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Insomnia blows. I never fell asleep. Been awake 23 hours straight at this point. Not even a muscle relaxer would knock me out. Can't turn my brain off. Ughhhh.
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
My girls went back to their mom's this evening, which always bums me out so much.

They will be in Chicago all week, and I won't get to see them for Thanksgiving, which makes it suck even more. 😔
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
My Poshmark store has been on a heater lately.

I wish it didn't take so long to shoot and edit photos because I freaking love selling clothes and shoes.
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
You tell 'em I'm coming. And hell's coming with me, you hear? HELL'S COMING WITH ME, CHARLIE BROWN!
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My buddy, who lives in Texas, just messaged me with "Jordan Spieth?" I have an insane love of autographs (probably the 'tism), so I'm kinda his go-to on identifying them. "100%," I said. He then informed me he found it at a shoe store for $2.99, and they had 2. So now we both have one. Let's gooo!
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Why did it take Harrison Mevis so long to get an opportunity...
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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DeVonta Smith making that catch while taking a Canadian Destroyer
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Jerry Jones hasn't been this disgusted since the Texas school system got integrated.
October 13, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Jerruh deserves this. Lmao
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
*concussed. My autocorrect hates that word.
Noah Gray is such a dawg that he was concussions and his balls were like, "I got u, bro."
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
That's a shiny dime I'd never want to spend.
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Start of the championship DVD.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YOU, BUTKER!
a baby is screaming in a crowd of people while sitting in a stadium .
Alt: a baby is screaming in a crowd of people while sitting in a stadium .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Butker is a piece of shit. I hope he makes this.
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
What I like the most about this ending is that a win would piss off Pat McAfee's MAGA ass.
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I can't believe what I am seeing. Lmfao. I should have started drinking sooner. And I'm not a drinker. Shit changed when I cracked a cold one*.

*I am superstitious as hell. I played baseball.
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
That was one helliva'n adjustment by Worthy there. Wow.
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Handing it to Edwards-Helaire there is a fireable offense.
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Daniel Jones looks like he's a retirement and a few Coronas away from being Tony Romo's twin.
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
No Noah Gray. Injured Rashee Rice. Let's go.
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Win or lose, Matt Nagy needs to freaking go. They won't move on, but he has to go. You score there and trust the defense.
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This team has no answer inside the 10. None.
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
That is embarrassing. Totally embarrassing.
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What a joke. My god. This is so stupid.
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM