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Jando
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aspiring technical artist

Bigots, fascists and centrists dni and kys
Pinned
I only scream into the void for my online stalkers to learn more about me. but I gotta be honest, lately I've been wondering if I even have online stalkers..
lowk I've been doing this for the past 6 months. Being unemployed off my savings is so awesome tho.
January 6, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Guy explained their craps strategy to me, and i explained to them why that was statistically inferior to another strategy (i pulled out multiple sources and did the math in front of them), and he just ignored it because he *felt* like his strategy was better.
January 6, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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new years thoughts
January 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
A female cupboard spider! I found this one in my bed. She didnt want to be captured so now i have an agrivated mildly toxic spider near me while i sleep :)
January 1, 2026 at 9:33 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F2d...
stop scrolling on your phone, sit tf down, and watch this
Seycara | AD ASTRA
YouTube video by Seycara
www.youtube.com
December 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I was curious about non-FOSS workflows and I fear i am enjoying software that isnt supported on linux thus I have returned to Windows. Linux isnt a bad OS, its just that evil bastards dont want their software to run on it.

If one day i ever pay for microsoft or adobe products, shoot me.
December 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If i won the lottery, i would hire hitmen to beat up CEOs and politicians when they make shitty decisions. They'll have to stop being shitty or else they will live in constant fear of being assaulted. I would be smart about it, too. It'll take 40 years for the fbi to finally catch me.
December 28, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Im done being comically evil. I liked it at first, but ts way too mainstream now.
December 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It will never not be funny to me that the board game Monopoly was originally invented by woman who hated capitalism and wanted to expose the dangers of land grabbing but the take away most players had was that its a lot of fun to financially starve your friends in an unfair rng landlord rp game.
December 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
seeing Chris Joslin tre flip el torro at age 29 kinda got me wanting to start skating scary stuff again.
December 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I just learned about scrapbooking. And holy shit :o

Chat, this is actually life changing. Like my entire perspective on life changed i think.
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 AM
im so fuckin gullible bro. I really thought PETA was bad cause some redditors told me so in 2016 or some. I'm NOT immune to propaganda, yall :(
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Idk why this showed up in my recommendation a whole 2 years later but this whole freestyle is so fuckin beautiful and still massive.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvF...
ERICDOA SINGS HIS HEART OUT FOR 2 HOURS LIVE! (WITH CHAT)
YouTube video by ericdoa Live
www.youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I named this kitty Jon. Its short for Lejon James.
December 12, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Where do i gotta go to find a goth enby ace auDHD hikikimori neet artist who wants to be my friend?
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I barely just learned that you can see the milky way without using a camera. Im so mad cause i was at yosemite earlier this year and that shit is 2.7 Bortle. Thats frickin preem darkness for star gazing and i didnt look at the sky at all.
December 8, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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top 10 most insane interactions ive had in xiv
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I love pirating adobe software ☺️
December 8, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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A last dance before the end of the world. 🌑✨️
#ocs
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Saw someone on here saying that you shouldnt be posting stuff that will ruin your digital footprint.

DO NOT use your normal email for applying to jobs. Make a professional email for that. Make professional social media accounts with that email. Pretend to be normal when you post on them.
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A while ago I showed someone Zach Hadel clips and he told me that my sense of humor was childish and went on a weird tirade about "just because its improv doesnt make it funny". Next thing I know he loves Smiling Friends, the show that features recycled Zach Hadel bits and a lot of improved jokes.
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
i popped tf off but clearly I was unaware of how down bad Sonic fans are
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I don't have spotify premium so I'm just gunna share my fave music the old fashioned way. I'm only sharing music that was released in 2025.
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM