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@jernlov.bsky.social

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(੭ ᐕ)੭*⁾⁾ hi! Big fat autistic bimbo who likes a whole bunch of different things but mostly seals, metal and video games https://jernlov.carrd.co/

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Cait 🦭🩷 @jernlov.bsky.social · Apr 2

Oh I didn't realise there was a manga about me????

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 8h

I'm a bit 😐 on people going "this is why Labour, the Lib Dems and Greens need to team up!" coz...those parties are nowhere near each other politically. You think Labour and the Lib Dems will give up their pro-austerity policy? That Labour will reverse its anti-trans legislation?

Harry Eccles @harryeccles.bsky.social · 10h

Latest Polling by @YouGov

🟣 Reform 27%
🔵 Tory 17%
🔴 Labour 17%
💚 Green 16%
🟠 Lib Dem 15%

This is the LOWEST Labour
has ever polled with YouGov.

This is the HIGHEST @greenparty.org.uk has ever polled with YouGov.

4 parties within 2 points of each other for second place.

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Cait 🦭🩷 @jernlov.bsky.social · 11h

Every day TWICE a day!

It's so weird idk why brushing teeth is just such a battle compared to all the other daily chores.

Washing the dishes and brushing my teeth are the ones I struggle to do and I can't delegate the latter to my boyfriend. 🪥

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リズ🥞11/16 東8_ゲ04a @rizunm.bsky.social · 17h

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Cait 🦭🩷 @jernlov.bsky.social · 11h

As an ex smoker I am so sorry to everyone I know who had to put up with me smoking around them because damn guys that really was gross wasn't it?

Cait 🦭🩷 @jernlov.bsky.social · 11h

Agreed. The indoor smoking ban was one of the best things to ever happen.

My Mum tends to smoke in her house and I really hate visiting because I end up coughing for days on end and I have to then wash all my clothes and immediately take a shower to get rid of that stank.

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Cait 🦭🩷 @jernlov.bsky.social · 16h

I've been down a rabbit hole of reading about cultural aesthetic trends and stuff and I'm not gonna lie I am a bit nostalgic for a lot of that 90s stuff, including fast food furnishings.

*Sigh* it was so colourful and so smokey.

A brown glass McDonald's Ashtray from the 80s/90s

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merritt @merrittk.com · Aug 29

In Morrowind store owners put on clothes you sold to them if it was better than what they had. You could also enchant a shirt to poison yourself. So you could sell them a really nice self-poisoning shirt, fast forward an hour, then they'd be dead behind the counter and you could take their stuff

Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · Aug 29

honestly fair. okay I’m not far enough in BG3 yet (still in the Underdark) so reply or quote this with your favorite video game bug. bonus points if it’s from your own game

nobody @granddad.bsky.social · Aug 29

I said "no let's not make this like twitter" and y'all said "no these big twitter accounts dictate things for us" and now we have a different shitty dude every 33 hours and "clocks are ableist". This what y'all wanted instead of talking about Armored Core 6 and Baldur's Gate 3

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Cait 🦭🩷 @jernlov.bsky.social · 16h

Well where else would all the gig economy delivery drivers wait???

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Cait 🦭🩷 @jernlov.bsky.social · 17h

Oh no! Chipstick the seal has stolen my bonnet

A seal plushie wearing a leopard print silk bonnet

Cait 🦭🩷 @jernlov.bsky.social · 19h

The smoothest

Cait 🦭🩷 @jernlov.bsky.social · 20h

Seal from Katamari Damacy

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alt4trees @repinuj.bsky.social · 1d

I painted ur dog

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Cait 🦭🩷 @jernlov.bsky.social · 21h

I've also been down the rabbit hole of reading about various aesthetics over the years, including Frutiger Aero. This is Frutiger Aero right?

Bluesky @bsky.app · 21h

v1.109 is rolling out today! #NewProfilePic

We've given the app a mini makeover with some new shades of blues! Plus, a whole bunch of bug fixes and performance improvements to make your experience better.

Cait 🦭🩷 @jernlov.bsky.social · 21h

Oh the full blown Christmas ads have started on the telly this week. I hate it.

Cait 🦭🩷 @jernlov.bsky.social · 22h

I really wanna get more involved in local groups and events but everything is scheduled either during working hours or at like 7pm+

I just wanna meet up with some nerds for a post work drink and play a boardgame or something chill and still be home for tea and in bed for an early night.

Cait 🦭🩷 @jernlov.bsky.social · 23h

ciderpunk. somerset farmers drive huge lorries across a post-industrial wasteland

Cait 🦭🩷 @jernlov.bsky.social · 23h

dyerpunk. everyone runs around going "slaaaaagg" and stars in films about football hooliganism

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Cait 🦭🩷 @jernlov.bsky.social · 23h

Stealing from my bf:

Cait 🦭🩷 @jernlov.bsky.social · 23h

I've gone down a rabbit hole reading about various Punk Suffix genres/aesthetics.

What's your favourite?

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Cait 🦭🩷 @jernlov.bsky.social · 1d

Off for a week and I get to spend today mostly resting up. Time to finally catch up on GACHIAKUTA!

I only got up to episode 3 before I had to pause it. whoops.

This whole JunkPunk vibe is great.

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r/keirstarmerchaphop @sanitarynaptime.bsky.social · 2d

Yer da hurries to DFS

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Embrace the Void @etvpod.bsky.social · 6d

Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”

First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.

With me so far? 1/x

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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.bsky.social · 3d

ideal social media is you see your friends posting about the fermented cabbage they ate today or the art or music they made and youre like thats so cool. an update on the lives of my friends and their gay little hobbies. and you decide to do your gay little hobbies in response

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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.bsky.social · 3d

i think its good that bluesky is boring and you dont want to scroll through it too much because you're not supposed to waste your day away scrolling on social media when you could be using the computer to play & draw & learn before the corporations destroy the rest of the internet. tick tock

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Kholdseid @kholdseid.bsky.social · 7d

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