Seán-Patrick Burke
@jawsvthereturn.bsky.social
Writer. Pirate. A third thing. My profile header is a selfie taken 10 seconds before that black bear lunged at me, but it's ok because black bears are like a cross between house cats & the most dangerous animal you've ever encountered.
I am 40+ so I'm in that weird "era" where I can recognize AI vs reality, but increasingly just barely.
I love the woman who shared this post. She is a big reason why I graduated high school. She's a big reason why I'm alive today. I had a bitch of a HS VP who actively encouraged me to drop out.
I love the woman who shared this post. She is a big reason why I graduated high school. She's a big reason why I'm alive today. I had a bitch of a HS VP who actively encouraged me to drop out.
December 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I am 40+ so I'm in that weird "era" where I can recognize AI vs reality, but increasingly just barely.
I love the woman who shared this post. She is a big reason why I graduated high school. She's a big reason why I'm alive today. I had a bitch of a HS VP who actively encouraged me to drop out.
I love the woman who shared this post. She is a big reason why I graduated high school. She's a big reason why I'm alive today. I had a bitch of a HS VP who actively encouraged me to drop out.
Came across this odd wikipedia type site called Bluepages, its mission is to document stores / post offices / other locations. Here's the UMall Burlington VT Waldenbooks I used to work at in college: www.bluepageswiki.org/wiki/Waldenb...
Waldenbooks 1648 - Bluepages
Waldenbooks #1648 was a Waldenbooks bookstore located at University Mall, 155 Dorset Street in South Burlington, Vermont.
www.bluepageswiki.org
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Came across this odd wikipedia type site called Bluepages, its mission is to document stores / post offices / other locations. Here's the UMall Burlington VT Waldenbooks I used to work at in college: www.bluepageswiki.org/wiki/Waldenb...
Listen to Jerry Reed
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Listen to Jerry Reed
Seriously, I'm listening to @conangray.bsky.social and I'm like "they should collab." But mostly I'm like "this is the dude I used to hang out with at Gram's Christmas parties
He's my cousin so I'm obviously biased but seriously, this song bangs so hard open.spotify.com/track/6aAonZ...
And lo! We Dance
open.spotify.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Seriously, I'm listening to @conangray.bsky.social and I'm like "they should collab." But mostly I'm like "this is the dude I used to hang out with at Gram's Christmas parties
I am that bitch
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I am that bitch
He's my cousin so I'm obviously biased but seriously, this song bangs so hard open.spotify.com/track/6aAonZ...
And lo! We Dance
open.spotify.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
He's my cousin so I'm obviously biased but seriously, this song bangs so hard open.spotify.com/track/6aAonZ...
"Right Now" by Van Hagar is such a killer ass song.
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"Right Now" by Van Hagar is such a killer ass song.
How in the fuck is this only my 11th most played song this year? #SpotifyUnwrapped
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
How in the fuck is this only my 11th most played song this year? #SpotifyUnwrapped
DIE HARD is a Christmas movie. This should prove it at long last. @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com @realchriscal.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xca_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xca_...
A Die Hard Christmas Carol
YouTube video by Chris Calogero
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
DIE HARD is a Christmas movie. This should prove it at long last. @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com @realchriscal.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xca_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xca_...
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WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
I find it kind of hilarious how wild cats are some of the most ferocious predators in the wild, and after opening a single can of cat food I'm still dealing with begging mini panthers stroking my ankles. THE FOOD IS RIGHT THERE YOU IDIOTS
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I find it kind of hilarious how wild cats are some of the most ferocious predators in the wild, and after opening a single can of cat food I'm still dealing with begging mini panthers stroking my ankles. THE FOOD IS RIGHT THERE YOU IDIOTS
At the top right of this photo is a torn garbage bag that I (shortly after taking this photo) saw contained a gory carcass. Looked uncomfortably similar to a child’s skinned torso. Called conservation and yep some idiot threw cleaned deer leftovers in a bag then next to a road—
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
At the top right of this photo is a torn garbage bag that I (shortly after taking this photo) saw contained a gory carcass. Looked uncomfortably similar to a child’s skinned torso. Called conservation and yep some idiot threw cleaned deer leftovers in a bag then next to a road—
AI shit from @thomhartmann.bsky.social & @dailykos.com: JEMOCRACY, TROUT FOR DEMOCRACY, every where I look it just gets worse. Considering the $$$ DK has raked in over the years, you'd think they'd want to support a human artist.
