Jasper J. Jaspers
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Jasper J. Jaspers
@jaspers47.bsky.social
Trying to reclaim the number 47. It's not going well.

Mostly movie opinions and lefty snark
https://letterboxd.com/ajaspers47/
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I'm in way over my head
December 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Honestly, the funniest part of Zootopia 2 is the credits
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
We're expected to encourage delusions based on a matrix of how much millionaires can exploit people and how bad the associated smell is
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My family knows I'm the movie guy. Every holiday, every get-together, the icebreaker is always, "What have you seen recently?"

And do I prepare for this casual conversation? No! I spend the week prior watching stuff like this. #Arkadin
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Posting the link and the punchline, because it's so big.

manga.clone-army.org/viewer.php?s...
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
First part didn't happen, second part did.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Sometimes we justify Hanna-Barbera's animation style as a timesaver, or them maximizing their limited resources.

Then sometimes you get a reminder, no, they were pretty lazy.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Carter Burke has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Commerce never changes
October 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Maybe this isn't a miscategorization. Maybe Tubi found a bunch of director's cuts with insane twists at the end.
October 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Change of plans. They'll be coming tomorrow instead.
October 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"Women don't like the vehicle"
October 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
In 1996, Galoob Toys made a version of Sky Dancers for boys called Dragon Flyz. Because every child deserves the chance to have their eye poked out.
October 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck (it's all they deserve)
October 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
October 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
September 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Army generals forced to listen to Hegseth has them feeling like
September 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
September 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM