Seán-Patrick Burke
@jawsvthereturn.bsky.social
Writer. Pirate. A third thing. My profile header is a selfie taken 10 seconds before that black bear lunged at me, but it's ok because black bears are like a cross between house cats & the most dangerous animal you've ever encountered.
Seriously, if you have music and no money and you're in Connecticut, let me know. Let's make something.
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Seriously, if you have music and no money and you're in Connecticut, let me know. Let's make something.
Throwing this out there: I am a music obsessive and I love music videos, if you're in Connecticut and like this and DM me I'll direct your band's music video for free. It'll be like 1991 but without the record company assholes involved. Seriously, I'll making something great with it.
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Throwing this out there: I am a music obsessive and I love music videos, if you're in Connecticut and like this and DM me I'll direct your band's music video for free. It'll be like 1991 but without the record company assholes involved. Seriously, I'll making something great with it.
Here's my casting tips:
Show up exactly as you are.
Have zero ego.
Just say yes with zero preperation.
It's failed for me!
Show up exactly as you are.
Have zero ego.
Just say yes with zero preperation.
It's failed for me!
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Here's my casting tips:
Show up exactly as you are.
Have zero ego.
Just say yes with zero preperation.
It's failed for me!
Show up exactly as you are.
Have zero ego.
Just say yes with zero preperation.
It's failed for me!
Dude, you're fucking hilarious & awesome.
Also, as a California Sober dude, your bits get extra points.
Wish I could give you casting bonus points but I'm lower than you. That being said: keep being you, man!
Also, as a California Sober dude, your bits get extra points.
Wish I could give you casting bonus points but I'm lower than you. That being said: keep being you, man!
December 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Dude, you're fucking hilarious & awesome.
Also, as a California Sober dude, your bits get extra points.
Wish I could give you casting bonus points but I'm lower than you. That being said: keep being you, man!
Also, as a California Sober dude, your bits get extra points.
Wish I could give you casting bonus points but I'm lower than you. That being said: keep being you, man!
Also Snoop Dogg has the very best bacon recipe ever, seriously: www.housefullofmonkeys.com/snoop-dogg-b...
Snoop Dogg Bacon Recipe - Billionaire Bacon
Make this Snoop Dogg Bacon recipe by adding brown sugar and two kinds of pepper! Your bacon (and your arteries) will never be the same!
www.housefullofmonkeys.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Also Snoop Dogg has the very best bacon recipe ever, seriously: www.housefullofmonkeys.com/snoop-dogg-b...
Reposted by Seán-Patrick Burke
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
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December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
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I just opened a can of cat food and put it into a bowl on the floor, why is one of my cats still begging me on top of my dining table? Like use your animal predator instincts or are they all fried???
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I just opened a can of cat food and put it into a bowl on the floor, why is one of my cats still begging me on top of my dining table? Like use your animal predator instincts or are they all fried???
I’ve got insomnia too so I’m making good progress on my Nth rewatch of BLACK SAILS
a man with long curly hair and a beard looks at the camera
ALT: a man with long curly hair and a beard looks at the camera
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November 30, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I’ve got insomnia too so I’m making good progress on my Nth rewatch of BLACK SAILS
Less than a mile away from where a possible serial killer dropped an actual human’s body in 2018. Bad choice of location bro! Also, dispose of your hunting leftovers properly, you don’t need to make it look like a crime scene. Leave them deeper in the woods without wrapping for predators to clean.
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Less than a mile away from where a possible serial killer dropped an actual human’s body in 2018. Bad choice of location bro! Also, dispose of your hunting leftovers properly, you don’t need to make it look like a crime scene. Leave them deeper in the woods without wrapping for predators to clean.
SERVANT OF THE BONES was the book. She was so excited once she saw my shirt. IMHO, every Anne Rice adaptation should include a little bit of the Dead in it, because she totally pivoted from famous author having to sign books to massive fangirl once she saw my shirt. Hilarious, & humanizing.
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
SERVANT OF THE BONES was the book. She was so excited once she saw my shirt. IMHO, every Anne Rice adaptation should include a little bit of the Dead in it, because she totally pivoted from famous author having to sign books to massive fangirl once she saw my shirt. Hilarious, & humanizing.