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
AI shit from @thomhartmann.bsky.social & @dailykos.com: JEMOCRACY, TROUT FOR DEMOCRACY, every where I look it just gets worse. Considering the $$$ DK has raked in over the years, you'd think they'd want to support a human artist.
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So, we all know that the second recording block of Shada was cancelled due to strike action - but the sets were planned out in full... What would it have looked like? Wonder no more!
TC6, 19th November 1979. #DoctorWho #CGSets
TC6, 19th November 1979. #DoctorWho #CGSets
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
So, we all know that the second recording block of Shada was cancelled due to strike action - but the sets were planned out in full... What would it have looked like? Wonder no more!
TC6, 19th November 1979. #DoctorWho #CGSets
TC6, 19th November 1979. #DoctorWho #CGSets
I don't know if anyone who follows me is / knows people in the Talamasca writers room, but (this is serious BTW) I met Anne Rice once & she held up the book signing line for five minutes because I was wearing a Grateful Dead shirt. She was a major league Deadhead, so... hope that gets touched on.
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I don't know if anyone who follows me is / knows people in the Talamasca writers room, but (this is serious BTW) I met Anne Rice once & she held up the book signing line for five minutes because I was wearing a Grateful Dead shirt. She was a major league Deadhead, so... hope that gets touched on.
Stormin Norman www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKi3...
Gen. Schwarzkopf's Famed News Conference
YouTube video by Richard Mackenzie
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Stormin Norman www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKi3...
I am... high. I ate and smoked cannabis. So I'm enjoying my high by watching this www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOMR...
Desert Storm Begins During News Broadcast 1/2
YouTube video by luvofcountry
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I am... high. I ate and smoked cannabis. So I'm enjoying my high by watching this www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOMR...
Baked potatoes are my favorite vehicle for fats & flavors (I am 235lbs...)
a man in a red vest walks past valet parking
ALT: a man in a red vest walks past valet parking
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Baked potatoes are my favorite vehicle for fats & flavors (I am 235lbs...)
A movie that takes place where you’re from (literally, this is my hometown and I was an extra, plus I washed SA & SK’s dishes lol)
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from (literally, this is my hometown and I was an extra, plus I washed SA & SK’s dishes lol)
Is there a way to force streaming services (today: @amazonprime.bsky.social Prime Video) to play the goddamn end credits as the filmmaker intended? I missed hitting the "hide" button so it cut from WEIRD SCIENCE to some random original show, and the 2nd time I tried it played credits at 5x speed.
a woman in a white crop top and black underwear is standing in front of a bright pink background .
ALT: a woman in a white crop top and black underwear is standing in front of a bright pink background .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Is there a way to force streaming services (today: @amazonprime.bsky.social Prime Video) to play the goddamn end credits as the filmmaker intended? I missed hitting the "hide" button so it cut from WEIRD SCIENCE to some random original show, and the 2nd time I tried it played credits at 5x speed.
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thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up
Well that was weird lol
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Well that was weird lol
A former "literary manager" who I paid through one of those screenwriting bullshit companies to read my shit & talk to me has pivoted to being a screenwriter and JFC I wish her nothing but the same she provided.
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
A former "literary manager" who I paid through one of those screenwriting bullshit companies to read my shit & talk to me has pivoted to being a screenwriter and JFC I wish her nothing but the same she provided.