JamWitch
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JamWitch
@jamwitch.bsky.social
Am I some tasty berries between slices of bread or hosting a dance party as I play along with a band of ravens in my secluded cottage? The world may never know.
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When life feels heavy and especially emotionally fraught, I keep rediscovering the immense healing power of:

✨ eat some food
✨ drink some water
✨ get some sleep
August 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Cartoon: A friend commented that 'Bats are just Halloween butterflies'. And thus, my mind was blown :)
Hope folks enjoy!
August 24, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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I am trying Mr. Box.
April 28, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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cornering the synth doll market with an Elektron-branded chastity cage named the P-Lock
April 19, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Really really hate how it feels like everything these days is optimized to give me as many ads as possible
April 14, 2024 at 8:54 PM
The entire premise of this episode of leverage feels a bit silly. Good songs are plentiful and not just magic and recognizably perfect. Still enjoyable to watch of course
April 14, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Shows with extremely questionable/poorly aged technology are *delightful*
April 14, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Laying in bed attempting to get the brain to shut off and go to sleep, but the anxiety keeps it running.
April 13, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Oh my god I'm in the middle of the series right now and I see *this*??!?!?!? I cannot wait until I figure out the context
Reasons to vote for Toby, #8: I solved a problem that had been developing for over a dozen books with a threesome. How many people can say that?
April 9, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Say what you will about the impending sense of doom brought about by visible effects of climate change occurring more rapidly than most of us expected, my local disc golf course is opening up over a month earlier than last year and that makes me happy!
March 13, 2024 at 7:04 PM
I do love doing theatre tech, but somehow I always forget how long and exhausting it gets. And I've got the easiest job and am the last one there and first one out on this show!
March 13, 2024 at 3:23 AM
So many people complaining about DST, but I just want to be able to go for a bike ride after work!! Standard time is the evil one, blame it that we needed to lose some sleep to get back to where we ought to be.
March 10, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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Hi, portal mage here! This is not funny, Strange Doors only do this when they’re in extreme distress. Feed them inquisitive children until they calm down
PSA: it is as important as ever, to Talk to Your Kids about Strange Doors appearing in their Yards. Do not let them open the door. Do not let them go through. They will not return the same. They will be forever changed.
February 11, 2024 at 11:09 PM
It's really quite unfair that I get about 1 week at a time of being happy with the amount of hair on my face between laser sessions before my brain adapts to it and sees what's left as a problem again.
January 30, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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This Will Ferrell doc is interesting to me because the "go woke go broke" nonsense has unfortunately taken hold in quite a lot of c-suites but if there's one person in Hollywood who's made a lot of people a lot of money it's Will Ferrell www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/wil...
Will Ferrell’s Trans Road Trip Documentary Will Save Lives
When his friend of 30 years came out as transgender, Ferrell suggested they drive across the country together. “Will & Harper” is the sensational documentary about that journey.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 24, 2024 at 7:39 PM
It's remarkable how little feminine clothing it takes to make my brain read my face the way I want it to. Look in mirror with a generic t-shirt? What is this manly abomination looking back at me, get it away. Look in mirror with thrifted striped women's t-shirt? Where'd that cute girl come from?
September 29, 2023 at 5:22 AM
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You know how we kept saying when we based the LEVERAGE villains on real people, we always had to rewrite them because the real people were unbelievably evil?
September 12, 2023 at 11:04 PM
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After working on it on and off for over a year, The Witch is finally out. Recommended for fans of Depeche Mode, VNV Nation, and ignoring red flags in relationships.

Bandcamp below, Spotify here: open.spotify.com/album/2pLHxC...

Hope you like it. <3
The Witch, by Arclight Halo
13 track album
arclighthalo.bandcamp.com
September 15, 2023 at 4:02 AM
The trans experience is slowly realizing as you grow up that your childhood desire to be a mermaid was more the *maid* part than the *mer* part
August 31, 2023 at 1:21 AM
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Hey! My album The Witch is coming out on September 15th. Come enjoy some dark synthpop or futurepop or whatever you want to call it. Bandcamp supporters get instrumental versions of each track!

You'll also be my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE if you pre-save it on Spotify: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

<3
The Witch, by Arclight Halo
13 track album
arclighthalo.bandcamp.com
August 26, 2023 at 9:07 PM