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A SoCal dude living down under as a hospital service animal
After this, the robot mimicked an exhausted man going home to a frustrated wife who keeps asking when that “dumb robot project” will be done while a baby is heard crying in the background
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 AM
After this, the robot mimicked an exhausted man going home to a frustrated wife who keeps asking when that “dumb robot project” will be done while a baby is heard crying in the background
It’s going to be like casual Friday every day at the office for the devil-worshipping followers of our benevolent dark lord at The Satanic Temple
The Trump administration released a memo Monday that aims to protect religious expression among federal workers, outlining that employees can attempt to persuade co-workers about why their religious beliefs are “correct.”
Trump memo allows federal workers to persuade coworkers their religion is ‘correct’
The Trump administration released a memo Monday that aims to protect religious expression among federal workers, outlining that employees can attempt to persuade co-workers about why their religiou…
www.kget.com
July 29, 2025 at 11:13 AM
It’s going to be like casual Friday every day at the office for the devil-worshipping followers of our benevolent dark lord at The Satanic Temple
I haven’t checked The Drudge Report since the Obama admin. I check it now and it’s like the modern day version of Bush-era Huffington Post. This is a sad realization of how much centrism, or the political median, has pivoted to the right
July 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I haven’t checked The Drudge Report since the Obama admin. I check it now and it’s like the modern day version of Bush-era Huffington Post. This is a sad realization of how much centrism, or the political median, has pivoted to the right
Full-time UK workers are entitled to 5.5 weeks of paid vacation
July 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Full-time UK workers are entitled to 5.5 weeks of paid vacation
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This comment from TikTok pretty much sums up Newsom
June 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This comment from TikTok pretty much sums up Newsom
With Musk and Trump going at it, is anyone else getting Yevgeny Prigozhin vibes right now (former leader of Wagner, former living person)
June 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
With Musk and Trump going at it, is anyone else getting Yevgeny Prigozhin vibes right now (former leader of Wagner, former living person)
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We should remake The Terminator franchise but make Skynet realistically stupid
May 16, 2025 at 11:11 AM
We should remake The Terminator franchise but make Skynet realistically stupid
A TV show that would exist in Robocop
Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 16, 2025 at 11:05 AM
A TV show that would exist in Robocop
#AndorSpoilers Most of the character deaths in Andor are anti-climactic (and it suits them) but how Attendant Heert went out… the loudest I’ve ever laughed watching Star Wars #Andor
May 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
#AndorSpoilers Most of the character deaths in Andor are anti-climactic (and it suits them) but how Attendant Heert went out… the loudest I’ve ever laughed watching Star Wars #Andor
What a great movie theater experience. I remember afterward feeling invincible -being drunk on adrenaline- while driving home in my ‘09 Hyundai Elantra
On this day in movie history:
Mad Max: Fury Road
directed by George Miller
released May 7, 2015.
Cast: Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Nicholas Hoult, Hugh Keays-Byrne, Josh Helman, Nathan Jones, Zoë Kravitz, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Riley Keough, Abbey Lee. #ScienceFiction #SciFi
Mad Max: Fury Road
directed by George Miller
released May 7, 2015.
Cast: Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Nicholas Hoult, Hugh Keays-Byrne, Josh Helman, Nathan Jones, Zoë Kravitz, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Riley Keough, Abbey Lee. #ScienceFiction #SciFi
May 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
What a great movie theater experience. I remember afterward feeling invincible -being drunk on adrenaline- while driving home in my ‘09 Hyundai Elantra
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my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name
me:
me:
May 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name
me:
me:
I am no longer shocked at being shocked, if that makes sense. Or am I shocked that I’m not shocked?
I’m shocked or not shocked at being shocked or not shocked
I’m shocked or not shocked at being shocked or not shocked
May 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I am no longer shocked at being shocked, if that makes sense. Or am I shocked that I’m not shocked?
I’m shocked or not shocked at being shocked or not shocked
I’m shocked or not shocked at being shocked or not shocked
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"every time yoda showed up on set his shit was absolutely rocked off inhalants. tiny cooker would go through a home depot worth of paint thinner before the cameras started rolling. i mean, he'd deliver lines in some gibberish language, cantonese i think? other times he just sat silently, weeping"
April 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
"every time yoda showed up on set his shit was absolutely rocked off inhalants. tiny cooker would go through a home depot worth of paint thinner before the cameras started rolling. i mean, he'd deliver lines in some gibberish language, cantonese i think? other times he just sat silently, weeping"
Me (hearing a fluorescent hum in the distance): Archie??? You’re not being a neonoir puppy right now are you?
My dog:
My dog:
April 20, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Me (hearing a fluorescent hum in the distance): Archie??? You’re not being a neonoir puppy right now are you?
My dog:
My dog:
The 80’s and 2001 were a great time for the economy
BREAKING: US 10Y rises to 4.48%, the largest single weekly increase since 2001.
U.S. 30-year treasury yields rise to 4.95%, weekly increase is biggest since 1982.
U.S. 30-year treasury yields rise to 4.95%, weekly increase is biggest since 1982.
April 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The 80’s and 2001 were a great time for the economy
9:11, I think about 9/11
March 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
9:11, I think about 9/11
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I remember when this movie came out because it was when Clinton decided to bomb a “missile factory” in whatever middle eastern country and WH reporters asked if it was a “wag the dog” situation
I think is time everyone watches a movie called "Wag The Dog". Great actors... Robert DeNiro, Dustin Hoffman.
"Wag the dog is a political term for the act of creating a diversion from a damaging issue usually through military force"
"Wag the dog is a political term for the act of creating a diversion from a damaging issue usually through military force"
March 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I remember when this movie came out because it was when Clinton decided to bomb a “missile factory” in whatever middle eastern country and WH reporters asked if it was a “wag the dog” situation
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Been reading a little mythology and it seems like one of the main cross-cultural themes is, “do not, under any circumstances, get on a boat.”
March 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Been reading a little mythology and it seems like one of the main cross-cultural themes is, “do not, under any circumstances, get on a boat.”
When the invasion happened Zelensky was expected to flee in exile and leave Ukraine for Russia to reinstall a puppet dictator
(Unrelated pic of the White House when Trump retreated to a bunker because some protests were happening)
(Unrelated pic of the White House when Trump retreated to a bunker because some protests were happening)
March 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
When the invasion happened Zelensky was expected to flee in exile and leave Ukraine for Russia to reinstall a puppet dictator
(Unrelated pic of the White House when Trump retreated to a bunker because some protests were happening)
(Unrelated pic of the White House when Trump retreated to a bunker because some protests were happening)
Wild to be childishly bullying someone who clearly has the 1,000 yard stare
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Wild to be childishly bullying someone who clearly has the 1,000 yard stare
Unless Tesla shareholders are preparing for the classic mass boardroom murder-suicide, some of them are probably (and very modestly) expressing a lack of confidence in their CEO
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Trump to shut down all 8,000 EV charging ports at federal govt buildings
The Trump administration is shutting down all federal government buildings' EV chargers and expected to sell off the GSA's newly bought EVs.
electrek.co
February 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Unless Tesla shareholders are preparing for the classic mass boardroom murder-suicide, some of them are probably (and very modestly) expressing a lack of confidence in their CEO
electrek.co/2025/02/21/t...
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