Jenny Ainsworth
@jennyainsworth.com
It’s like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under.
Huh huh huh
Huh huh huh
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“Pray tell, the Baron, what sort of gentleman is he?”
“Well…”
“Well…”
December 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“Pray tell, the Baron, what sort of gentleman is he?”
“Well…”
“Well…”
I am now in my customary Christmas Eve afternoon bath. This bath signifies that everything is done that needs to be done and if it isn’t done it isn’t getting done because I am done. #done
December 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I am now in my customary Christmas Eve afternoon bath. This bath signifies that everything is done that needs to be done and if it isn’t done it isn’t getting done because I am done. #done
Well and truly driving home for Christmas, bless him.
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Well and truly driving home for Christmas, bless him.
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
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“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
Well I made it to the finish line and have finished for Christmas today. I can’t even say I’m delighted I’m just so KNACKERED. Early night calls #whataraver #alrightgrandma
December 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Well I made it to the finish line and have finished for Christmas today. I can’t even say I’m delighted I’m just so KNACKERED. Early night calls #whataraver #alrightgrandma
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Unhinged behaviour is usually, by its very nature, shocking and surprising, but when mad shit like this happens every day it gets so fucking BORING. Indescribably, eye-rolling tedious.
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Unhinged behaviour is usually, by its very nature, shocking and surprising, but when mad shit like this happens every day it gets so fucking BORING. Indescribably, eye-rolling tedious.
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Before opening the front door... Put the chain on!
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Before opening the front door... Put the chain on!
I fancied him like crazy as a kid
December 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I fancied him like crazy as a kid
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doing this to someone should be as difficult and come with as many hoops for the company to jump through and safeguards for the customer as it would be for the bank to lock you out of your house even though you were totally up to date on your mortgage payments. it's that serious.
this piece is terrifying. it should be actually illegal to do this to people, it's extraordinary that it's not.
we are still treating 'the internet' as this fun place for entertainment rather than *it's as important as your house, it's where you live and work*.
hey.paris/posts/appleid/
we are still treating 'the internet' as this fun place for entertainment rather than *it's as important as your house, it's where you live and work*.
hey.paris/posts/appleid/
20 Years of Digital Life, Gone in an Instant, thanks to Apple
Summary: A major brick-and-mortar store sold an Apple Gift Card that Apple seemingly took offence to, and locked out my entire Apple ID, effectively bricking my devices and my iCloud Account, Apple De...
hey.paris
December 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
doing this to someone should be as difficult and come with as many hoops for the company to jump through and safeguards for the customer as it would be for the bank to lock you out of your house even though you were totally up to date on your mortgage payments. it's that serious.
Had my last invoiceable (is that word?) job today of 2025 although working until Friday as have to finish writing this bloody book. I’ve made myself a spicy margarita to celebrate. Yes I’m aware it Monday. I haven’t made one before and i have to say im a #dabhand
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Had my last invoiceable (is that word?) job today of 2025 although working until Friday as have to finish writing this bloody book. I’ve made myself a spicy margarita to celebrate. Yes I’m aware it Monday. I haven’t made one before and i have to say im a #dabhand
I’m really staggered by how affected I am by Rob Reiner’s death. God it’s so awful
December 15, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I’m really staggered by how affected I am by Rob Reiner’s death. God it’s so awful
As well as Dick van Dyke, a very happy birthday to the brilliant and marginally younger @mysteriosox.bsky.social
a woman in a colorful sweater is raising her arms in the air and saying `` happy birthday '' .
ALT: a woman in a colorful sweater is raising her arms in the air and saying `` happy birthday '' .
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December 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
As well as Dick van Dyke, a very happy birthday to the brilliant and marginally younger @mysteriosox.bsky.social
What a milestone. Happy centenary birthday to DVD. No gif of it but The Old Bamboo from Chitty is my absolute favourite. He’s so damn clever in that dance, being just one step behind everybody rise. Fun, brilliant, twinkly, Dick - we salute you.
an elderly man in a suit is dancing on a dance floor .
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December 13, 2025 at 8:40 AM
What a milestone. Happy centenary birthday to DVD. No gif of it but The Old Bamboo from Chitty is my absolute favourite. He’s so damn clever in that dance, being just one step behind everybody rise. Fun, brilliant, twinkly, Dick - we salute you.
Large Malbec. Matzos crackers. Body weight in salami and cheese. Pickles (dill and silver skin pickled onions). Bring on Benoit Blanc
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair
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December 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Large Malbec. Matzos crackers. Body weight in salami and cheese. Pickles (dill and silver skin pickled onions). Bring on Benoit Blanc
Bloody buggering buzzing houseflies in sodding December. What fresh hell is this
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Bloody buggering buzzing houseflies in sodding December. What fresh hell is this
Currently on a ban for Sunday roasts in the build up to epic Christmas dinner but can I think of what to cook today? Can I buggery
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Currently on a ban for Sunday roasts in the build up to epic Christmas dinner but can I think of what to cook today? Can I buggery
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Huge news. 007 job share.
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Huge news. 007 job share.
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It's one of Santa's imprisoned Elves who is sick to the back teeth of making toys that kids won't want because 'that one's not trending on TikTok anymore' and wishes he worked at Amazon instead
December 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
It's one of Santa's imprisoned Elves who is sick to the back teeth of making toys that kids won't want because 'that one's not trending on TikTok anymore' and wishes he worked at Amazon instead
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What's behind door number 6 of HappyToast's advent calendar?
December 6, 2025 at 9:55 AM
What's behind door number 6 of HappyToast's advent calendar?
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Kate Winslet before and after watching the World Cup draw.
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Kate Winslet before and after watching the World Cup draw.
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Oh, I guess they don’t shit in the woods after all.
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Oh, I guess they don’t shit in the woods after all.
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If you look out of your windows tonight you might see her…
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
If you look out of your windows tonight you might see her…
@msyellowhat.bsky.social the tree is up with Mourinho bauble of place 😍
November 30, 2025 at 9:35 AM
@msyellowhat.bsky.social the tree is up with Mourinho bauble of place 😍