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Jessica Jordan
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I read gay fanfic and I worry
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trump: I’m going to protect women

women: no thank you

trump: I’m gonna do it

women: please don’t

trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team

women: what

trump: and brought back andrew tate

women: why

trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore
February 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Definitely don’t believe what you are seeing happen in front of your face.
Senator Mike Lee (R-Utah): “In our meeting today, Elon Musk clarified that DOGE personnel have no authority to fire federal workers or cancel federal contracts or payments…Those most inclined to demagogue DOGE are attributing to DOGE authority it does not have”
February 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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the only real way to prevent myself from eating this leftover candy every day is to eat it all at once
January 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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this is like something a character in Animal Farm would say, and every 6th grader in the classroom would understand why it's wrong www.nytimes.com/2024/11/15/o...
November 19, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.
November 20, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Honestly Flavor Flav personally verifying celeb accounts is the best thing that's happened to me this week. And he's been a bright spot for me for months now. Carry on, Mr. Flav
We got THAT girl,!!
Miss JORDAN CHILES,!!
@jordanchiles.bsky.social

And we gots her mama,!!
@ginachiles.bsky.social

We had some talks,,, but this right here 👇🏾 wuz my first time meeting my girl Jordan at the VMAs,,, She did her thing and this whole country and sky stands with her,!!
November 20, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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Please don't call what RFK Jr. and Jay Bhattacharya are going to do medieval. It's not medieval. It's nothing like the Middle Ages. People in the Middle Ages were happy to try all kinds of things to not die of the plague and if you'd given them antibiotics and vaccines they would have loved it.
November 19, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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I would simply not pester her about the green ribbon she wears around her neck at all times. That’s not my business.
November 19, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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"We shouldn’t be surprised by people like Jared Polis complying in advance. But we should also be very clear: anyone who suggests that RFK Jr. running HHS is anything but a monumental, catastrophic disaster is a liar, a fool, or quite possibly both."
RFK Jr. is a massive public health threat
Dems like Jared Polis shouldn't pretend pretend otherwise.
www.publicnotice.co
November 19, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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Is Matt Gertz here yet? Ready to get this party started.
November 19, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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It's not a difference of political opinions if the opposing side's opinion is that you aren't human or shouldn't exist. That's not how anything works.
November 18, 2024 at 4:15 PM
What is a book that changed your life? I have what I like to describe as eras in my fanfiction tastes but the first book I actually genuinely thought of is The Host by Stephenie Meyer honestly. I will probably never stop thinking about it lol.
November 17, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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Is vertical horizon on here yet
November 14, 2024 at 4:42 PM