Mike
@je3mike.bsky.social
Nerdy underachievr. Mostly harmless. He/him.
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Last Christmas,
I gave you a book entitled 'Cure your obsession with how heavy your gifts are',
But the very next day
You gave it a weigh.
I gave you a book entitled 'Cure your obsession with how heavy your gifts are',
But the very next day
You gave it a weigh.
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Last Christmas,
I gave you a book entitled 'Cure your obsession with how heavy your gifts are',
But the very next day
You gave it a weigh.
I gave you a book entitled 'Cure your obsession with how heavy your gifts are',
But the very next day
You gave it a weigh.
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This made me laugh.
Shop in Milton Keynes 😊
Shop in Milton Keynes 😊
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This made me laugh.
Shop in Milton Keynes 😊
Shop in Milton Keynes 😊
What's the point of speedy boarding? You ain't getting there any quicker.
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
What's the point of speedy boarding? You ain't getting there any quicker.
Bridgewater fireworks tonight.
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Bridgewater fireworks tonight.
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Tonight must be the worst night to get an axe lodged in your head.
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Tonight must be the worst night to get an axe lodged in your head.
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
An elderly couple today were asking me about "A1 mode", and could I switch it off? After a lot of head scratching the penny finally dropped that what they really meant was "AI mode".
I'm definitely calling them A1 assistants from now on.
I'm definitely calling them A1 assistants from now on.
October 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
An elderly couple today were asking me about "A1 mode", and could I switch it off? After a lot of head scratching the penny finally dropped that what they really meant was "AI mode".
I'm definitely calling them A1 assistants from now on.
I'm definitely calling them A1 assistants from now on.
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Wait... I thought they were into horse medicine?
Trump: "I think it has -- I think it's very bad. They're pumping, it looks like they're pumping into a horse. You have a little child, a little fragile child, and you get a vat of 80 different vaccines, I guess. 80 different blends. And they pump it in. So ideally, a woman won't take Tylenol."
September 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Wait... I thought they were into horse medicine?
I find that a little implausible.
September 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I find that a little implausible.
Anyway, today's impulse buy.
September 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Anyway, today's impulse buy.
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I've written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage, urging them to join me in condemning Elon Musk's dangerous remarks inciting violence yesterday.
As leaders, we must stand together and make clear Musk will face serious consequences for these actions.
As leaders, we must stand together and make clear Musk will face serious consequences for these actions.
September 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I've written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage, urging them to join me in condemning Elon Musk's dangerous remarks inciting violence yesterday.
As leaders, we must stand together and make clear Musk will face serious consequences for these actions.
As leaders, we must stand together and make clear Musk will face serious consequences for these actions.
Elon's comments in which he encourages violent insurrection should be enough to ban Tesla operating in the UK. And we should ban/block Twitter too. And any other Musk enterprises. He should be considered an enemy of the United Kingdom and a terrorist sympathiser.
September 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Elon's comments in which he encourages violent insurrection should be enough to ban Tesla operating in the UK. And we should ban/block Twitter too. And any other Musk enterprises. He should be considered an enemy of the United Kingdom and a terrorist sympathiser.
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Fuck off, Elon.
September 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Fuck off, Elon.
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Oh me - just installing Windows XP.
September 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Oh me - just installing Windows XP.
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British Airways are getting very snooty about what we're reading.
September 1, 2025 at 9:24 AM
British Airways are getting very snooty about what we're reading.
The one thing you can say about Elon is he put his mouth where his money was.
July 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
The one thing you can say about Elon is he put his mouth where his money was.
It's so hot my Haribo Tangfastics have stuck together.
July 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It's so hot my Haribo Tangfastics have stuck together.
I'm not saying this is good British food, but we literally invented cheddar cheese, so the world can shut up about our food. And the sandwich. And probably chips.
Here’s a thread of cheese fries you can get at soccer stadiums in the U.K.
July 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I'm not saying this is good British food, but we literally invented cheddar cheese, so the world can shut up about our food. And the sandwich. And probably chips.
My dishwasher has just sent a message to my phone to tell me it's done. We're living in the future I tell ya.
May 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My dishwasher has just sent a message to my phone to tell me it's done. We're living in the future I tell ya.
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Why ‘hiking holiday in Devon’ and not ‘Walkie Torquay’?
April 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Why ‘hiking holiday in Devon’ and not ‘Walkie Torquay’?
I was looking for an old piece of software on the web, and I eventually found it in a post I made myself 5 years ago!
I had it the whole time.🫤👴
I had it the whole time.🫤👴
March 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I was looking for an old piece of software on the web, and I eventually found it in a post I made myself 5 years ago!
I had it the whole time.🫤👴
I had it the whole time.🫤👴
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Computer and video game prizes on Bullseye.
March 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Computer and video game prizes on Bullseye.
Did he ask for more cheese?
March 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Did he ask for more cheese?