Tintin and the Somerville Polyculeans
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chriswarcraft.bsky.social
Pretty sure Eleanor Roosevelt is dead
robertsilverman.bsky.social
Bondi claiming they arrested [checks notes] "the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa" has me in stitches
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Bondi: "Bondi: "Just like we did with cartels, we are going to take the same approach, President Trump, with antifa -- destroy the entire organization from top to bottom. We are going to take them apart."
jamtoday.bsky.social
I mean, its that or just...lose it. Like, what value do I get for carrying over PTO days that I don't need? None.
jamtoday.bsky.social
Not who I would have cast but you can't win 'em all. Now that I know who the author had in mind for the -nov part of that, he's become my own headcanon.
jamtoday.bsky.social
Peabody
merriam-webster.com
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
jamtoday.bsky.social
Cowards. This is legit probably the only thing that would ever get me to play an Assassins Creed game. That would be rad as fuck.
culturecrave.co
Ubisoft canceled an 'Assassin's Creed' game set after the Civil War

• Featured a Black Assassin who was formerly a slave

• Would fight the emerging Ku Klux Klan

• Leadership canceled it — concerned with US political climate & Yasuke backlash

(via Game File)
jamtoday.bsky.social
I mean, I want my cashout. I'm basically losing five days because I have unlimited PTO and would just take those carryover "PTO" days irregardless.
jamtoday.bsky.social
Alternately I could just take every Friday off starting the week before Thanksgiving.
jamtoday.bsky.social
The answer is probably "unfortunately, yes" but it feels shitty. Give me the week of pay plz.
jamtoday.bsky.social
They're moving me to unlimited PTO and not cashing me out, but moving my 40 hours (which I had banked specifically to carry over so I can go on a long trip next year) to next year, which they'll burn down as if they were a paid benefit.

Is that...legal?
jamtoday.bsky.social
Its just a tick-box: "Shriveled womb?" ✅ and watch my taxes owed go up in the H&R block counter.
jamtoday.bsky.social
Support your local bookstores, my dears
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whstancil.bsky.social
Literally all they've got any more is KKK-style nativism, directed specifically at Latinos. Every single GOP message collapses back to this. They've become the Klan
atrupar.com
Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."
jamtoday.bsky.social
The thing that this tells me is that there are zero women or POC or especially women of color working on their product development and QA teams.

Or, if there are any, they're so outnumbered and in fear for their jobs that they keep their heads down (I've been that person, not a judgement).
hypervisible.blacksky.app
Altman claims the company didn’t anticipate people not wanting their deepfakes to say “offensive things or things that they find deeply problematic,” which sounds like a lie but is also indicative of how they recklessly release tech into the world.
OpenAI wasn’t expecting Sora’s copyright drama
It felt “more different to images than people expected.”
www.theverge.com
jamtoday.bsky.social
This can't possibly be a real photo
wesleymorgan.bsky.social
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
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amano-jack.bsky.social
Just in case someone missed this detail:
Wells Fargo used the ICE orks to clear out a building of lawful residents to make a buck

Again, a military terror purge was carried out with naked children in handcuffs for the benefit of Wells Fargo execs

A corrupt corp that will bleat at any reciprocity
jamtoday.bsky.social
EFF! I knew it felt off when I typed it but I couldn't place why.
jamtoday.bsky.social
The "40-50 feral hogs" guy might be the most vindicated person on the internet.
jamtoday.bsky.social
Would and do! Don't trip and fall in a pig sty!
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seamas.bsky.social
Guy I used to play football with claimed his uncle had been in the IRA (not, in itself, a major bit of news where I'm from) but had to quit after a bombing he did that left him with no outward signs of trauma, save the fact he had to "eat all his meals standing up" (a dazzling additional detail).
thefence.bsky.social
Fence #26 will be a special on all things print, and in tribute to the storied history of the UK gutter press, our letters page wants your GOSSIP & SCANDAL.

So, we're asking you all: what was the most scandalous (true or false) bit of gossip that dominated your school or neighbourhood growing up?
A photo of assembled paparazzi waiting to snap your shame for the scandal sheets.
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