re just eccentric.
1/3
Anyone identified with these traits? Give ‘em a million dollars.
Rich people are never BAD or WRONG, they’re just eccentric.
1/3
METTLE Core also getting updated and simplified from last version.
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
METTLE Core also getting updated and simplified from last version.
I need FIFA to give me an Ennie.
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I need FIFA to give me an Ennie.
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Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
So you see, it is perfectly safe to say that RPGs don't actually DO anything. Everyone knows what that means and doesn't even see a need to remark upon it except in jest.
But say they don't do a *specific thing* and everyone loses their minds!
#ttrpg
But say they don't do a *specific thing* and everyone loses their minds!
#ttrpg
TTRPGs can't do anything.
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
So you see, it is perfectly safe to say that RPGs don't actually DO anything. Everyone knows what that means and doesn't even see a need to remark upon it except in jest.
But say they don't do a *specific thing* and everyone loses their minds!
#ttrpg
But say they don't do a *specific thing* and everyone loses their minds!
#ttrpg
TTRPGs can't do anything.
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
TTRPGs can't do anything.
Eurovision when?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF1N...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF1N...
The Northern Boys - Crack
YouTube video by Sindhu World
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December 6, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Eurovision when?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF1N...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF1N...
They say everyone has their own personal mythology. Mine includes Scrotatosk, a squirrel who runs up and down my pants leg just to bite my left nut.
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
They say everyone has their own personal mythology. Mine includes Scrotatosk, a squirrel who runs up and down my pants leg just to bite my left nut.
New diseases cropping up right when the RFK virus has weakened our national immune system.
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
New diseases cropping up right when the RFK virus has weakened our national immune system.
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I went to a bachelorette party this summer and one of the partygoers would just load every single wedding game prompt (ie: find a meme that reminds you of the bride) into ChatGPT and I understand what it means now when someone truly has nothing going on. Truly no inner workings. A husk of a person.
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I went to a bachelorette party this summer and one of the partygoers would just load every single wedding game prompt (ie: find a meme that reminds you of the bride) into ChatGPT and I understand what it means now when someone truly has nothing going on. Truly no inner workings. A husk of a person.
I don't know, I like Trump a lot better with his eyes closed. Not sure what the hubbub is about.
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I don't know, I like Trump a lot better with his eyes closed. Not sure what the hubbub is about.
Tell you the truth I did not realize that was Linda Hamilton, but I was thinking they were freaking great at playing that part.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Tell you the truth I did not realize that was Linda Hamilton, but I was thinking they were freaking great at playing that part.
Attack of the Flying Lizard is a Christmas Movie.
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Attack of the Flying Lizard is a Christmas Movie.
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Netanyahu continues to starve and kill the people of Gaza. Putin is pretending to negotiate peace while attacking Ukraine. Trump is randomly killing Venezuelan's. They have no desire for peace. It is how they stay in power. Netanyahu, Trump and Putin are now the leaders of the new axis of evil.
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Netanyahu continues to starve and kill the people of Gaza. Putin is pretending to negotiate peace while attacking Ukraine. Trump is randomly killing Venezuelan's. They have no desire for peace. It is how they stay in power. Netanyahu, Trump and Putin are now the leaders of the new axis of evil.
I haven't been able to find Chicken Flavor-coated Peanuts anywhere for the past few years. Not at Great Wall, or H-Mart, or Lotte. Devastated. They're just not on the shelves anywhere near me. And they were SO good.
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I haven't been able to find Chicken Flavor-coated Peanuts anywhere for the past few years. Not at Great Wall, or H-Mart, or Lotte. Devastated. They're just not on the shelves anywhere near me. And they were SO good.
This came on the radio on my drive home the other day and for a little while, it was the best song in existence.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAZL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAZL...
Dusty Springfield - Son of a Preacher Man (Official Audio)
YouTube video by RHINO
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December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This came on the radio on my drive home the other day and for a little while, it was the best song in existence.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAZL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAZL...
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Christmas reading for SillyPeter:
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Christmas reading for SillyPeter:
I worked with MRIs for a very long time and never once did anyone ever get referred for a "preventative" MRI. What the hell are they talking about?
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I worked with MRIs for a very long time and never once did anyone ever get referred for a "preventative" MRI. What the hell are they talking about?
Another thing I like about Searchers of the Unknown is that not only do they not have clerics, the way their HP system works means you don't need them in the first place. Death to having to find a player willing to play a god-botherer, and to the DD/healer/Tank rote in general.
#ttrpg #DnD
#ttrpg #DnD
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If discovering a new adventure, setting, or game is so boring to you that you weigh the time in hours like work, I hope you can take that as a hint and find some other hobby you actually enjoy.
#ttrpg
#ttrpg
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If discovering a new adventure, setting, or game is so boring to you that you weigh the time in hours like work, I hope you can take that as a hint and find some other hobby you actually enjoy.
#ttrpg
#ttrpg
Ambrose Bierce, Fantastic Fables
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Ambrose Bierce, Fantastic Fables
[Insert] - Punk
a bunch of cookies are being cooked on a conveyor belt and the word orbo is on the bottom
ALT: a bunch of cookies are being cooked on a conveyor belt and the word orbo is on the bottom
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November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
[Insert] - Punk
A while back there was this weird point-and-click indy video game in development that featured the character barfing on the street. It was about two years ago. Sci-fi or mixed fantasy like setting.
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER what this game was called and what happened to it? I cannot find a trace of it.
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER what this game was called and what happened to it? I cannot find a trace of it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
A while back there was this weird point-and-click indy video game in development that featured the character barfing on the street. It was about two years ago. Sci-fi or mixed fantasy like setting.
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER what this game was called and what happened to it? I cannot find a trace of it.
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER what this game was called and what happened to it? I cannot find a trace of it.
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"A turkey may be so prepared and preserved that, according to Artephius’s Key of Wisdom, “an ingenious Man may raise the fine Shape of a Homunculus out of its Ashes at his Pleasure, so he may, without any criminal Necromancy raise the Shape of any dead ancestor for study and labor.”
How to Brine a Turkey, by H.P. Lovecraft
This time of year all cabbalists, daemonologists, magicians, and the like share amongst their number one scrap of forbidden knowledge: that soakin...
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November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"A turkey may be so prepared and preserved that, according to Artephius’s Key of Wisdom, “an ingenious Man may raise the fine Shape of a Homunculus out of its Ashes at his Pleasure, so he may, without any criminal Necromancy raise the Shape of any dead ancestor for study and labor.”