JelaniJones.bsky.social
@jelanijones.bsky.social
Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump. Fuck any soldier or guardsman who obeys Trump's facist orders. 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾
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I don't negotiate with terrorists, Nazis or trump voters.
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Hey, this has been a pretty shitty year for me professionally. Please consider becoming a subscriber to my newsletter (free or paid) at www.readtpa.com or my Patreon (paid) at patreon.com/parkermolloy
Thanks.
Thanks.
December 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hey, this has been a pretty shitty year for me professionally. Please consider becoming a subscriber to my newsletter (free or paid) at www.readtpa.com or my Patreon (paid) at patreon.com/parkermolloy
Thanks.
Thanks.
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the 49-year Falcons-Saints rivalry has all been leading to the moment Sunday when it decides an NFC South title that neither team can win
December 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
the 49-year Falcons-Saints rivalry has all been leading to the moment Sunday when it decides an NFC South title that neither team can win
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sorry but Luther Burden is an all-time cool name. his only career options were wide receiver, private detective, or jazz musician.
December 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
sorry but Luther Burden is an all-time cool name. his only career options were wide receiver, private detective, or jazz musician.
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as i've been telling doomers in my mentions for months, the whole "third term" garbage was never anything but a troll
wow so it really took less than a year to sink dreams of a third Trump term huh www.latimes.com/politics/sto...
December 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
as i've been telling doomers in my mentions for months, the whole "third term" garbage was never anything but a troll
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another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.
It sounds so human-like!
It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
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Two weeks ago I spent the whole day at the Museum of the Moving Image to listen to New Yorkers. This is what Liam shared with me.
December 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Two weeks ago I spent the whole day at the Museum of the Moving Image to listen to New Yorkers. This is what Liam shared with me.
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I will never stop watching this
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I will never stop watching this
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perfect metaphors don’t exis—
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
perfect metaphors don’t exis—
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A day after part of a missile fired by the United States hit their village, landing just meters from its only medical facility, the villagers of Jabo in northwest Nigeria are in a state of shock and confusion.
Fear and confusion in Nigerian village hit in US strike, as locals say no history of ISIS in area | CNN
A day after part of a missile fired by the United States hit their village, landing just meters from its only medical facility, the villagers of Jabo in northwest Nigeria are in a state of shock and c...
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December 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
A day after part of a missile fired by the United States hit their village, landing just meters from its only medical facility, the villagers of Jabo in northwest Nigeria are in a state of shock and confusion.
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In less than a week, I will be sworn in as the next mayor of New York City. It was only possible because of the more than 100,000 people who volunteered on our campaign. Here’s a story about one of them, my mother.
December 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
In less than a week, I will be sworn in as the next mayor of New York City. It was only possible because of the more than 100,000 people who volunteered on our campaign. Here’s a story about one of them, my mother.
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family is where you find it. never forget that. and if you need permission to walk away, you have it from your auntie shauna.
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
family is where you find it. never forget that. and if you need permission to walk away, you have it from your auntie shauna.
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Most New Yorkers can’t afford childcare.
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Most New Yorkers can’t afford childcare.
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A big thank you to Shaw-nae for warmly welcoming us, sharing her history and her home. As she often says, Staten Island truly is the borough of many memories.
December 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A big thank you to Shaw-nae for warmly welcoming us, sharing her history and her home. As she often says, Staten Island truly is the borough of many memories.
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the vibes I get from Mr Beast
a close up of a cartoon character 's face with glowing eyes and teeth
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with glowing eyes and teeth
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December 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
the vibes I get from Mr Beast
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This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.
December 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.
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staffer: you talked to the little girls?
trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked
staffer: what
trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked
staffer: what
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
staffer: you talked to the little girls?
trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked
staffer: what
trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked
staffer: what
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if trump had balls he’d give us this instead of stupid battleship
December 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
if trump had balls he’d give us this instead of stupid battleship
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God help us, we let this pedophile ring up random children on Christmas Eve
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
God help us, we let this pedophile ring up random children on Christmas Eve
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Merry Christmas everybody, I made you a German chocolate cake 🎅🏻
December 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Merry Christmas everybody, I made you a German chocolate cake 🎅🏻
Rich guys REALLY hate it when you question their center-right orthodoxy.
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Rich guys REALLY hate it when you question their center-right orthodoxy.
Pedo Force One
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Pedo Force One
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Thank god we can say Merry Christmas again.
When I said it last year, Biden’s woke police arrested me and had me deported.
When I said it last year, Biden’s woke police arrested me and had me deported.
December 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Thank god we can say Merry Christmas again.
When I said it last year, Biden’s woke police arrested me and had me deported.
When I said it last year, Biden’s woke police arrested me and had me deported.
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turns out the PR equivalent of slamming one’s dick in a door works about as well as expected
New YouGov poll:
47% of Americans say Trump is trying to cover up Epstein's crimes. 31% say he isn't.
46% say Trump was involved in Epstein's crimes. 30% say he wasn't.
47% of Americans say Trump is trying to cover up Epstein's crimes. 31% say he isn't.
46% say Trump was involved in Epstein's crimes. 30% say he wasn't.
December 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
turns out the PR equivalent of slamming one’s dick in a door works about as well as expected
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She's just a genuinely terrible person.
Bari Weiss just sent this Christmas Eve email to the CBS News staff about "building trust," which includes her tripling down on spiking the CECOT piece "to make sure it's comprehensive and fair."
One CBS staffer tells me: "She really has no idea how insulting she comes across."
One CBS staffer tells me: "She really has no idea how insulting she comes across."
December 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
She's just a genuinely terrible person.