Jess 🌝
@jess.bsky.lucaslower.com
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books | cats | trees | coffee
I'm so proud of myself and my husband!! I've had a storage unit an hour and a half away from us for almost 2 years, and I've been wanting to move it closer to us. It's been weighing on my mind the whole time I've had it. Today we finally moved everything into a U-Haul and moved it to a closer unit!!
June 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I'm so proud of myself and my husband!! I've had a storage unit an hour and a half away from us for almost 2 years, and I've been wanting to move it closer to us. It's been weighing on my mind the whole time I've had it. Today we finally moved everything into a U-Haul and moved it to a closer unit!!
I love being married and sharing a bed with my husband because he's always there to wake me from my night terrors where I'm screaming in my sleep 🙃
May 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I love being married and sharing a bed with my husband because he's always there to wake me from my night terrors where I'm screaming in my sleep 🙃
Tejano music feels like a warm hug
May 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Tejano music feels like a warm hug
I just feel so beaten down.
May 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I just feel so beaten down.
My students may annoy me to death, but I'll go to bat for them in a heartbeat. Especially against ignorant old men on power trips.
April 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My students may annoy me to death, but I'll go to bat for them in a heartbeat. Especially against ignorant old men on power trips.
By 9:30 this morning, I've already been told to shut up by a 2nd grader and called a dummy by a 1st grader. Teaching in April is not for the weak.
April 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
By 9:30 this morning, I've already been told to shut up by a 2nd grader and called a dummy by a 1st grader. Teaching in April is not for the weak.
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People are NOT understanding what empty cargo ships from China means.
It means no work for dock workers. No work for truck drivers, no work for retailers, fewer dollars circulating. The cascade effect is just mind boggling.
It means no work for dock workers. No work for truck drivers, no work for retailers, fewer dollars circulating. The cascade effect is just mind boggling.
April 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
People are NOT understanding what empty cargo ships from China means.
It means no work for dock workers. No work for truck drivers, no work for retailers, fewer dollars circulating. The cascade effect is just mind boggling.
It means no work for dock workers. No work for truck drivers, no work for retailers, fewer dollars circulating. The cascade effect is just mind boggling.
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If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.
April 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.
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Once you disregard the legal rights of immigrants, everything is on the table
Today, they are arresting judges
Tomorrow it could be Democratic members of Congress
Today, they are arresting judges
Tomorrow it could be Democratic members of Congress
April 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Once you disregard the legal rights of immigrants, everything is on the table
Today, they are arresting judges
Tomorrow it could be Democratic members of Congress
Today, they are arresting judges
Tomorrow it could be Democratic members of Congress
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Historian here posting for no reason at all.
U.S. Constitution, Article II Section 4:
"The President, Vice President and all civil officers of the United States, shall be removed from office on impeachment for, and conviction of, treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors."
U.S. Constitution, Article II Section 4:
"The President, Vice President and all civil officers of the United States, shall be removed from office on impeachment for, and conviction of, treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors."
April 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Historian here posting for no reason at all.
U.S. Constitution, Article II Section 4:
"The President, Vice President and all civil officers of the United States, shall be removed from office on impeachment for, and conviction of, treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors."
U.S. Constitution, Article II Section 4:
"The President, Vice President and all civil officers of the United States, shall be removed from office on impeachment for, and conviction of, treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors."
This targets anyone who has ever changed their name. Married women, gay people, trans people, people with nontraditional childhoods, not to mention the money it costs to acquire the required documents. This feels very Handmaids Tale
The House bill, titled the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) Act, passed by a vote of 220 to 208. It would require states to obtain in-person proof of citizenship—such as a passport or birth certificate—from individuals seeking to register to vote.
April 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This targets anyone who has ever changed their name. Married women, gay people, trans people, people with nontraditional childhoods, not to mention the money it costs to acquire the required documents. This feels very Handmaids Tale
My body is NOT happy about how quickly I drank my coffee 🥴
April 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My body is NOT happy about how quickly I drank my coffee 🥴
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Wells Gray Provincial Park, Clearwater BC. 36 hundred sq miles of wilderness, 39 named waterfalls, largest canoe only lake in North America. Bears.
April 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Wells Gray Provincial Park, Clearwater BC. 36 hundred sq miles of wilderness, 39 named waterfalls, largest canoe only lake in North America. Bears.
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This #caturday, I'm bringing you an important musical interlude. [sound on]
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #piano
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #piano
April 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This #caturday, I'm bringing you an important musical interlude. [sound on]
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #piano
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #piano
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Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive.
No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.
1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.
1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
April 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive.
No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.
1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.
1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
I really need to stop arguing with kids who can't spell arguing 😭🤣
April 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I really need to stop arguing with kids who can't spell arguing 😭🤣
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Trump voters feeling bitter
‘Cause the market’s in the shitter.
See? I’m a poet and don’t know it.
Although my feet show it.
They’re *longfellows.*
Just trying to keep folks amused while their 401Ks go down the drain.
Trump is like honeybadger: He don’t give a shit.
‘Cause the market’s in the shitter.
See? I’m a poet and don’t know it.
Although my feet show it.
They’re *longfellows.*
Just trying to keep folks amused while their 401Ks go down the drain.
Trump is like honeybadger: He don’t give a shit.
April 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Trump voters feeling bitter
‘Cause the market’s in the shitter.
See? I’m a poet and don’t know it.
Although my feet show it.
They’re *longfellows.*
Just trying to keep folks amused while their 401Ks go down the drain.
Trump is like honeybadger: He don’t give a shit.
‘Cause the market’s in the shitter.
See? I’m a poet and don’t know it.
Although my feet show it.
They’re *longfellows.*
Just trying to keep folks amused while their 401Ks go down the drain.
Trump is like honeybadger: He don’t give a shit.
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Omg and now my head teacher gave me a cute basket with a delicious smelling candle, big hand soap, nice sticky notes, glitter pens, chocolates, and different kinds of popcorn 😭❤️ I didn't even realize it was Paras Day, I feel so loved 🥹
April 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Omg and now my head teacher gave me a cute basket with a delicious smelling candle, big hand soap, nice sticky notes, glitter pens, chocolates, and different kinds of popcorn 😭❤️ I didn't even realize it was Paras Day, I feel so loved 🥹
My students are already driving me nuts.
April 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My students are already driving me nuts.
Came in to work this morning to a bag of Hershey's kisses, a card from a parent saying thank you, and a box of donut holes from a coworker 🥹
April 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Came in to work this morning to a bag of Hershey's kisses, a card from a parent saying thank you, and a box of donut holes from a coworker 🥹
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I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.
April 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.