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@jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social
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Pseudonymous Chicago guy.
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Jay @jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social · Nov 26
Doing this at all the ladies this fall.
Blep
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phatcussy.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social
If someone sends me an AI generated Christmas card I am going to become the joker.
cait.bsky.social cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 6h
this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
All Things Motherhood Jasmen Powell • 6d • S Hot take, but an honest one. I think Al is going to replace a big part of traditional photography, especially when it comes to fa... See more [ugly AI family photo] All Things Motherhood ・ Join Jasmen Powell • 6d • 6 Hot take, but an honest one. I think Al is going to replace a big part of traditional photography, especially when it comes to family photos and kids. Not because photographers aren't talented. They are. But because for moms, convenience matters. A lot. Getting everyone dressed. Coordinating schedules. Making sure kids cooperate. Packing snacks. Leaving the house. Spending the money. Waiting for edits. That's work. With Al, moms don't have to stage a moment at all. No outfits. No schedules. No pressure. You can snap a quick photo, upload it, and generate what you want when it works for you. We all know the future is Al unless something massive shifts. It's already here. And I'm personally for Al when it comes to convenience. Especially for moms who are already doing everything. That doesn't mean photographers will disappear. There will always be space for in-person, documentary, milestone moments. But for everyday family photos, holiday cards, quick keepsakes, and busy seasons of motherhood, Al is accessible in a way traditional photography often isn't. And sometimes convenience matters more than tradition. That's not laziness. That's survival.
December 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social
They're circulating my ass through a machine.
December 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social
I no longer feel very comfortable going to family events because I have an older brother who will open carry to them.

One Christmas even his wife, with a child in each arm, had a handgun tucked in her pants. These people are freaks that dream of the day they might have an excuse to pop off.
kthorjensen.bsky.social K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 1d
No matter how grim your holiday may be, someone out there is making it grimmer for themselves by choice
Instagram reel of two men playing pool. Caption reads “Open carried for Christmas this year. Everyone else stayed away except for these two. Greatest Christmas Ever.”
December 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social
LIMP BizKit news
A cropped screenshot of the YouTube app. Under the header "Explore more topics" is the topic "Limp BizKit news"
December 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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niedermeyer.online
my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
a red original Mini Cooper parked between two Tesla Cybertrucks
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social
Santa put me on the "I'm not mad I'm just disappointed" list.
December 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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nicholehiltz.bsky.social
Oh, and if anyone was confused. You build houses for the unhoused. Not kill them.

Thank you.
September 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
uh

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
Age: dec DOB: Additional Info: I am just wanting to reconnect with the original detective that called me and I offered information about this. How is Contact Known: He was orchestrating a deal, along with my uncle where different men, and a few women and girls, would come to a variety of boats and yachts and pay money to force me to do with them when I was 13 and pregnant. Type: Other Address: City: Zip: Witness Information First Name: Donald Middle Name: Last Name: Trump Age: 70 DOB: Additional Info: Again, just trying to find out the NYPD detective on the FBI sex trafficking task force that called me a couple of weeks ago and spoke to me about some of these issues. How is Contact Known: He participated regularly in paying money to force me to with him and he was present when my uncle murdered my newborn child and disposed of the body in Lake Michigan. Type: Business Address: City: Washington DC State: District of Columbia Zip: 20500 Country: United States
December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social
A Chinese friend recently introduced me to ChaCha sunflower seeds, and brother, the Chinese are whipping our ass with their seed game. Not just the flavors but also the quality and size of the seeds is just superior.
ChaCha Black Truffle flavored sunflower seeds.
December 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social
In 2026 I want to do more scheming. I didn't have any good schemes in 2025. I'll be scheme-maxing in 2026.
December 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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I am now 29 years old.
December 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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The problem with tea is it is too hot and I am impatient.
December 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social
Every have a dream so bad you think you might believe in hell now?
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social
Made a pie again. Nobody has been able to stop me.
An apple pie with a lattice crust.
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social
Apologies for the shakie recording, but look at this big barge being pushed down the Chicago River!
December 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social
I think I'm stupid because even after 29 years of this I am still shocked when the sun starts setting before 5.

We need permanent daylight savings time. Enough of this "falling back" shit.
A sunrise/sunset chart showing a 7:11 AM sunrise and a 4:21 sunset.
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
I prolly watched this 200 times
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social
Making a pie to share with my friends will fix me.
A home-made apple pie.
December 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social
What if i have a kid and they dont even like Halo 3? That would be fukd
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social
Jacob's Ladder fucked me up.
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM