Kinda bugs me how religious people rewrite and co-opt hallelujah

My new favorite pastime every year is watching artists trying to make the new "all i want for christmas is you" level holiday hit, desperate to get those mariah bucks

I've been politely ignoring the trump inauguration mug sitting proudly on the counter, but I genuinely can't believe he hasn't hidden it in shame yet.

I will accept using LLMs to parse the deluge of documents a fairly corrupt FBI is using to obfuscate the president's disgusting behavior.

Extremely amused that the klingon in starfleet academy is named jayden.

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

just saying: it's possible that "I'm gonna dramatically constrict my state capacity while plotting dramatic imperial expansion, and expanding my set of internal enemies while alienating most of my foreign allies" is the beginning of a world-historical masterstroke. but also possible that it isn't

Responded to a guy being super condescending to a couple women on a post. Replied to me and instantly obvious that it was a chat bot account. The future is so stupid

Such a warm winter in pnw this year

"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025

Accidentally sent one of the christmas presents I ordered to the old house, oy

If you get into some drama with someone at an event neither one of you invited me to, don’t expect me to care, let alone take a side, you can both choke.

A pic of me and the tiny sliver of the moon from the plane

my resolution for 2026 is to suck a dick. a man's dick

I am a grumpy old man because I have spent 25 years learning how every part of a computer works, and now people are trying to cast divination spells with a very expensive Ouija board and acting like *I'm* the fool.

yeah I think influencer culture *inherently* is just poisonous, even more so than the regular cult of celebrity was because it's so purely self-centered and pervasive.