This reads like a summary they print on the back cover of picture books

They're called Nose-Ups, right?

The big takeaway is, you can't go home again. Time moves on, things change, and you need to find happiness regardless.

And if fucking The Wonder Years is telling you about the dangers of nostalgia poisoning?...

Just because a movie has jokes, that doesn't make it a comedy. I have this argument enough with jerks on Reddit; I don't want to have it with supposedly authoritative boards of merit.

"Literally?"
"No, not literally."
"Rats"

"What did you get for Christmas?"

"I got some groceries, some peanut butter"

Youtuber by night, mild-mannered student by day

The Marvelous Mrs Muppet

I've got a suspicion they're also going to drop that much next month

Are Christmas hot dogs a Christmas sandwich?

I originally saw these posts together and thought it was an intentional joke.