jakethescienceguy (he/him)
@jakethescienceguy.bsky.social
if ghosts were real then i would be kissing them right now
Honestly I think this would be me, I'm just built different I guess
Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous
December 13, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Honestly I think this would be me, I'm just built different I guess
decided to give apple music a try because it was giving me 3 months for a dollar and good news @bobbyburm.bsky.social's ep Toxic is on there let's fucking go
December 12, 2025 at 8:39 AM
decided to give apple music a try because it was giving me 3 months for a dollar and good news @bobbyburm.bsky.social's ep Toxic is on there let's fucking go
Are game trailers not supposed to tell me anything about the game unless I already know about the game or something
The gods are silent. Rivellon bleeds. New powers stir.
Built by the team who brought you Baldur's Gate 3, Larian Studios unchains its ambitions to bring you an RPG with greater breadth & depth than ever before.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxzy...
Built by the team who brought you Baldur's Gate 3, Larian Studios unchains its ambitions to bring you an RPG with greater breadth & depth than ever before.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxzy...
Divinity - Cinematic Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Larian Studios
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Are game trailers not supposed to tell me anything about the game unless I already know about the game or something
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Pissing Out Cancer, my comedy special produced by and formerly exclusively on Dropout.tv is now available for free and in full on YouTube.
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer | Full Comedy Special
YouTube video by Hank Green
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Pissing Out Cancer, my comedy special produced by and formerly exclusively on Dropout.tv is now available for free and in full on YouTube.
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Most recently in my Durge file I accepted and completed the request of my deranged demonic butler to murder a certain nice lady and all of my companions have gone "what the fuck is wrong with you?" Except Minthara who is only upset she wasn't in on the plan ahead of time
Just beat Baldur's Gate 3 again time to immediately start another new file but this time I'm going to be evil Durge I love you daddy Bhaal
December 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Most recently in my Durge file I accepted and completed the request of my deranged demonic butler to murder a certain nice lady and all of my companions have gone "what the fuck is wrong with you?" Except Minthara who is only upset she wasn't in on the plan ahead of time
alcoholic? no i said alcohol chic i vape vodka from a gucci brand pen
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
alcoholic? no i said alcohol chic i vape vodka from a gucci brand pen
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This is Tuffy. He just woke up from surgery. Has no idea where he is or what's happening, but he's thrilled to be here. 12/10 (TT: teddy_and_tuffy)
December 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is Tuffy. He just woke up from surgery. Has no idea where he is or what's happening, but he's thrilled to be here. 12/10 (TT: teddy_and_tuffy)
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This is our new CEO, Javier. I have officially adopted him. He is estimated to be 8 years old and he's deaf, so there's no need to give any feedback on his job performance. He is just a perfect gentlemen and I am so grateful he made his way to me. 14/10 no bias at all
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is our new CEO, Javier. I have officially adopted him. He is estimated to be 8 years old and he's deaf, so there's no need to give any feedback on his job performance. He is just a perfect gentlemen and I am so grateful he made his way to me. 14/10 no bias at all
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Just remember I can make a root beer float whenever I want??
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just remember I can make a root beer float whenever I want??
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everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
Netflix Wins the Warner Bros. Discovery Bidding War, Enters Exclusive Deal Talks (Netflix offering $30 a share and a $5 billion break-up fee) www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
when I go into papa murphys to pick up my pizza they always say "hey look everybody, it's papa's little man!" even if I've never been to that one before I'm getting considered
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
when I go into papa murphys to pick up my pizza they always say "hey look everybody, it's papa's little man!" even if I've never been to that one before I'm getting considered
Sometimes the more you learn about a person the more you dislike them. Quentin Tarantino is one of those people for me. Just an absolute creep and weirdo slate.com/culture/2025...
The New Version of Kill Bill Is Both More Satisfying and More Disturbing
The Whole Bloody Affair changed the way I saw Tarantino’s epic revenge film—and so did the reporting about its making.
slate.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Sometimes the more you learn about a person the more you dislike them. Quentin Tarantino is one of those people for me. Just an absolute creep and weirdo slate.com/culture/2025...
guy who pronounces "jalapeños" as "jolly penis"
December 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
guy who pronounces "jalapeños" as "jolly penis"
Recently my DnD group started doing this thing where we write like flashbacks about our characters that we read out of character just for the players before we start a session. This week is my first turn writing and I'm so excited to read this to my friends and see their reactions
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Recently my DnD group started doing this thing where we write like flashbacks about our characters that we read out of character just for the players before we start a session. This week is my first turn writing and I'm so excited to read this to my friends and see their reactions
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also there's a new deogie up on tinyview: tinyview.com/deogie/2025/...
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
also there's a new deogie up on tinyview: tinyview.com/deogie/2025/...
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
uh oh
No no, you see, we *can't* change our Taco Bell habits now! Not until we're *at least* 66.
Possibly 83.
www.popsci.com/health/brain...
Possibly 83.
www.popsci.com/health/brain...
Your brain changes at 9, 32, 66, and 83
Brain scans of 3,802 people show how the brain’s structure changes at four major turning points.
www.popsci.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
uh oh
Its not a lie if it was the brain worm that did it
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
WASHINGTON—In an attempt to dispel rumors of an affair during the 2024 presidential campaign, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Monday during which he d...
theonion.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Its not a lie if it was the brain worm that did it
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Lol this game rules
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Lol this game rules
My monk defeated the Netherbrain with the incredible power of violence about a week ago so I've been playing a new file trying to be evil for the rest of the achievements I love this game so much
This time around I'm trying a gnome monk and I'm really enjoying it. Monks feel really strong early game because of how many attacks they can do even before level five. And because I'm playing without mods on I'm not stupidly overpowered so I'm also letting myself fail stuff more often
For the second time now I've beaten Baldur's Gate 3 but it was modded kinda heavily and I made it too easy and missed out on achievements. Tomorrow my adventure begins again, I love this game
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My monk defeated the Netherbrain with the incredible power of violence about a week ago so I've been playing a new file trying to be evil for the rest of the achievements I love this game so much
The last few days I've been watching a lot of random found footage horror movies and the thing about the genre is that most of them are bad but the good ones are great
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The last few days I've been watching a lot of random found footage horror movies and the thing about the genre is that most of them are bad but the good ones are great
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Help, my infinite number of monkeys keeps writing smutty little stories about Christmas elves
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Help, my infinite number of monkeys keeps writing smutty little stories about Christmas elves
Just finished watching this full special and it's so good
Raise your hand if you like jazz 🖐️ @electrolemon.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Just finished watching this full special and it's so good
Sometimes I think about how I'm 8th grade sex ed I asked my teacher about what would happen if an egg was fertilized and somehow had more than 2 chromosomes and she insisted it was impossible and then 5 years later in a freshman psych class I learned that was either a lie or she didn't really know
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Sometimes I think about how I'm 8th grade sex ed I asked my teacher about what would happen if an egg was fertilized and somehow had more than 2 chromosomes and she insisted it was impossible and then 5 years later in a freshman psych class I learned that was either a lie or she didn't really know