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Planarian Games
@jakeeldritch.bsky.social
Blame me for MUTANANNY, Clown Helsing, METTLE Core, WSBABSDTEDDCC, and others. He/Him.

See my stuff:
Itch: https://planarian.itch.io/
DrivethruRPG: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/10311/Planarian?affiliate_id=490690
I wonder if any of my rpg peeps know you can do pdf preflight and conversion stuff easily and freely in terminal. I doubt many know, because I got chewed out on a discord for saying it was possible to do the entire drivethrurpg pdf to print-ready rigmarole that way.
February 4, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Me, covered in vomit:

"Don't worry, its not mine."
a man wearing glasses is laying on his back
ALT: a man wearing glasses is laying on his back
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
A disco elysium style video game where you are trying to find your missing cat. It's top down and you can clearly see the cat stuck in the character's enormous ass crack the whole time. Everyone is too polite to tell them but the mystery must be solved.
February 3, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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AOC: Why haven’t so many people been prosecuted? Why are Pam Bondi and the DOJ continuing to hide the majority of the Epstein files, which they admit contain even more direct evidence of genuinely shocking crimes and abuse of women, minors, and increasingly men…
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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It is officially live! If you want to pickup my gothic horror micro-setting and have it in your hand now is the chance. #ttrpg #zimo2026 www.kickstarter.com/projects/von...
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Hidden loading screen for a graphics intensive 3D game that is just one of the party members having to take a leak.
a man and a woman are walking down a path in a forest
ALT: a man and a woman are walking down a path in a forest
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
If anyone made a movie filled with all the shrieking evil stuff that our upper crust did in the Epstein files, people would decry it as unrealistic. It's mind blowing how absolutely diabolical, how unspeakably malevolent our illionaires are.
January 31, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Whew! So here is the more-or-less final version and its current place in the text. Been a while since I drew something that wasn't just sketches, this I actually took some care to make it look good. You might be thinking that is a lot of trouble for a small picture in the text. So am I. :/
#ttrpg
January 31, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Making progress on this MUTANANNY spot art. Added some mutants and gribbling to the vehicles. Going to add some lines for dynamism and mud next, then do cleanup.
#ttrpg
January 30, 2026 at 8:35 PM
MUTANANNY race scene in progress. I used 3D models in clip art studio as a base, not going to lie and pretend I can do this freehand. But it's fun adding to the models and doing the crash damage and post-apocalpytic gadgetry. Still at work on this one making it look dynamic & adding mutants.

#ttrpg
January 30, 2026 at 3:28 AM
So the Mandog adventure (Gromb) is pretty solid. They do an interesting thing where the victims are laid out in chrono order and in detail instead of relying on chance rolls like I would expect. I think this takes a load off the GM and is interesting to read.
#ttrpg #osr
gromb54-46.itch.io/mandog
Mandog by gromb54-46
a neighborhood in peril for classic RPGs
gromb54-46.itch.io
January 29, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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A message from r/Babaisyou
January 26, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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Abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who stays in it from this day forward as members of a criminal conspiracy to commit murder.
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Is the reason single spellbooks in NSR games take up an entire slot because the writer spends 99% of it telling a long autobiographical story before getting to the recipe?
January 24, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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ICE just crashed a car at my intersection (due to their own shitty driving) and immediately got out and tear gassed observers.
January 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
You know, maybe this is too dark a musing from a little game worm like myself, but is the reason humans do not live for more than a century related to how bad it gets when their elderly start to accumulate too much power? Societies seem to collapse when geriatric maniacs run everything.
January 23, 2026 at 3:41 PM
They are really putting Jack Smith on trial today. I thought this was about Trump.
January 22, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Let Me Show You My Pokemans is not just an aughts meme, turns out it really happens if you have a kid. You also have to guess which ones are new. Adorable.
January 22, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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I am now on team "There is nothing anyone could do to ICE that is so terrible I will not cheer for it".
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Anyone else wake up a few hours ago with an odd feeling of relief, like something awful had fallen off of the world?
January 21, 2026 at 6:29 AM