Not AT ALL making light of this, but one of the videos has somebody hockin' a big fat loog right before the gun shots and it's...I don't know what to say.
January 7, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Not AT ALL making light of this, but one of the videos has somebody hockin' a big fat loog right before the gun shots and it's...I don't know what to say.
I can't afford groceries.
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I can't afford groceries.
For the Cubs, only if they're white.
Are the Yankees going to sign anybody
Are the Mets
Are the Cubs
Are the Mets
Are the Cubs
January 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
For the Cubs, only if they're white.
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James Austin Johnson is an unfair amount of talented. A just society would redistribute him among the SNL cast according to their need
December 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
James Austin Johnson is an unfair amount of talented. A just society would redistribute him among the SNL cast according to their need
One of the best.
Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Michael F. Fossey Obituary December 22, 2025 - Westford Healy Funeral Home
View Michael F. Fossey's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
www.healyfuneralhome.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
One of the best.
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
I can't afford groceries.
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I can't afford groceries.
See? I knew he wasn't right for Naked Gun.
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
See? I knew he wasn't right for Naked Gun.
Makes me miss the days of Popozao by K Fed.
Pat McAfee put out a song titled Dookie and it's much worse than any dookie you could imagine
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Makes me miss the days of Popozao by K Fed.
RIP mashups
“Klay is building a product that will offer the features of a streaming service like Spotify, amplified by AI technology that will let users remake songs in different styles.
Klay has licensed the rights to thousands of hit songs so that it can train its large language model”
Klay has licensed the rights to thousands of hit songs so that it can train its large language model”
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
RIP mashups
Hamburger Helper
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Hamburger Helper
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
So what do we call Anfernee Hardaway now.
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
So what do we call Anfernee Hardaway now.
The weirdest thing about the NBA gambling ring is that Michael Jordan isn't involved.
October 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The weirdest thing about the NBA gambling ring is that Michael Jordan isn't involved.
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October 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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JB should've ended this with "you bitch".
Pritzker: "This guy is unhinged. He's insecure. He's a wannabe dictator. And there's one thing I really want to say to Donald Trump. If you come for my people, you come through me. So come and get me."
October 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
JB should've ended this with "you bitch".
Mike Johnson is right! I mean, kids these days, what with their Bad Bunnys and their VH1s and their Rubik's Cubes and their Dan Folgebergs.
October 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Mike Johnson is right! I mean, kids these days, what with their Bad Bunnys and their VH1s and their Rubik's Cubes and their Dan Folgebergs.
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“Tonight on the CBS Free Press ‘News’”
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk
media.tenor.com
October 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
“Tonight on the CBS Free Press ‘News’”
SING THE FUCKING SONG
a blue letter w is on a white surface
ALT: a blue letter w is on a white surface
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
SING THE FUCKING SONG