Seán-Patrick Burke
@jawsvthereturn.bsky.social
Writer. Pirate. A third thing. My profile header is a selfie taken 10 seconds before that black bear lunged at me, but it's ok because black bears are like a cross between house cats & the most dangerous animal you've ever encountered.
I am 40+ so I'm in that weird "era" where I can recognize AI vs reality, but increasingly just barely.
I love the woman who shared this post. She is a big reason why I graduated high school. She's a big reason why I'm alive today. I had a bitch of a HS VP who actively encouraged me to drop out.
I love the woman who shared this post. She is a big reason why I graduated high school. She's a big reason why I'm alive today. I had a bitch of a HS VP who actively encouraged me to drop out.
December 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I am 40+ so I'm in that weird "era" where I can recognize AI vs reality, but increasingly just barely.
I love the woman who shared this post. She is a big reason why I graduated high school. She's a big reason why I'm alive today. I had a bitch of a HS VP who actively encouraged me to drop out.
I love the woman who shared this post. She is a big reason why I graduated high school. She's a big reason why I'm alive today. I had a bitch of a HS VP who actively encouraged me to drop out.
I am that bitch
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I am that bitch
How in the fuck is this only my 11th most played song this year? #SpotifyUnwrapped
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
How in the fuck is this only my 11th most played song this year? #SpotifyUnwrapped
Here's my casting tips:
Show up exactly as you are.
Have zero ego.
Just say yes with zero preperation.
It's failed for me!
Show up exactly as you are.
Have zero ego.
Just say yes with zero preperation.
It's failed for me!
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Here's my casting tips:
Show up exactly as you are.
Have zero ego.
Just say yes with zero preperation.
It's failed for me!
Show up exactly as you are.
Have zero ego.
Just say yes with zero preperation.
It's failed for me!
At the top right of this photo is a torn garbage bag that I (shortly after taking this photo) saw contained a gory carcass. Looked uncomfortably similar to a child’s skinned torso. Called conservation and yep some idiot threw cleaned deer leftovers in a bag then next to a road—
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
At the top right of this photo is a torn garbage bag that I (shortly after taking this photo) saw contained a gory carcass. Looked uncomfortably similar to a child’s skinned torso. Called conservation and yep some idiot threw cleaned deer leftovers in a bag then next to a road—
AI shit from @thomhartmann.bsky.social & @dailykos.com: JEMOCRACY, TROUT FOR DEMOCRACY, every where I look it just gets worse. Considering the $$$ DK has raked in over the years, you'd think they'd want to support a human artist.
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
AI shit from @thomhartmann.bsky.social & @dailykos.com: JEMOCRACY, TROUT FOR DEMOCRACY, every where I look it just gets worse. Considering the $$$ DK has raked in over the years, you'd think they'd want to support a human artist.
Me & John Fusco. We have the same (original) hometown. Great man, love his movies!
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Me & John Fusco. We have the same (original) hometown. Great man, love his movies!
(Killington, Vermont) I washed dishes at the Killington Grand Hotel and The Grist Mill (now The Foundry), also I served a tour at Accents & Images during the Beanie Baby Craze 😂
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
(Killington, Vermont) I washed dishes at the Killington Grand Hotel and The Grist Mill (now The Foundry), also I served a tour at Accents & Images during the Beanie Baby Craze 😂
A movie that takes place where you’re from (literally, this is my hometown and I was an extra, plus I washed SA & SK’s dishes lol)
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from (literally, this is my hometown and I was an extra, plus I washed SA & SK’s dishes lol)
Well that was weird lol
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Well that was weird lol
I love trashy 70’s - 90’s thriller / horror / weird paperbacks. Just started reading this one I picked up for a buck the other day based entirely upon the title & cover.
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I love trashy 70’s - 90’s thriller / horror / weird paperbacks. Just started reading this one I picked up for a buck the other day based entirely upon the title & cover.
This thread = instant follow. Fucking hilarious. I wish I had the balls to do the same but the date of my vasectomy is visible on @letterboxd.social lol (NB: after 5 days recovery, zero difference, guys: go for it).
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This thread = instant follow. Fucking hilarious. I wish I had the balls to do the same but the date of my vasectomy is visible on @letterboxd.social lol (NB: after 5 days recovery, zero difference, guys: go for it).
I had never heard of Jabuticabas before last year, and every time I come across them on some post I just... it's amazing! A fruit that said "know what, we don't need to mess with special branches, let's just cover the trunk."
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I had never heard of Jabuticabas before last year, and every time I come across them on some post I just... it's amazing! A fruit that said "know what, we don't need to mess with special branches, let's just cover the trunk."
Photo: former game show host President shaking hands with a former Al-Qaeda leader.
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Photo: former game show host President shaking hands with a former Al-Qaeda leader.
#NSFW why is it content creators who discuss marijuana / cannabis constantly get censored or demonitized, but I'm watching a video sponsored by a plumber using a photo of a naked woman? (Not edited in any way)
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
#NSFW why is it content creators who discuss marijuana / cannabis constantly get censored or demonitized, but I'm watching a video sponsored by a plumber using a photo of a naked woman? (Not edited in any way)
Think I'm gonna take the rest of the year off watching the news, it's too exhausting and frustrating. I'll be in the Fiction section if you need me.
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Think I'm gonna take the rest of the year off watching the news, it's too exhausting and frustrating. I'll be in the Fiction section if you need me.
This is why Mamdani was elected, and why the GOP should be deeply afraid today. Trump has done NOTHING to help the majority of Americans, he's just a sensitive soft-handed little coward who only cares about himself, and his Republican dogs need to stop licking his hand begging for attention.
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This is why Mamdani was elected, and why the GOP should be deeply afraid today. Trump has done NOTHING to help the majority of Americans, he's just a sensitive soft-handed little coward who only cares about himself, and his Republican dogs need to stop licking his hand begging for attention.
I love bears but I’d love it if they left our trash alone. Third time in a week…
November 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I love bears but I’d love it if they left our trash alone. Third time in a week…
What the hell is Disney+ saying here? I'm not getting anything for free from Hulu, I'm paying monthly for Hulu. This is such annoying corporate speak.
November 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What the hell is Disney+ saying here? I'm not getting anything for free from Hulu, I'm paying monthly for Hulu. This is such annoying corporate speak.
Happy Halloween from the Thing in the woods. ✌️💚🎃
October 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Happy Halloween from the Thing in the woods. ✌️💚🎃
I love Lake Compounce and I love Blue Öyster Cult but: BÖC has more than one song! I’ve heard “Don’t Fear The Reaper” 5 times since we got here. Let’s have some “Veteran Of The Psychic Wars” or “Flaming Telepaths,” right @stephenking.bsky.social???
October 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I love Lake Compounce and I love Blue Öyster Cult but: BÖC has more than one song! I’ve heard “Don’t Fear The Reaper” 5 times since we got here. Let’s have some “Veteran Of The Psychic Wars” or “Flaming Telepaths,” right @stephenking.bsky.social???
