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jcschmo.bsky.social
Was once trying to do a cool little feature on him and a host family that kept him for nearly 2 weeks while he was in high school playing in the USA Tournament of Stars. Even talked to the host family. He took a shit on the entire thing. Blew it off and said nothing was memorable.
coachfinstock.bsky.social
Announcer saying "Kershaw means so much to this organization" Fuck that. Speak for yourself. I've been a fan since the days of Fernando. Not only does Kershaw shit the bed when it matters most in the postseason he's a dick.
jcschmo.bsky.social
Same. You'll never catch me trying to watch a movie or anything. Give me a drink and leave me alone while I gander. Lol
jcschmo.bsky.social
Yes! 😍 Flying is my favorite. I have always been fascinated with airplanes. I go to the airport and watch planes take off and land all the time. I have favorite spots in cities all over the country that I like to go and sit for hours watching planes.
jcschmo.bsky.social
OH MY GOD! This sounds amazing! I had no clue. Thank you for telling me! Gotta do this now!
jcschmo.bsky.social
I've never flown Delta. Only Southwest a ton and Spirit a couple times. I'll do this!
jcschmo.bsky.social
I like sitting over the wing so I can watch the mechanics of the flaps and stare at the engines working. I like to think about all of the people below and what their lives are like. Life is short, so I want to take it all in.
jcschmo.bsky.social
I have always flown Southwest so that I can have a window seat and then spend the entire time staring out the window. I love flying around storms and seeing the lightning, the landscape of the ground beneath me, the city lights (& looking on my phone to see what city it is and how far away it is).
jcschmo.bsky.social
I'm watching the game and sat straight up in bed when they started throwing. Lol
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artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
Duchamp Flies, by Carmen Cicero, 2009, 📸 by Frank Franklin II
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ruthkapelus.bsky.social
Never tell me anything bad about this man, I do not want to know.

This must remain wholesome. 🙏🙏
razzball.bsky.social
Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥

Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
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jcschmo.bsky.social
I was stoked to see Mustafa on my TV again.
jcschmo.bsky.social
Randy Arozarena has one of the coolest signatures though.
jcschmo.bsky.social
We broke up shortly after that.

Dude had the used-car salesman look. Faded, long on top jet-black hair that he slicked straight back. It always looked wet. He was as smart as a table leg and thought he was the shit. He also enjoyed cocaine, like, a lot.

Oh, and he was "separated" from his wife.
jcschmo.bsky.social
Literally flipped to the Mariners-Tigers right as Suarez crushed that HR.
jcschmo.bsky.social
'Hawks are gonna suck again. 😒
jcschmo.bsky.social
Yep. One female was a friend. She still slept with him. He got her undressed and then saged her entire body while she was lying there naked. AND SHE STILL DID IT.

Another was someone I dated. We lived together for a year before she told me. She says she only made out with him. 🚩🚩🚩
jcschmo.bsky.social
I wish I could say I'm surprised. I used to work with a guy who would invite female coworkers over, sage the house, sage them, and then try to hook up.
jcschmo.bsky.social
Daaaaaa Bears
wesleymorgan.bsky.social
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot