Jesse Merp
jessemerp.bsky.social
Jesse Merp
@jessemerp.bsky.social
CEO of Silly Goose Inc.
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Hegseth is so unhinged and insecure that he’s chosen war crimes as his drywall punching equivalent
September 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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FAFO 😂
June 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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good morning friends 💚✨
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Things are crazy right now. Sometimes you need to just kick back and watch a Turkish man yell "MEOW" at an egg.
June 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Trump is a traitor to America.
June 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
May 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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May 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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May 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Who could've guessed joining a make-believe Resistance against an Evil Empire would ever happen in real life?
May 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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This is a key goal of Project 2025.
May 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Happy 81st Birthday to George Lucas 🎂
May 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Some day the answer will be yes.
May 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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You tellin' me this portation is trans?
May 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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There's always a tweet.
May 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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i don’t remember giving nasa permission to do that
May 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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y'know?
May 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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If you still have a Twitter, post this as your last post and invite everyone here.
January 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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January 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?

National Suicide Prevention Hotline

Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
December 24, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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How to cope with an increasingly turbulent world?

Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.
December 2, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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I love this.
November 24, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM