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jess.soft.gay
@jess.soft.gay
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Our new dog Gus is having a great time cuddling with @jess.soft.gay.
November 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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If you are on LV-426 and have had an encounter, call the Weyland-Yutani Corporation @ 855-48-VOICE
July 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Casey Kasem reminding you don’t go in the hole @wtyppod.bsky.social youtu.be/jNsKGx94_KE?...
Two Breaths To..., ca. 1979
YouTube video by US National Archives
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April 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Do you know the difference between geology and geography???

Geology rocks, but geography is where it's at!!!
December 6, 2024 at 11:32 AM
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My MSG show will be MUCH funnier.
October 27, 2024 at 11:52 PM
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Good keming makes a design feel dean and modem
October 11, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Aurora!
October 11, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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Finally the three mile Island lamp is topical again
September 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
If you see this, quote post a beach pic from your gallery.
September 3, 2024 at 10:59 AM
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Because the new COVID vaccine is out and someone asked me for a reminder: it's 50mg diphenhydramine 15m before the shot or 20mg cetirizine 2-3 hours before (if you have MCAS add an extra 20mg famotidine + 10mg montelukast (if taking) when you take the others) to avoid feeling like death
August 24, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Repeater 4
August 23, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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More people need to know the word fat isn't bad.
Fat people are hot and it needs to be said more
August 14, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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getting a breast augmentation but it's an augmentation in the cyberpunk sense aka my tits now shoot laser out the nipples and have the ability to hack into the mainframe
August 4, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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dinner on the move! #amtrak
July 24, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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Did this a while back
June 27, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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I used the special parts to build some weird robot cat friends
June 18, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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i got two big tiddies and a microphone
June 15, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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What they took from us.
June 15, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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Estradiol Dundee
May 24, 2024 at 5:40 AM
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we've heard of mommy doms, but have we considered mommy subs? big soft women who reassures you that she can take it all and that you're doing great, thats just how she likes it, while u pound her senseless, in between whimpers and moans she begs you to keep going, for mommy, for her, and she loves u
March 29, 2024 at 7:19 AM
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Kinda craving girldick in my mouth this morning...
April 14, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Brawndo it’s got what Affini crave
April 14, 2024 at 11:50 AM
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made a dumb edit of everyone's favorite meme
April 10, 2024 at 10:20 PM