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Seán-Patrick Burke
@jawsvthereturn.bsky.social
Writer. Pirate. A third thing. My profile header is a selfie taken 10 seconds before that black bear lunged at me, but it's ok because black bears are like a cross between house cats & the most dangerous animal you've ever encountered.
I am 40+ so I'm in that weird "era" where I can recognize AI vs reality, but increasingly just barely.

I love the woman who shared this post. She is a big reason why I graduated high school. She's a big reason why I'm alive today. I had a bitch of a HS VP who actively encouraged me to drop out.
December 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Came across this odd wikipedia type site called Bluepages, its mission is to document stores / post offices / other locations. Here's the UMall Burlington VT Waldenbooks I used to work at in college: www.bluepageswiki.org/wiki/Waldenb...
Waldenbooks 1648 - Bluepages
Waldenbooks #1648 was a Waldenbooks bookstore located at University Mall, 155 Dorset Street in South Burlington, Vermont.
www.bluepageswiki.org
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Listen to Jerry Reed
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Seriously, I'm listening to @conangray.bsky.social and I'm like "they should collab." But mostly I'm like "this is the dude I used to hang out with at Gram's Christmas parties
He's my cousin so I'm obviously biased but seriously, this song bangs so hard open.spotify.com/track/6aAonZ...
And lo! We Dance
open.spotify.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I am that bitch
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
He's my cousin so I'm obviously biased but seriously, this song bangs so hard open.spotify.com/track/6aAonZ...
And lo! We Dance
open.spotify.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"Right Now" by Van Hagar is such a killer ass song.
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
How in the fuck is this only my 11th most played song this year? #SpotifyUnwrapped
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
DIE HARD is a Christmas movie. This should prove it at long last. @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com @realchriscal.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xca_...
A Die Hard Christmas Carol
YouTube video by Chris Calogero
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Reposted by Seán-Patrick Burke
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!

(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I find it kind of hilarious how wild cats are some of the most ferocious predators in the wild, and after opening a single can of cat food I'm still dealing with begging mini panthers stroking my ankles. THE FOOD IS RIGHT THERE YOU IDIOTS
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
At the top right of this photo is a torn garbage bag that I (shortly after taking this photo) saw contained a gory carcass. Looked uncomfortably similar to a child’s skinned torso. Called conservation and yep some idiot threw cleaned deer leftovers in a bag then next to a road—
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
AI shit from @thomhartmann.bsky.social & @dailykos.com: JEMOCRACY, TROUT FOR DEMOCRACY, every where I look it just gets worse. Considering the $$$ DK has raked in over the years, you'd think they'd want to support a human artist.
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Reposted by Seán-Patrick Burke
So, we all know that the second recording block of Shada was cancelled due to strike action - but the sets were planned out in full... What would it have looked like? Wonder no more!
TC6, 19th November 1979. #DoctorWho #CGSets
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I don't know if anyone who follows me is / knows people in the Talamasca writers room, but (this is serious BTW) I met Anne Rice once & she held up the book signing line for five minutes because I was wearing a Grateful Dead shirt. She was a major league Deadhead, so... hope that gets touched on.
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I am... high. I ate and smoked cannabis. So I'm enjoying my high by watching this www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOMR...
Desert Storm Begins During News Broadcast 1/2
YouTube video by luvofcountry
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Baked potatoes are my favorite vehicle for fats & flavors (I am 235lbs...)
a man in a red vest walks past valet parking
ALT: a man in a red vest walks past valet parking
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from (literally, this is my hometown and I was an extra, plus I washed SA & SK’s dishes lol)
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Is there a way to force streaming services (today: @amazonprime.bsky.social Prime Video) to play the goddamn end credits as the filmmaker intended? I missed hitting the "hide" button so it cut from WEIRD SCIENCE to some random original show, and the 2nd time I tried it played credits at 5x speed.
a woman in a white crop top and black underwear is standing in front of a bright pink background .
ALT: a woman in a white crop top and black underwear is standing in front of a bright pink background .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Reposted by Seán-Patrick Burke
thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Well that was weird lol
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
What's a good & free source for news? I used to rely on @cnn.com but they've decided to be greedy cunts
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
A former "literary manager" who I paid through one of those screenwriting bullshit companies to read my shit & talk to me has pivoted to being a screenwriter and JFC I wish her nothing but the same she provided.
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM