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The Nix
@jakenixnet.bsky.social
Writer, Film maker, Music maker, Former pro sports mascot, Theater manager, Bartender, Occasional Batman.
I feel like I keep seeing people in my orbit making decisions that are not in their best interest and I don’t get it
January 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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he's just gonna keep doing illegal shit as long as everyone keeps letting him
January 4, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The past is prologue
January 2, 2026 at 7:41 AM
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Ringing in the new year like
December 31, 2023 at 8:07 PM
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit
-Aristotle

Wishing for a girlfriend is quick work, but getting one is… uhhhh… not apparently possible at this juncture
-Jake
December 31, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I walked past a dude in an intersection wearing a long Dr Who scarf and remarked to my friend that I had crocheted my own Dr Who scarf in 7th grade and therefore had more nerd cred. My friend said “That’s Wil Wheaton”
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I once held open a door for Ira Glass. I thought I held long enough and he had it so I let go and it swung back, hit him in the face, and knocked his glasses off
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Sometimes all I’m asking for is for people to text me back. Even if it’s “sorry I was busy today”
December 29, 2025 at 6:35 AM
This is very niche, but I just discovered that the actor who played Weyoun in Deep Space 9 is the same person who played Dr Herbert West in Re-Animator and my mind is blown
December 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Trauma and crazy shit happening all the time dramatically, that’s actually not normal and you shouldn’t seek it out. Life can be chill. Let’s chill.
December 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
One time I drove by a Black Angus and the G was burnt out. It was very funny
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
DS9 having a random baseball episode in the middle of s7 dominion war is great. This is pure Trek.
December 25, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Computer, end program. (I’m going to bed)
December 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
For fucks sake, war with Venezuela makes even less sense than war with Iraq did
December 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Stand up open mics are tough. Uneasy. You can have decent jokes and just nobody is there. How does anyone even start?
December 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Christmas music pisses me off unreasonably
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I took up magic during the pandemic and the only thing that disappeared was my girlfriend
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I bought a guitar today
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
TV: serialized storytelling, I love it as a medium. I hate hate hate commercials
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Yeah, resisting the urge to text people I’m attracted to
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Inconceivable. Every white baby looks like Wallace Shawn
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM