A. Parise
@jerseyoutwest.bsky.social
I like soup. Sci-fi writer. Data architect. BLM. ACAB includes AI. Plants, rocks, cats, occasional hiking pics. He/him. Located in sunny NE Portland, OR.
Also I wrote this li’l thing: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08CKXS61S
Also I wrote this li’l thing: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08CKXS61S
Mall ninjas ❤️😹 this is my new favorite insult thank you 😹😹
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Mall ninjas ❤️😹 this is my new favorite insult thank you 😹😹
Definitely learned that last night well after ingredients were purchased and stores were closed and there nay have been some cuss words flung 😹
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Definitely learned that last night well after ingredients were purchased and stores were closed and there nay have been some cuss words flung 😹
I tried to do the X and i guess these were old because nope, time to just peel.
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I tried to do the X and i guess these were old because nope, time to just peel.
Sadly, too noisy :(
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sadly, too noisy :(
Ooh i bet i got a good signal off that on my raspberry shake in Oregon, i’ll check in a couple when i can run up to my computer
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Ooh i bet i got a good signal off that on my raspberry shake in Oregon, i’ll check in a couple when i can run up to my computer
One day i was feeling incredibly brave and also incredibly stupid and tried Petit Provence’s biscuits and gravy and let me tell you — WHEW
It was like eating a wet kitchen sponge. Including the scrubby but layer.
It was like eating a wet kitchen sponge. Including the scrubby but layer.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
One day i was feeling incredibly brave and also incredibly stupid and tried Petit Provence’s biscuits and gravy and let me tell you — WHEW
It was like eating a wet kitchen sponge. Including the scrubby but layer.
It was like eating a wet kitchen sponge. Including the scrubby but layer.
It sounds like every persimmon is special in some irritating way 😹
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
It sounds like every persimmon is special in some irritating way 😹
Not sure i’d recommend a hachiya, which is what i have, they tend to ripen too late (as mentioned) - something that ripens earlier might do better.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Not sure i’d recommend a hachiya, which is what i have, they tend to ripen too late (as mentioned) - something that ripens earlier might do better.
Not something I expected for my anarchist/steampunk/magical realism post-apocalypse!
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Not something I expected for my anarchist/steampunk/magical realism post-apocalypse!
I love this story. Thank you.
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I love this story. Thank you.
I mean, it sounds delicious
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I mean, it sounds delicious
In betrayal. How dare the pie do her dirty like that.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
In betrayal. How dare the pie do her dirty like that.
Glad you enjoyed!
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Glad you enjoyed!
That thanksgiving pizza is not good, as outlined in this four page letter to Mr. DiGiorno: bsky.app/profile/jers...
Dear Mr. DiGiorno,
Have you ever read one of those terrible literary novels that are, like, set at a small midwestern college, maybe somewhere in Ohio, and the plot is all about a professor whose marriage is falling apart, and then he has a tragically doomed 1/x
Have you ever read one of those terrible literary novels that are, like, set at a small midwestern college, maybe somewhere in Ohio, and the plot is all about a professor whose marriage is falling apart, and then he has a tragically doomed 1/x
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
That thanksgiving pizza is not good, as outlined in this four page letter to Mr. DiGiorno: bsky.app/profile/jers...