Jas 🌸
@jasmd.bsky.social
Wife. Mom. MD.
Lover of dogs, BravoTV, Marvel, and old school R&B.
Here for the vibes🤙🏽
Lover of dogs, BravoTV, Marvel, and old school R&B.
Here for the vibes🤙🏽
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YUP. Always love to whip that one out when people try to tell me that chiropractors are sorta-kinda-basically doctors. Like lol no they are not. Remotely.
At BEST, it's like a massage. But that shit can and has killed people.
At BEST, it's like a massage. But that shit can and has killed people.
The founder of chiropractics said the knowledge of it was given to him by a ghost
April 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
YUP. Always love to whip that one out when people try to tell me that chiropractors are sorta-kinda-basically doctors. Like lol no they are not. Remotely.
At BEST, it's like a massage. But that shit can and has killed people.
At BEST, it's like a massage. But that shit can and has killed people.
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I want grocery training for all male Instacart shoppers.
January 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I want grocery training for all male Instacart shoppers.
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It’s high time for the Black Panthers to get back cracking ainna ??
January 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It’s high time for the Black Panthers to get back cracking ainna ??
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don’t touch that it’s my emotional support bedside book I like to look at longingly while I scroll on my phone for an hour
January 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
don’t touch that it’s my emotional support bedside book I like to look at longingly while I scroll on my phone for an hour
Working a week of nights to turn around and work day shift tomorrow is GHETTO
January 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Working a week of nights to turn around and work day shift tomorrow is GHETTO
When your stainless steel pans get put in the dishwasher 🥴😭
a woman with a surprised look on her face is asking what was the reason ?
ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face is asking what was the reason ?
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
When your stainless steel pans get put in the dishwasher 🥴😭
Neighbors are still doing fireworks… I’m about to crash out
January 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Neighbors are still doing fireworks… I’m about to crash out
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they still shooting off fireworks….what are we celebrating??? A WEDNESDAY???? GO TO BED ITS A WEEKDAY.
squidward from spongebob is laying in bed wearing a pink nightcap
ALT: squidward from spongebob is laying in bed wearing a pink nightcap
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
they still shooting off fireworks….what are we celebrating??? A WEDNESDAY???? GO TO BED ITS A WEEKDAY.
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I want them to pack it up
January 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I want them to pack it up
Now here they go again… 🫠
Give the fireworks a rest!!!!!
January 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Now here they go again… 🫠
Give the fireworks a rest!!!!!
January 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Give the fireworks a rest!!!!!
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I don’t think a lot of these trolls understand that normal people would just punch them in the face
December 30, 2024 at 8:14 PM
I don’t think a lot of these trolls understand that normal people would just punch them in the face
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Here are my book recommendations for the new year:
Read the books you already bought.
Read the books you already bought.
December 10, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Here are my book recommendations for the new year:
Read the books you already bought.
Read the books you already bought.
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⚠️ BREAKING:
The suspected H5N1 bird flu infected child in Marin county drank raw milk, according to Marin HHS.
The child presented to a local emergency department with fever and vomiting. No other family members became sick, indicating no person-to-person transmission.
The suspected H5N1 bird flu infected child in Marin county drank raw milk, according to Marin HHS.
The child presented to a local emergency department with fever and vomiting. No other family members became sick, indicating no person-to-person transmission.
December 11, 2024 at 6:10 AM
⚠️ BREAKING:
The suspected H5N1 bird flu infected child in Marin county drank raw milk, according to Marin HHS.
The child presented to a local emergency department with fever and vomiting. No other family members became sick, indicating no person-to-person transmission.
The suspected H5N1 bird flu infected child in Marin county drank raw milk, according to Marin HHS.
The child presented to a local emergency department with fever and vomiting. No other family members became sick, indicating no person-to-person transmission.
Pregnancy brain is real but I think post partum/mom brain is worse 😂
December 10, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Pregnancy brain is real but I think post partum/mom brain is worse 😂
Nobody:
Me: I should buy more shoes
Me: I should buy more shoes
December 10, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Nobody:
Me: I should buy more shoes
Me: I should buy more shoes
I love Christmas movies 🥰🎄
December 7, 2024 at 10:03 PM
I love Christmas movies 🥰🎄
One of my favorites 🚀
i think INTERSTELLAR is a bona fide masterpiece — maybe nolan's greatest film — and i'm not at all ashamed to say that i weep every time i watch it.
Interstellar’s Most Enduring Quality Is What People Used to Hate About It
Christopher Nolan’s sci-fi spectacle is fascinating precisely because of what so many pegged as its fatal flaw in 2014: its unabashed emotionality.
www.vulture.com
December 6, 2024 at 5:22 PM
One of my favorites 🚀
A lot of people deserved to be cussed out this morning but the Lord is working on me, let the church say amen
December 6, 2024 at 5:21 PM
A lot of people deserved to be cussed out this morning but the Lord is working on me, let the church say amen
You know Dr. Damon stands 10 toes down for his wife he does not care 😂 #Married2Med
She probably could talk about his mama and he gone stick beside her
She probably could talk about his mama and he gone stick beside her
December 5, 2024 at 5:37 PM
You know Dr. Damon stands 10 toes down for his wife he does not care 😂 #Married2Med
She probably could talk about his mama and he gone stick beside her
She probably could talk about his mama and he gone stick beside her
Why would Quad invite her ex-husbands new wife to HER birthday? 🙄🙄🙄 Bffr #Married2Med
December 5, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Why would Quad invite her ex-husbands new wife to HER birthday? 🙄🙄🙄 Bffr #Married2Med
Also Quad definitely said to wear black so idk what Simone is wearing… I give Toya a pass bc she can never dress anyways 😂 #Married2Med
December 5, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Also Quad definitely said to wear black so idk what Simone is wearing… I give Toya a pass bc she can never dress anyways 😂 #Married2Med