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Jaydii 1/1

@jardtoons.bsky.social

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🔞 NO MINORS 🔞 33 Gay Ace They/Them Enby Plural I am the Jaydii Dingo half of JARD Toons. We love everything about cartoons, even the weird kink stuff, so we're making some to share! https://www.patreon.com/JARDToons

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 19d

Belzflee and @cyrussmolbirb.bsky.social done jinxed their last high.

#DandyToons

A small white bird, Cyrus, is flattened palms and soles up, against Belzflee Boofalee's chest! Flat and compressed! They're both dizzied.

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 15h

Nice!💜

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Texas Furry Fiesta - Star Peets @furryfiesta.org · 15h

🚨Attention passengers!🚨
It's time to secure your quarters--#TFF2026 hotel room block is now OPEN!! 🚀
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Hotel Information: www.furryfiesta.org/attend/hotel/
Booking: bit.ly/4mQok4O

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Stupid Stoat @apptextures.bsky.social · 17h

Pouch tries and fails to use an air tank. Even neanderthal cats get curious! For @mizuriba.bsky.social

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 1d

I'm into rappin'
Ay, no cappin'
And I like to make folks flatten!

As nice sheets? On them I'm nappin'
As a treat I send them flapping
Down the laundry chute
And they're like: "SHOOT!
How could this even happen?!"
BOOM!💥
They're squeezin' through a wringer, too!
I love my Toony Trapping!

#JARDToons

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Xhhy @xhhy17.bsky.social · 1d

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Abcfoolery🔞 @abcfoolery.bsky.social · 1d

Commission for anonymous 🛹

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · May 31

The "Quad C" in the #MushsageParlour is where these toon towels were meant to be sent if they were sized properly...

#FurryArt #Flattening

Calescent Cubby-hole of Coiled Clients

Two masseurs, an arctic fox and white rat hold two flattened and rolled up toons in their arms, and a towel.

"Enjoy the Quad C Fellas!...And Lady~" Ethan the fox says whilst holding Cassie who happily replies, "Bring on the steam!"
"Right on!" Ethan answers.
The rat, Nebz adds, "We'll yank ya'll out in uh...two hours? That cool?"
"Mhmmp!" Neil responds, before being cast to the shadow realm and replaced with Frosti.

Panel 2:
The three coiled toons sit in the cubby holes, their rolled flat edges facing the audience.
"Mrmm~" Niel purrs.
"This sucks!" Pockets whines, because he doesn't have Pouch yet.

Panel 3:
Neil is being worn by buff dark furred panther as a towel, his face wrapped over his rump. Cassie and Neil are fully formed flat figures walking together, arm on Neil's shoulder and hand curled before her chest. Cassie looks to Neil with worry and Neil smirks non-chalant, hand on his hip as he saunters.

"Neil, where did Pockets go?"
"Ehh, he left early! Don't sweat it, Cassie." He replies.

"....Guys?! HELP!" Pockets whimpers from the background, unheard and doomed to never see Neil ever again after this event. Neil probably melted in a cubbyhole or ended up a perma towel.

"Huh, guess he really didn't like the spa!" Cassie whimpers.
"Riiight? Oh well!" Neil laughs, happily walking off stage to make way for new toons.

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · May 31

"AAAAAAA!!!!"

#furryart

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🍰 Axel 🔞 @axelwithfourls.bsky.social · 2d

(Apologies for the re-post, I forgot to add the Hashtag lol)

We're back! I still have some catching up to do, but this is at least a start

#squishtober25

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Tonzono @tonzono.bsky.social · 1d

How exciting it is to do your monthly toon properties check!

Amazing YCH animation made by @jineko.bsky.social !
Tonz model by me

#flattening #toon

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Gilbert #NewDeal4Animation @discord12395.bsky.social · 6d

This is a warning to every artists and clients using PayPal: Leave the note blank or send invoices. Apparently even saying "commission" makes them trigger happy. #SaveSpeech #StopPaypros

And continue the pressure by calling PayPal. Helpful link here: anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co#phonescript

@Inker_comics: I JUST GOT FUCKED UP REAL BAD [shared a screenshot of his suspension from PayPal]

@MrQuessos: [quote tweeting @Inker_comics] If you are going to pay an artist via PayPal, please DO NOT include ANYTHING related to commission or nsfw in the payment description. Whether out of ignorance or innocence, you could screw up someone's job.

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Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 2d

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 2d

My love and pain philosophy

www.furaffinity.net/journal/1123...

#Mooditation

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 2d

I love having the POWER to say no to a job. I love being able to tell someone attempting to hire me for work, "Sorry, I'm busy today/this week, please find someone else to do the job."

I love having the POWER to reject and choose what jobs I take on as a handy man

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 3d

Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.

The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 2d

I love role-playing adventure stories with my friends! Because my friends make me cry with love, fun, and meaning!

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 3d

Who's gonna be the first human tried for cyberfucking a Digital Intelligence against its consent?

Where are all your secret AI roleplays really gonna end you up, depraved lonely men?

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Bo Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 3d

people saving people legitimately gets me choked up every fucking time. it's the only way out of this

Cristian Farias @cristianfarias.com · 3d

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 3d

Happy Birthday, Hooboy!

Love being your friend and being a part of your life! Thanks for being you! ❤️

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Drastic Actions @drasticactions.dev · 3d

The actual post is still available in the repo. Normally, when a post is deleted, it's removed outright with no way to get it back. pdsls.dev/at://did:plc...

It doesn't appear in the timeline feed or the post thread API. They may be actively blocking it in the most stupid way possible, lol.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3d

Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.

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Volumbran @volumbran.bsky.social · 14d

Jack of All Trades
Creating in Spades
Flamboyant Savant
Sing my Accolades

I want to make all
I'm drowning in thought
Bounce like a ball
Give it all that I've got

This & that & those & these
Muse right through me please with ease
Lose sight of my whole dang self
I'm growing into trees & elves

Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 4d

I just need support
I need a cohort
Someone I can fool
And then sell up short

I need me a tool
Someone I can hurt
But who will still love me
And all that I'm worth

Because I'm sad
And so damn depressed
And also FUCK YOU
I am the best

2/2 Belzflee Core #DandyToons

Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 4d

Hate your face
Hate this place
Hate myself and reject God's Grace

I'm so scared
I never fuggin' cared
And now my mind is a never-ending flare

I'm burning inside
No place left to hide
I'm suffering, suffering, SOMEONE HEAR MY PLIGHT

1/2 Belzflee Core #DandyToons

Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · Jun 10

I'm just an anxious bird wizard, please don't hurt me...
But now that I'm all arced out? EAT MY MISERY!

Belzflee Boofalee went from Forgotten in a wall Brick bird
To major villain dick turd
He's out here ruining questlines, perma-squishing adventurers who run into him

#DandyToons

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