Jess K
@jesslikesstuff.bsky.social
General lunatic. Occasional maniac. Always tripping the light fantastic
I have never been so over everybody
November 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I have never been so over everybody
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This is a reminder that in 1997 they had a dancing baby make a guest appearance on a popular TV show and it’s all anybody talked about for a year and good god I miss when things like that were a big deal
September 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This is a reminder that in 1997 they had a dancing baby make a guest appearance on a popular TV show and it’s all anybody talked about for a year and good god I miss when things like that were a big deal
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Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
August 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Update: Democratic House Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark have died after they were shot at their home in Brooklyn Park.
June 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Update: Democratic House Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark have died after they were shot at their home in Brooklyn Park.
If we could just go like...I dunno, 4 or 5 hours without anyone doing anything COMPLETELY INSANE, that would be really great.
June 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If we could just go like...I dunno, 4 or 5 hours without anyone doing anything COMPLETELY INSANE, that would be really great.
Man it got real stupid real quick
April 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Man it got real stupid real quick
Stay ready so you don't gotta get ready
March 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Stay ready so you don't gotta get ready
Gonna be a whole thing here when the left ends up radicalized
March 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Gonna be a whole thing here when the left ends up radicalized
Everything makes me angry
March 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Everything makes me angry
This is heartbreaking.
This letter, from a man who served his life in defense of our country, sees his life as wasted. Please read.
March 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This is heartbreaking.
Everybody come look at my green beans
March 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Everybody come look at my green beans
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NEW: A source tells me that response teams for FEMA set to deploy to the South Carolina wildfires are unable to travel because their government issued travel cards have had their limits reduced to $1. FEMA response team cards were supposed to be exempt.
March 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
NEW: A source tells me that response teams for FEMA set to deploy to the South Carolina wildfires are unable to travel because their government issued travel cards have had their limits reduced to $1. FEMA response team cards were supposed to be exempt.
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After years of falsely claiming that MMR vaccines cause autism, RFK Jr. has published a new op-ed on Fox’s website encouraging people to get the vaccine amid a measles outbreak that has already resulted in the death of a school-aged child.
March 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
After years of falsely claiming that MMR vaccines cause autism, RFK Jr. has published a new op-ed on Fox’s website encouraging people to get the vaccine amid a measles outbreak that has already resulted in the death of a school-aged child.
Every day I wonder why I bothered getting out of bed.
February 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Every day I wonder why I bothered getting out of bed.
Can you call the Super Bowl on account of murder
February 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Can you call the Super Bowl on account of murder
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Call to action: US national protest on Monday February 17 at your State Capitol or White House. Spread far and wide.
End Impunity
End Oligarchy
End Autogenocide
#3E #USprotests #eyesontheoval
End Impunity
End Oligarchy
End Autogenocide
#3E #USprotests #eyesontheoval
February 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Call to action: US national protest on Monday February 17 at your State Capitol or White House. Spread far and wide.
End Impunity
End Oligarchy
End Autogenocide
#3E #USprotests #eyesontheoval
End Impunity
End Oligarchy
End Autogenocide
#3E #USprotests #eyesontheoval
I've never been someone any sane person would describe as "cool," but I'm pretty sure listening to Weather Channel vaporwave takes the nerdiness to dizzying heights
February 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I've never been someone any sane person would describe as "cool," but I'm pretty sure listening to Weather Channel vaporwave takes the nerdiness to dizzying heights
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TOMORROW: We’re rallying at the Treasury building with @moveon.org to stop Elon Musk’s hostile takeover and tell this unelected billionaire to get his hands off our money. We hope you can join us if you’re in the D.C. area.
We Choose to Fight: Nobody Elected Elon! · MoveOn
**Rally at the Treasury building to stop Elon Musk’s billionaire takeover.** Nobody elected Elon! We need everyone to fight this hostile takeover at every level—that includes Democrats in Congress, wh...
www.mobilize.us
February 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
TOMORROW: We’re rallying at the Treasury building with @moveon.org to stop Elon Musk’s hostile takeover and tell this unelected billionaire to get his hands off our money. We hope you can join us if you’re in the D.C. area.
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BOSS: we need a name for this sandwich restaurant
MARKETING: jimmy restrooms
BOSS: what no
MARKETING: jimmy lavatories
BOSS: absolutely not
MARKETING: jimmy toilets
BOSS: come on now
MARKETING: jimmy johns
BOSS: oh i love it
MARKETING: jimmy restrooms
BOSS: what no
MARKETING: jimmy lavatories
BOSS: absolutely not
MARKETING: jimmy toilets
BOSS: come on now
MARKETING: jimmy johns
BOSS: oh i love it
January 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
BOSS: we need a name for this sandwich restaurant
MARKETING: jimmy restrooms
BOSS: what no
MARKETING: jimmy lavatories
BOSS: absolutely not
MARKETING: jimmy toilets
BOSS: come on now
MARKETING: jimmy johns
BOSS: oh i love it
MARKETING: jimmy restrooms
BOSS: what no
MARKETING: jimmy lavatories
BOSS: absolutely not
MARKETING: jimmy toilets
BOSS: come on now
MARKETING: jimmy johns
BOSS: oh i love it
This is the most unhinged timeline I've ever had the misfortune of living in
January 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This is the most unhinged timeline I've ever had the misfortune of living in
I didn't have the Coffee War of 2025 on my bingo card, and yet
January 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I didn't have the Coffee War of 2025 on my bingo card, and yet
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Reminder for anyone who sees Trump as a savior: He lobbied to have tiktok banned in the first place, and now he’s positioning himself as the hero by unbanning it. It’s theatrics.
January 19, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Reminder for anyone who sees Trump as a savior: He lobbied to have tiktok banned in the first place, and now he’s positioning himself as the hero by unbanning it. It’s theatrics.
Has anyone stopped to consider that maybe, just maybe, most of this could have been avoided if people had just resisted the urge to be craven assholes...?
January 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Has anyone stopped to consider that maybe, just maybe, most of this could have been avoided if people had just resisted the urge to be craven assholes...?
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Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
January 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
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BREAKING: U.S. regulators have banned Red Dye 3 from the food supply due to possible risks of cancer and health concerns.
January 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
BREAKING: U.S. regulators have banned Red Dye 3 from the food supply due to possible risks of cancer and health concerns.