"No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai
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Matt - 30 - He/Him - Owned by Too Human
Pinned
Please consider me for Horse
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Expedition 33 is insufficiently reverent, and does not perform the proper obeisances.
December 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Expedition 33 is insufficiently reverent, and does not perform the proper obeisances.
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It's the last Marvelous Marvelous Sunday Sunday of 2025! Happy New Year, all you marvelous people!
December 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It's the last Marvelous Marvelous Sunday Sunday of 2025! Happy New Year, all you marvelous people!
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In Yoshi's "Loves Me...?" minigame in Super Mario 64 DS, there is a 1 in 4,294,967,296 chance to get 32 consecutive "Loves Me Not" results in a row. While this is astronomically unlikely to have ever happened, a player receiving those results would likely become very distressed.
December 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
In Yoshi's "Loves Me...?" minigame in Super Mario 64 DS, there is a 1 in 4,294,967,296 chance to get 32 consecutive "Loves Me Not" results in a row. While this is astronomically unlikely to have ever happened, a player receiving those results would likely become very distressed.
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Genuinely nuts that theres an entire of category mad at the AVGN cause he'd rather watch movies with his children than make internet videos
December 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Genuinely nuts that theres an entire of category mad at the AVGN cause he'd rather watch movies with his children than make internet videos
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"honey mommy and daddy are gonna see other people"
mallow when its his turn:
mallow when its his turn:
December 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"honey mommy and daddy are gonna see other people"
mallow when its his turn:
mallow when its his turn:
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SILENT HILL 2
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
SILENT HILL 2
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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I have chosen a list of the funniest places, and I want to hear your choices. Polls don't exist here, so you must use Words...
December 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I have chosen a list of the funniest places, and I want to hear your choices. Polls don't exist here, so you must use Words...
This but Back 4 Blood
December 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This but Back 4 Blood
Me watching the cutscenes in Trails knowing damn well I won't remember anything from it when the information comes up again
a close up of a woman 's face with a surprised expression .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a surprised expression .
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December 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Me watching the cutscenes in Trails knowing damn well I won't remember anything from it when the information comes up again
What're we doing, man
December 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
What're we doing, man
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Psycho Android of Terror - Jinzo
December 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Psycho Android of Terror - Jinzo
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Brian’s Polar Express save can now legally drink alcohol in the United States
In one of my most treasured memory card archeology finds, a kid named Brian received a PS2 and a copy of The Polar Express twenty years ago today and played it exactly once before never touching it again.
December 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Brian’s Polar Express save can now legally drink alcohol in the United States
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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Got Bakushin in the corner hitting the "strive for"
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Got Bakushin in the corner hitting the "strive for"
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today is the only day you can repost this
December 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
today is the only day you can repost this