Jen Simons
@jensimons1.bsky.social
Hi! I’m a reader, an outdoor lover, a tree hugger, an aspiring mountain biker. If I could, I would have 100 rescue dogs.
“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.” Kurt Vonnegut
“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.” Kurt Vonnegut
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One weird thing about all of these awesome federal programs getting gutted out of existence is that I now know they used to exist. That’s sort of nice, I guess. It’s like learning about an animal that went extinct last Tuesday.
April 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
One weird thing about all of these awesome federal programs getting gutted out of existence is that I now know they used to exist. That’s sort of nice, I guess. It’s like learning about an animal that went extinct last Tuesday.
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I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.
April 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.
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When Amazon launched in 1995, there were 5,500 indie bookshops in the U.S., with 7,000 locations. By May of 2023, that number had decreased to 2,185 indies & 2,599 locations.
When you purchase audiobooks via Libro.fm vs. Audible, you directly support indie bookshops. Let's make that number grow ❤️
When you purchase audiobooks via Libro.fm vs. Audible, you directly support indie bookshops. Let's make that number grow ❤️
March 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
When Amazon launched in 1995, there were 5,500 indie bookshops in the U.S., with 7,000 locations. By May of 2023, that number had decreased to 2,185 indies & 2,599 locations.
When you purchase audiobooks via Libro.fm vs. Audible, you directly support indie bookshops. Let's make that number grow ❤️
When you purchase audiobooks via Libro.fm vs. Audible, you directly support indie bookshops. Let's make that number grow ❤️
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NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
SILVER SPRING, MD—As mass firings of career experts and scientists continued to roil the federal government, officials confirmed Friday that cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration...
theonion.com
February 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
😂😂😭
Yes, and…
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Logging on here in the morning is like
- bubonic plague hitting elementary school kids hard this year
- Musk demands all schoolbuses be cybertrucks
- RFK Jr outlaws Advil, recommends "perineal tanning" as solution to chronic pain
- Trump plans eradication of birds
- that thing you love is now dead
- bubonic plague hitting elementary school kids hard this year
- Musk demands all schoolbuses be cybertrucks
- RFK Jr outlaws Advil, recommends "perineal tanning" as solution to chronic pain
- Trump plans eradication of birds
- that thing you love is now dead
February 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Yes, and…
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
Not so great video of a bald eagle fishing in the gently falling snow out my window today. #addbirder #birds🦉
February 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Not so great video of a bald eagle fishing in the gently falling snow out my window today. #addbirder #birds🦉
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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Opinion | The way to avoid tragedies like yesterday's crash is to use hiring practices that put only the most qualified people in important federal jobs.
by Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr.
by Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr.
January 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Opinion | The way to avoid tragedies like yesterday's crash is to use hiring practices that put only the most qualified people in important federal jobs.
by Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr.
by Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr.
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Today someone told me, “well, at least you’re good at making a bad situation funny,” so I have that going for me. 😂🫠
January 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Today someone told me, “well, at least you’re good at making a bad situation funny,” so I have that going for me. 😂🫠
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Siri… show me what joy looks like 🖤
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🎥 orbplanet
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🎥 orbplanet
January 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Siri… show me what joy looks like 🖤
🔊
🎥 orbplanet
🔊
🎥 orbplanet
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Regarding the news about ICE being allowed to remove patients (or staff) from hospitals now…
We take care of humans, not just “Americans.”
First, Do No Harm.
✊🏼 𝗡𝗼𝗻-𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲
✊🏼 𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲
✊🏼 𝗕𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲
We take care of humans, not just “Americans.”
First, Do No Harm.
✊🏼 𝗡𝗼𝗻-𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲
✊🏼 𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲
✊🏼 𝗕𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲
January 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Regarding the news about ICE being allowed to remove patients (or staff) from hospitals now…
We take care of humans, not just “Americans.”
First, Do No Harm.
✊🏼 𝗡𝗼𝗻-𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲
✊🏼 𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲
✊🏼 𝗕𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲
We take care of humans, not just “Americans.”
First, Do No Harm.
✊🏼 𝗡𝗼𝗻-𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲
✊🏼 𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲
✊🏼 𝗕𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲
Thanks for making life worth living 💙
January 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Thanks for making life worth living 💙
Whyyyy is this surprising? How has everyone just glossed over the fact that this dude was a sex trafficker. He never apologized for it. He was a pimp. He fits right in with this administration’s views on women.
I’ve never ever understood how so many people love him.
I’ve never ever understood how so many people love him.
Snoop Dogg has upset a wide portion of his fan base after performing at the first-ever inaugural “Crypto Ball” in celebration of Trump’s imminent inauguration.
Snoop Dogg fans appalled by rapper’s performance at Trump inauguration party
Rapper was filmed performing at the ‘Crypto Ball’ in Washington D.C. on Friday
www.independent.co.uk
January 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Whyyyy is this surprising? How has everyone just glossed over the fact that this dude was a sex trafficker. He never apologized for it. He was a pimp. He fits right in with this administration’s views on women.
I’ve never ever understood how so many people love him.
I’ve never ever understood how so many people love him.
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Am I the only one who is really worried about the fact that our world has gotten so messed up that really good, moral, nice people are celebrating the fact that someone was murdered? Insurance sucks. It’s awful. I hate it. But we are cool with solving problems with murder now?
Just…yikes.
Just…yikes.
December 6, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Am I the only one who is really worried about the fact that our world has gotten so messed up that really good, moral, nice people are celebrating the fact that someone was murdered? Insurance sucks. It’s awful. I hate it. But we are cool with solving problems with murder now?
Just…yikes.
Just…yikes.