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Cait
@jernlov.bsky.social
(੭ ᐕ)੭*⁾⁾ hi!
Big fat autistic bimbo who likes a whole bunch of different things but mostly seals, metal and video games
https://jernlov.carrd.co/
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Oh I didn't realise there was a manga about me????
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an image flashed in my head of a discord exec seeing everyone get together in IRC in protest and rambling to himself like the grinch trying to figure out christmas: "they chat without exclusive unlock quests. they chat without memes. they chat without emojis, video chat, and streams."
February 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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A really excellent, detailed review, that's more explicit about just how much stuff *hasn't* made it into this remake - including the Murder at Cafe Alps sidestory, as well as the sidestory where Kiryu emphasises with a transwoman's struggles
Review: Yakuza Kiwami 3 & Dark Ties is a remake built on disdain, not reverence, looking to fix a game that wasn’t broken, and ending up with little to show for itself.

⭐️⭐️

vgc.news/review/yakuz...
Yakuza Kiwami 3 & Dark Ties review: How not to do a remake | VGC
Sega delivers a disappointing remake built on disdain, not reverence, looking to fix a game that wasn’t broken…
vgc.news
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Queer Leftist Artists & Shitposters.

Sure why not
February 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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Listen, I know I have been extremely negative about this game... but at least they fixed the "Blockuza 3" combat, right?
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
It's spag bol night hell yeahhh
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
This is such a shame, I was really looking forward to playing it but nope soz rgg I'll be swerving this one.
yakuza kiwami 3 is an insult to the game rgg has purported to remake, its players, the studio's previous quality output and, bewilderingly, women. oh, and the casting of an admitted sex pest. i'm somewhere between dejection and fury.

my review for vgc:
www.videogameschronicle.com/review/yakuz...
Yakuza Kiwami 3 & Dark Ties review: How not to do a remake | VGC
Sega delivers a disappointing remake built on disdain, not reverence, looking to fix a game that wasn’t broken…
www.videogameschronicle.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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It's so over that honestly we're probably taking a break from Infinite Wealth for a bit
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
One of my students today told me that they love reading with me (as opposed to with their other phonics reading group). Made me feel all mushy and happy and that I guess I'm doing something right???? (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
So yeah went to Manchester for the weekend and while I did get a bit fatigued today; overall I'm doing okay.

Fingers crossed this lasts plz
February 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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Equality is when women have equal opportunities in *checks notes* the international elite paedophile sex trafficking ring?
February 8, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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My offer: a drawing from H G Wells himself depicting a Tripod attacking people, drawn on a cover of an early copy of 'The War Of The Worlds'.
February 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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Rian Johnson for Knives Out
February 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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And then…
February 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Visiting Levenshulme today and this is very reassuring 💚

Lots of shop fronts with posters in the window too!

I truly wish Greens the best of luck! Levenshulme is my second home and I really want the best for it. 💚💚💚

@greenparty.org.uk @zackpolanski.bsky.social @mcrgreenparty.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Haven't done a Piccadilly Tap people watch for a while.

People always look so cool and interesting and beautiful.
February 7, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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This sounds like something a Conservative MP might say during sex
February 7, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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hey hey, are you having a great friday?
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Getting a huge Yakuza-style back tattoo of this guy so I can tear off my shirt at the karaoke bar and become the main character
February 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I just realised I'm not in work tomorrow

GOD BLESS
February 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Soz guys gonna have to swerve streaming today. I'm gonna actually rest up when I get home so fingers crossed I'll regain some energy. Really not sure what's going on with me at the moment booooo.
a black cat with a red scarf around its neck
ALT: a black cat with a red scarf around its neck
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 PM
why foxes gotta do that noise
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM