Jasper J. Jaspers
@jaspers47.bsky.social
Trying to reclaim the number 47. It's not going well.
Mostly movie opinions and lefty snark
https://letterboxd.com/ajaspers47/
Mostly movie opinions and lefty snark
https://letterboxd.com/ajaspers47/
Ketchup... Catsup... Ketchup... Catsup...
I'm in way over my head
I'm in way over my head
December 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Ketchup... Catsup... Ketchup... Catsup...
I'm in way over my head
I'm in way over my head
Honestly, the funniest part of Zootopia 2 is the credits
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Honestly, the funniest part of Zootopia 2 is the credits
We're expected to encourage delusions based on a matrix of how much millionaires can exploit people and how bad the associated smell is
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We're expected to encourage delusions based on a matrix of how much millionaires can exploit people and how bad the associated smell is
My family knows I'm the movie guy. Every holiday, every get-together, the icebreaker is always, "What have you seen recently?"
And do I prepare for this casual conversation? No! I spend the week prior watching stuff like this. #Arkadin
And do I prepare for this casual conversation? No! I spend the week prior watching stuff like this. #Arkadin
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My family knows I'm the movie guy. Every holiday, every get-together, the icebreaker is always, "What have you seen recently?"
And do I prepare for this casual conversation? No! I spend the week prior watching stuff like this. #Arkadin
And do I prepare for this casual conversation? No! I spend the week prior watching stuff like this. #Arkadin
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
First part didn't happen, second part did.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
First part didn't happen, second part did.
Sometimes we justify Hanna-Barbera's animation style as a timesaver, or them maximizing their limited resources.
Then sometimes you get a reminder, no, they were pretty lazy.
Then sometimes you get a reminder, no, they were pretty lazy.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Sometimes we justify Hanna-Barbera's animation style as a timesaver, or them maximizing their limited resources.
Then sometimes you get a reminder, no, they were pretty lazy.
Then sometimes you get a reminder, no, they were pretty lazy.
Carter Burke has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Carter Burke has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Commerce never changes
October 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Commerce never changes
Maybe this isn't a miscategorization. Maybe Tubi found a bunch of director's cuts with insane twists at the end.
October 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Maybe this isn't a miscategorization. Maybe Tubi found a bunch of director's cuts with insane twists at the end.
Change of plans. They'll be coming tomorrow instead.
October 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Change of plans. They'll be coming tomorrow instead.
You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
"Women don't like the vehicle"
October 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Women don't like the vehicle"
In 1996, Galoob Toys made a version of Sky Dancers for boys called Dragon Flyz. Because every child deserves the chance to have their eye poked out.
October 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
In 1996, Galoob Toys made a version of Sky Dancers for boys called Dragon Flyz. Because every child deserves the chance to have their eye poked out.
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck (it's all they deserve)
October 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck (it's all they deserve)
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
October 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
September 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
Army generals forced to listen to Hegseth has them feeling like
September 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Army generals forced to listen to Hegseth has them feeling like
