Jake Hightower
@jakehightower.bsky.social
Filmmaker • Instagram: jakehightower34
Imagine being a minimum wage Krispy Kreme employee and randomly being told that the unwashed gamer horde will descend on your store in 2 hours
Krispy Kreme are offering Playstation users a free glazed donut from 5-7pm today in response to servers being down.
Only available in participating U.S. store locations.
Only available in participating U.S. store locations.
February 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Imagine being a minimum wage Krispy Kreme employee and randomly being told that the unwashed gamer horde will descend on your store in 2 hours
Heartwarming! This Old Man’s Friend Jeffrey Epstein Passed Away, So the Whole Town Pitched in to Recreate His Island and Help Him Feel at Home!
February 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Heartwarming! This Old Man’s Friend Jeffrey Epstein Passed Away, So the Whole Town Pitched in to Recreate His Island and Help Him Feel at Home!
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Why do they look like Wario and Waluigi for Steve Martin and Martin Short
September 5, 2023 at 3:00 PM
Why do they look like Wario and Waluigi for Steve Martin and Martin Short
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The human body is basically a series of pipes so I don’t have respect for any plumber who dies. Should’ve been able to fix that bro
August 28, 2023 at 10:06 PM
The human body is basically a series of pipes so I don’t have respect for any plumber who dies. Should’ve been able to fix that bro
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his palms are sweaty
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
August 20, 2023 at 3:31 AM
his palms are sweaty
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor