Jedi Nate Rider
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Jedi Nate Rider
@jedin8.bsky.social
Nerd of all trades. A charming rogue, pretend jedi, unlikely Kryptonian, unfortunate Time Lord. Cute, weird. Gonzo gets me
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North Carolinians, check to see if your vote for Riggs was thrown out. You have 2 weeks to correct it!
April 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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I can't remember the last time I saw an article just focus on this. Not that they've bent the truth or misrepresented a few facts a little, but that every single solitary thing that the GOP says on the topic is a stone cold lie with absolutely no basis in reality.
ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...
March 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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I just found out the proper name for doggo zoomies is Frenetic Random Activity Periods, or FRAPS.

I don’t know how to live with this knowledge.
March 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Brutal.
March 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I just saw someone say on here that the GOP "is a useless as tits on a bull"
However, he's describing a cow. The animals we get most of our milk and dairy products from. They're EXTREMELY useful. He needs a better metaphor badly
February 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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Ooo this is a good one ☺️
February 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I need to be on this app more, threads isn't working right for me and it's a zuck thing anyway, which zucks, right? I mean zuck him. How are these jokes working for you? I'm a bit rusty
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media.tenor.com
February 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Btw, @moveon.org is phonebanking tomorrow night to get members in key states to call their senators against RFK Jr. You can sign up here.
January 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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I don't see much point in arguing which elderly racist white man is technically responsible for this particular fuckup
January 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Now that TikTok has officially gone dark, I’m re-upping my post from a few days ago to remind folks that this praise for Trump is wrong.
January 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Hi, I’m God.

I couldn’t be more disgusted by the grimacing evil of 77 million Americans.
January 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
TD bank needs to change their name. I have an account there and they REFUSE to let me withdraw any TDs. I go in and say, "yes, I would like two TDs please!" And well, they were VERY rude, also, I'm trespassed and now "on a list" thanks for nothing. I'm switching to Titibank
January 18, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.
January 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Fuck Tuah
January 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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In an effort to ignore the hideous reality we are all facing, here's a picture of me as a cowboy for no apparent reason. 🤠
January 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.
January 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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What they promised:
- Lower grocery prices

What they’re giving:
- War on neighbors
- Ban pornography
- President Musk
January 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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My favorite will always be one they couldn’t do, amalgamizing Fury and Rock as

SGT. FUCK
and His Easy Commandos!
You get to make a new Amalgam crossover for some reason. All new characters. Who are your top 3 Amalgamates?
December 31, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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Congratulations! We are all within hours of surviving 2024 & ready to face the challenges of the decade that will be 2025.
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December 31, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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Former President Jimmy Carter has died at age 100.

What a life.

What a legacy.

Thank you, Mr. President.
December 29, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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I have the same wish!
December 25, 2024 at 5:28 PM