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The last words Brian Thompson heard (I assume): "it's a-me, Luigi!"
December 19, 2024 at 6:40 PM
The last words Brian Thompson heard (I assume): "it's a-me, Luigi!"
Kind of remarkable how miserable travelling anywhere in America these days. Driving sucks. Flying sucks. Amtrak sucks. (bless them for trying though) All of it is terrible and I think most Americans have no idea how much better it could be
August 19, 2023 at 12:48 AM
Kind of remarkable how miserable travelling anywhere in America these days. Driving sucks. Flying sucks. Amtrak sucks. (bless them for trying though) All of it is terrible and I think most Americans have no idea how much better it could be
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of COURSE sex scenes don't advance the plot -- that's because they're character development, dumbass.
August 18, 2023 at 1:28 PM
of COURSE sex scenes don't advance the plot -- that's because they're character development, dumbass.
Strange New Worlds is so crazy good. I swear to God if the WGA/SAG strike disrupts the show I'm gonna challenge all the studio execs to a duel
July 28, 2023 at 1:36 PM
Strange New Worlds is so crazy good. I swear to God if the WGA/SAG strike disrupts the show I'm gonna challenge all the studio execs to a duel
Are people really buying this alien shit?
July 27, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Are people really buying this alien shit?
Oppenheimer, 2023
(I assume)
(I assume)
July 22, 2023 at 9:20 PM
Oppenheimer, 2023
(I assume)
(I assume)
There's America, cold America (Canada), European America (UK), Hobbit America (NZ), Kangaroo America, and a couple more I think
apparently America is the only country to exist in the world.
July 21, 2023 at 12:51 PM
There's America, cold America (Canada), European America (UK), Hobbit America (NZ), Kangaroo America, and a couple more I think
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hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!
July 15, 2023 at 4:49 PM
hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!
Everyone is mad and I am way too lacking in context to understand why. Bluesky really is starting to feel like the twitter of yore.
July 14, 2023 at 9:49 PM
Everyone is mad and I am way too lacking in context to understand why. Bluesky really is starting to feel like the twitter of yore.
Are there language courses for dumb guys? I want to start learning Russian but my brain doesn't do well with apps like Duolingo.
July 12, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Are there language courses for dumb guys? I want to start learning Russian but my brain doesn't do well with apps like Duolingo.
More ugly representation in media. People on tv and in movies are far too attractive. This is unacceptable
July 7, 2023 at 4:33 PM
More ugly representation in media. People on tv and in movies are far too attractive. This is unacceptable
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Viral Twitter Post: When men order a shake with their burger, thats female to me
Viral Bluesky post: GARFIELD here! 𝗕𝗗𝗦 isnt 𝑨𝒏𝒕𝒊-𝑺𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒎 you 𝔽𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕨𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕝𝕖
Viral Stone Etching: SKY GOD ANGRY OVER CAVE ART THAT SHOW BOOB. WE MUST KILL WOMAN MAKE HIM HAPPY
Viral Bluesky post: GARFIELD here! 𝗕𝗗𝗦 isnt 𝑨𝒏𝒕𝒊-𝑺𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒎 you 𝔽𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕨𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕝𝕖
Viral Stone Etching: SKY GOD ANGRY OVER CAVE ART THAT SHOW BOOB. WE MUST KILL WOMAN MAKE HIM HAPPY
July 6, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Viral Twitter Post: When men order a shake with their burger, thats female to me
Viral Bluesky post: GARFIELD here! 𝗕𝗗𝗦 isnt 𝑨𝒏𝒕𝒊-𝑺𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒎 you 𝔽𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕨𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕝𝕖
Viral Stone Etching: SKY GOD ANGRY OVER CAVE ART THAT SHOW BOOB. WE MUST KILL WOMAN MAKE HIM HAPPY
Viral Bluesky post: GARFIELD here! 𝗕𝗗𝗦 isnt 𝑨𝒏𝒕𝒊-𝑺𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒎 you 𝔽𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕨𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕝𝕖
Viral Stone Etching: SKY GOD ANGRY OVER CAVE ART THAT SHOW BOOB. WE MUST KILL WOMAN MAKE HIM HAPPY
Yeah RFK Jr's brain is ruined but if my dad and my uncle were both assassinated I'd be pretty fucked up too
July 6, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Yeah RFK Jr's brain is ruined but if my dad and my uncle were both assassinated I'd be pretty fucked up too
"is it irrational anxiety or do I feel this way because I'm correctly interpreting the vibes as very bad?" - working title of my memoir
July 5, 2023 at 2:59 PM
"is it irrational anxiety or do I feel this way because I'm correctly interpreting the vibes as very bad?" - working title of my memoir
I want there to be a movie with Clint Eastwood, Harrison Ford, and William Shatner where they just go around doing old guy stuff.
July 4, 2023 at 10:31 PM
I want there to be a movie with Clint Eastwood, Harrison Ford, and William Shatner where they just go around doing old guy stuff.
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“saved to the Bluesky album”
July 3, 2023 at 11:42 PM
“saved to the Bluesky album”
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TIPS FOR POSTING FOR THE NEWSKIE POSTERS ON BLUESKY:
i am in your walls
i’m watching you right now
i’ve been watching you for weeks
i will approach when you’re not expecting
i am in your walls
i am in your walls
i’m watching you right now
i’ve been watching you for weeks
i will approach when you’re not expecting
i am in your walls
July 3, 2023 at 3:03 AM
TIPS FOR POSTING FOR THE NEWSKIE POSTERS ON BLUESKY:
i am in your walls
i’m watching you right now
i’ve been watching you for weeks
i will approach when you’re not expecting
i am in your walls
i am in your walls
i’m watching you right now
i’ve been watching you for weeks
i will approach when you’re not expecting
i am in your walls
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NARRATOR: I didn't want to just be a "good boy." I wanted to be a great boy; the greatest boy that ever lived
June 16, 2023 at 8:52 PM
NARRATOR: I didn't want to just be a "good boy." I wanted to be a great boy; the greatest boy that ever lived
British media is so goddamn weird. Why does 10% of that entire country get a column in The Guardian
June 17, 2023 at 3:13 PM
British media is so goddamn weird. Why does 10% of that entire country get a column in The Guardian
Me, a white male rapidly approaching my 30s: I'll have the mindset of a 25 year old forever
Also me: I love going to bed at 9pm. I should start a podcast.
Also me: I love going to bed at 9pm. I should start a podcast.
June 14, 2023 at 10:17 PM
Me, a white male rapidly approaching my 30s: I'll have the mindset of a 25 year old forever
Also me: I love going to bed at 9pm. I should start a podcast.
Also me: I love going to bed at 9pm. I should start a podcast.