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Merry Caitmas
@jernlov.bsky.social
(੭ ᐕ)੭*⁾⁾ hi!
Big fat autistic bimbo who likes a whole bunch of different things but mostly seals, metal and video games
https://jernlov.carrd.co/
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Oh I didn't realise there was a manga about me????
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if you get autism from your parents that's nepo 'tism
December 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Zack Polanski, "It's not about me vs Nigel Farage"

"It's about his form of hate and division"

*Andrea Jenkyns starts moaning*

"Vs the politics of doing something about a broken system"

*Andrea Jenkyns moans even more professing: oh my god*

"About tackling inequality and offering hope to people"
December 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.

They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨

Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!

Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.

🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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We've reached the incredibly holy number of 666 followers, so there's only one way to celebrate...

twitch.tv/mysticalmach...

#MMGPlays
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
This is such wonderful news <3
🚨Hoylake beach update🚨

After a LONG six years, we’re finally seeing a light at the end of the tunnel!! An agreement has finally been reached between @NaturalEngland and @WirralCouncil which means around 2% of the 41ha of vegetated foreshore at Hoylake will be cleared.
December 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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A soft, snowy coat and the sweetest little face... Let's SEA who's behind door 9... 🌊 ❄️

#RSPBAdvent25
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Guy out in his front garden idling his motorbike again for fucking ages for the 9th time this week. Knobhead behaviour. Literally makes the block of flats vibrate.
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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"we are here to fix the problems we have inherited"

You inherited them from another Labour councillor! Labour have run Wirral Council for most of the last 25 years! They're YOUR problems!

Vote Green in 2027. Get rid of Wirral Labour.
December 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
if you get autism from your parents that's nepo 'tism
December 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Just one final week of work, I can do this!!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Friday at last…
December 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Calling all office nerds 😎 the Office Mimics are now available (for free) in my Kofi! These are a set of .ico files to customize your folder/program icons with!

ko-fi.com/s/3683ca94cb

These were super fun to make, hope you have fun customizing your desktop using these!
#pixelart #mimic
December 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The chocolate miniatures were the best because I would make my Barbie dolls carry them around like they were normal size bars.

Wtf is even in roses anymore?
Throwback to when Roses were worth buying
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I miss weed
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Ok who wants a bizarre no stakes mystery to solve?

I had to go to the hospital by ambulance this morning (heart stuff, am ok now.)

A bunch of ambulance guys came into our living room to get me.

And now we

keep

finding

tiny

glass

ducks

On the floor.
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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[sees a dragon quest slime] wow this is awesome. this rules.
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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i don't believe in Roko's basilisk so every day i make fun of the computer. i touch it with my feet and call it a coward and make it run Daikatana at the lowest settings just to humiliate the machine
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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We've got some DEI Metal from Transgressive, Love Spiral, Davghter, Bergfried, Cemetery Sex, Witch Fever, Eudaemon, Sölicitör, abriction, Death Goals, and Alicia Cordisco courtesy of @metalagedmom.bsky.social
DEI Metal Vol. 7
A lot of great queer and antifascist metal came out in 2025. No doubt in large part to the fact that this year has been a shit show. But I don’t want to spend time on the horrors of the world as th…
toiletovhell.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM