Jester
@jestertowncrier.bsky.social
OH YEA OH YEA, OH YEA! "🔔"🔔"🔔"
DRAW YE NIGH & HARKEN MY WORDS!
Occupying Bullshit while making you laugh.
You can call me Carlin Clay.
20+yr Wall St./NYSE vet
3yrs with #1 Economist
35yrs talking to Americans.
Here we come!
#ALLTheWayOn!
DRAW YE NIGH & HARKEN MY WORDS!
Occupying Bullshit while making you laugh.
You can call me Carlin Clay.
20+yr Wall St./NYSE vet
3yrs with #1 Economist
35yrs talking to Americans.
Here we come!
#ALLTheWayOn!
@ms.now @mika-brzezinski.bsky.social @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social
Did Tom Homan just say that he’s gonna consider us insulting ICE as a crime?
Insulting them impede their duties somehow?
Is he almost done being a tough guy and kissing ass yet?
Did Tom Homan just say that he’s gonna consider us insulting ICE as a crime?
Insulting them impede their duties somehow?
Is he almost done being a tough guy and kissing ass yet?
February 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
@ms.now @mika-brzezinski.bsky.social @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social
Did Tom Homan just say that he’s gonna consider us insulting ICE as a crime?
Insulting them impede their duties somehow?
Is he almost done being a tough guy and kissing ass yet?
Did Tom Homan just say that he’s gonna consider us insulting ICE as a crime?
Insulting them impede their duties somehow?
Is he almost done being a tough guy and kissing ass yet?
@ms.now @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social @mika-brzezinski.bsky.social
Time to stop being nice about Jeffrey Epstein’s groomer #GhislaineMaxwell.
She was MORE than his cohort and co-conspirator, she was his she was his #GROOMER & #PIMP
That’s the trigger word for MAGA
Please use it going forward.
#Q
Time to stop being nice about Jeffrey Epstein’s groomer #GhislaineMaxwell.
She was MORE than his cohort and co-conspirator, she was his she was his #GROOMER & #PIMP
That’s the trigger word for MAGA
Please use it going forward.
#Q
Three rules in FBI firearm training:
1. Always point your weapon downrange
2. Do not point your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot
3. Don’t put your finger on the trigger unless you intend to shoot
Guns are not for threatening compliance for unarmed people doing things you don’t like
1. Always point your weapon downrange
2. Do not point your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot
3. Don’t put your finger on the trigger unless you intend to shoot
Guns are not for threatening compliance for unarmed people doing things you don’t like
happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
February 4, 2026 at 12:46 PM
@ms.now @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social @mika-brzezinski.bsky.social
Time to stop being nice about Jeffrey Epstein’s groomer #GhislaineMaxwell.
She was MORE than his cohort and co-conspirator, she was his she was his #GROOMER & #PIMP
That’s the trigger word for MAGA
Please use it going forward.
#Q
Time to stop being nice about Jeffrey Epstein’s groomer #GhislaineMaxwell.
She was MORE than his cohort and co-conspirator, she was his she was his #GROOMER & #PIMP
That’s the trigger word for MAGA
Please use it going forward.
#Q
@msnowreports.bsky.social @ms.now @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social @housedemocrats.bsky.social @senatedemocrats.bsky.social
@demgovs.org @meidastouch.com
@indivisible.org @womensmarch.com
Please help or share!
Time is UP!
#OpOneFellSwoop
#Article5
#NoConfidenceVote
#GWashington
gofund.me/782e14ac5
@demgovs.org @meidastouch.com
@indivisible.org @womensmarch.com
Please help or share!
Time is UP!
#OpOneFellSwoop
#Article5
#NoConfidenceVote
#GWashington
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February 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
@msnownews.bsky.social
What the ELF!?
This is ALL shithead Stephen Miller
These knuckle-dragging MAGA thugs are going to erase us if we dare raise our voice to them?!
If a masked, un-badged person approaches me, I’m going to self defend & we’ll tell it to the judge.
You DO need stinkin’ badges.
What the ELF!?
This is ALL shithead Stephen Miller
These knuckle-dragging MAGA thugs are going to erase us if we dare raise our voice to them?!
If a masked, un-badged person approaches me, I’m going to self defend & we’ll tell it to the judge.
You DO need stinkin’ badges.
January 28, 2026 at 10:23 AM
@msnownews.bsky.social
What the ELF!?
This is ALL shithead Stephen Miller
These knuckle-dragging MAGA thugs are going to erase us if we dare raise our voice to them?!
If a masked, un-badged person approaches me, I’m going to self defend & we’ll tell it to the judge.
You DO need stinkin’ badges.
What the ELF!?
This is ALL shithead Stephen Miller
These knuckle-dragging MAGA thugs are going to erase us if we dare raise our voice to them?!
If a masked, un-badged person approaches me, I’m going to self defend & we’ll tell it to the judge.
You DO need stinkin’ badges.
🚨"YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST" An ominous announcement can be heard on border patrol's radio just moments after their agents THREW Status Coup's reporter Tina-Desiree Berg, and deployed tear and flash bang grenades at the press indiscriminately.⬇️
January 27, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
January 27, 2026 at 2:07 PM
@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social @msnownews.bsky.social
Sadly it feels like you’re the only network that isn’t corrupted by Trump. Start owning the narrative.
This entire administration needs to go, the American people need to invoke #ArticleV call the national convention & add the NO CONFIDENCE vote.
Sadly it feels like you’re the only network that isn’t corrupted by Trump. Start owning the narrative.
This entire administration needs to go, the American people need to invoke #ArticleV call the national convention & add the NO CONFIDENCE vote.
@indivisible.org
Start organizing protests in front of Fox News, OANN, Bannon & all the others that are lying in our face.
They are responsible for what is happening on America’s streets.
WE will not allow them to normalize police state violence.
J6’ers Proud Boys & Oath Keepers in Walmart vests
Start organizing protests in front of Fox News, OANN, Bannon & all the others that are lying in our face.
They are responsible for what is happening on America’s streets.
WE will not allow them to normalize police state violence.
J6’ers Proud Boys & Oath Keepers in Walmart vests
January 26, 2026 at 11:37 AM
@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social @msnownews.bsky.social
Sadly it feels like you’re the only network that isn’t corrupted by Trump. Start owning the narrative.
This entire administration needs to go, the American people need to invoke #ArticleV call the national convention & add the NO CONFIDENCE vote.
Sadly it feels like you’re the only network that isn’t corrupted by Trump. Start owning the narrative.
This entire administration needs to go, the American people need to invoke #ArticleV call the national convention & add the NO CONFIDENCE vote.
@indivisible.org
Start organizing protests in front of Fox News, OANN, Bannon & all the others that are lying in our face.
They are responsible for what is happening on America’s streets.
WE will not allow them to normalize police state violence.
J6’ers Proud Boys & Oath Keepers in Walmart vests
Start organizing protests in front of Fox News, OANN, Bannon & all the others that are lying in our face.
They are responsible for what is happening on America’s streets.
WE will not allow them to normalize police state violence.
J6’ers Proud Boys & Oath Keepers in Walmart vests
January 26, 2026 at 11:31 AM
@indivisible.org
Start organizing protests in front of Fox News, OANN, Bannon & all the others that are lying in our face.
They are responsible for what is happening on America’s streets.
WE will not allow them to normalize police state violence.
J6’ers Proud Boys & Oath Keepers in Walmart vests
Start organizing protests in front of Fox News, OANN, Bannon & all the others that are lying in our face.
They are responsible for what is happening on America’s streets.
WE will not allow them to normalize police state violence.
J6’ers Proud Boys & Oath Keepers in Walmart vests
@gtconway.bsky.social
Dear George,
Congress is too terrified to even ATTEMPT to find their balls.
Fuk them. It’s time for Americans to inundate their state houses & force their Gov’s to call a #NationalConvention to add a #NOConfidence vote & remove the ENTIRE administration in one shot
#ArticleV
Dear George,
Congress is too terrified to even ATTEMPT to find their balls.
Fuk them. It’s time for Americans to inundate their state houses & force their Gov’s to call a #NationalConvention to add a #NOConfidence vote & remove the ENTIRE administration in one shot
#ArticleV
January 26, 2026 at 9:43 AM
@gtconway.bsky.social
Dear George,
Congress is too terrified to even ATTEMPT to find their balls.
Fuk them. It’s time for Americans to inundate their state houses & force their Gov’s to call a #NationalConvention to add a #NOConfidence vote & remove the ENTIRE administration in one shot
#ArticleV
Dear George,
Congress is too terrified to even ATTEMPT to find their balls.
Fuk them. It’s time for Americans to inundate their state houses & force their Gov’s to call a #NationalConvention to add a #NOConfidence vote & remove the ENTIRE administration in one shot
#ArticleV
@maddow.bsky.social @msnownews.bsky.social
Hoping someone swoops in and removes the 🍊🤡 like we did to Maduro.
#AmericanSOS
Hoping someone swoops in and removes the 🍊🤡 like we did to Maduro.
#AmericanSOS
#GVerse #BreakingNews
Thousands of Danes and Greenlanders are protesting #Shit4Brain’s annexation efforts today in Copenhagen to make clear we shouldn’t annex Greenland.
We stand with our NATO partners.
Thousands of Danes and Greenlanders are protesting #Shit4Brain’s annexation efforts today in Copenhagen to make clear we shouldn’t annex Greenland.
We stand with our NATO partners.
January 18, 2026 at 9:10 AM
@maddow.bsky.social @msnownews.bsky.social
Hoping someone swoops in and removes the 🍊🤡 like we did to Maduro.
#AmericanSOS
Hoping someone swoops in and removes the 🍊🤡 like we did to Maduro.
#AmericanSOS
Hey Dems, when we ask you to do something we want you to do something.. where are you? Get the police to free these Americans!!!!
January 18, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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ICE Out For Good NYC · Mobilize
Wednesday, January 7th, an American citizen was killed by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in Minneapolis, Minnesota. This killing is part of a broader pattern of unchecked violence, impunity...
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January 10, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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The chaos out of the White House is meant to overwhelm us. Our antidote is community. Join Indivisible co-founders Leah Greenberg and Ezra Levin every Thursday to break down the week’s biggest politic...
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December 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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@msnownews.bsky.social i’m shocked! Someone is accusing the Republicans of cheating!
Looks like we’re gonna have to demand a recount in every single race.
#CheatinMuthsFukas
Looks like we’re gonna have to demand a recount in every single race.
#CheatinMuthsFukas
December 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
@msnownews.bsky.social i’m shocked! Someone is accusing the Republicans of cheating!
Looks like we’re gonna have to demand a recount in every single race.
#CheatinMuthsFukas
Looks like we’re gonna have to demand a recount in every single race.
#CheatinMuthsFukas
@msnbc.com @mika-brzezinski.bsky.social @nicollewallace.bsky.social @arimelber.bsky.social @chrislhayes.bsky.social @jenpsaki.msnbc.com @maddow.msnbc.com @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com @stephruhle.bsky.social THANK @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social for speaking 🔥!
CALL Ghislane what she is #EpsteinsGroomer!
CALL Ghislane what she is #EpsteinsGroomer!
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The judge ordered prosecutors to produce evidence by the end of the day on Thursday following concerns that the Justice Department was trying to "indict first" and investigate second. n.pr/496t6bm
Judge in Comey case scolds prosecutors as he orders them to produce records from probe
The judge ordered prosecutors to produce evidence by the end of the day on Thursday following concerns that the Justice Department was trying to "indict first" and investigate second.
n.pr
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 AM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
@schumer.senate.gov
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
@aoc.bsky.social
@sanders.senate.gov
HERE is your talking point until this is over.
@schumer.senate.gov
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
@aoc.bsky.social
@sanders.senate.gov
HERE is your talking point until this is over.
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
@schumer.senate.gov
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
@aoc.bsky.social
@sanders.senate.gov
HERE is your talking point until this is over.
@schumer.senate.gov
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
@aoc.bsky.social
@sanders.senate.gov
HERE is your talking point until this is over.
@msnbc.com
Yeah, that's about right...
But to hear Ronald Regan say it, is hilarious.
Eh? @markcarneyforpm.bsky.social
Let's make it viral & ruin the whiny bitch, crybaby, thin skinned, infantile, knuckle dragging, lucky sperms day, K?
Yeah, that's about right...
But to hear Ronald Regan say it, is hilarious.
Eh? @markcarneyforpm.bsky.social
Let's make it viral & ruin the whiny bitch, crybaby, thin skinned, infantile, knuckle dragging, lucky sperms day, K?
October 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
@msnbc.com
Yeah, that's about right...
But to hear Ronald Regan say it, is hilarious.
Eh? @markcarneyforpm.bsky.social
Let's make it viral & ruin the whiny bitch, crybaby, thin skinned, infantile, knuckle dragging, lucky sperms day, K?
Yeah, that's about right...
But to hear Ronald Regan say it, is hilarious.
Eh? @markcarneyforpm.bsky.social
Let's make it viral & ruin the whiny bitch, crybaby, thin skinned, infantile, knuckle dragging, lucky sperms day, K?
@msnbc.com
So, what's the plan?
@ezralevin.bsky.social @indivisible.org
We need to hit the streets again.
So, what's the plan?
@ezralevin.bsky.social @indivisible.org
We need to hit the streets again.
WILD story. A DHS officer shot at a man he thought was fleeing (a judge dismissed all charges). Bullets went into the driver's side window, through his jacket collar, and into the empty passenger seat. An MPD cop on the scene says he was ordered not to put it in the police report.
A D.C. task force shot at a driver. It’s not in the police report.
Neither D.C. police nor the Department of Homeland Security have explained why the Homeland Security agent fired his weapon.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
@msnbc.com
So, what's the plan?
@ezralevin.bsky.social @indivisible.org
We need to hit the streets again.
So, what's the plan?
@ezralevin.bsky.social @indivisible.org
We need to hit the streets again.
@foxnews.com.web.brid.gy
@mariabartiromo212.bsky.social @seanhannity.bsky.social
But Hunter, Hunter, Hunter!
Rules for thee but not for me.
You shi*head hypocrites!
We see you.
Go fuk yourselves.
#ExpectUs
Love,
AntiFa
(aka Anti Fascists you obtuse fuktards.)
@mariabartiromo212.bsky.social @seanhannity.bsky.social
But Hunter, Hunter, Hunter!
Rules for thee but not for me.
You shi*head hypocrites!
We see you.
Go fuk yourselves.
#ExpectUs
Love,
AntiFa
(aka Anti Fascists you obtuse fuktards.)
Trump Org’s income in the first half of 2024 was $51 million.
In the first half of 2025 it rose to $864 million.
A massive percentage came from foreigners.
It should be the biggest scandal in the history of American politics.
But few even care. www.reuters.com/investigatio...
In the first half of 2025 it rose to $864 million.
A massive percentage came from foreigners.
It should be the biggest scandal in the history of American politics.
But few even care. www.reuters.com/investigatio...
Inside the Trump family’s global crypto cash machine
The U.S. president’s family raked in more than $800 million from sales of crypto assets in the first half of 2025 alone, a Reuters examination found, on top of potentially billions more in unrealized “on paper” gains. Much of that cash came from foreign sources as Donald Trump's sons touted their business on an international investor roadshow.
www.reuters.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
@foxnews.com.web.brid.gy
@mariabartiromo212.bsky.social @seanhannity.bsky.social
But Hunter, Hunter, Hunter!
Rules for thee but not for me.
You shi*head hypocrites!
We see you.
Go fuk yourselves.
#ExpectUs
Love,
AntiFa
(aka Anti Fascists you obtuse fuktards.)
@mariabartiromo212.bsky.social @seanhannity.bsky.social
But Hunter, Hunter, Hunter!
Rules for thee but not for me.
You shi*head hypocrites!
We see you.
Go fuk yourselves.
#ExpectUs
Love,
AntiFa
(aka Anti Fascists you obtuse fuktards.)
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
So WHEN you win, would you PLEASE appoint me as an "official" #TownCrier so I can bust Trump & #MAGA balls all day every day?
Combat fake news right in front of Fox, OANN, NewsMax etc
The law may still be on the books, it protects me against retaliation.
#CantTouchThis
So WHEN you win, would you PLEASE appoint me as an "official" #TownCrier so I can bust Trump & #MAGA balls all day every day?
Combat fake news right in front of Fox, OANN, NewsMax etc
The law may still be on the books, it protects me against retaliation.
#CantTouchThis
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
So WHEN you win, would you PLEASE appoint me as an "official" #TownCrier so I can bust Trump & #MAGA balls all day every day?
Combat fake news right in front of Fox, OANN, NewsMax etc
The law may still be on the books, it protects me against retaliation.
#CantTouchThis
So WHEN you win, would you PLEASE appoint me as an "official" #TownCrier so I can bust Trump & #MAGA balls all day every day?
Combat fake news right in front of Fox, OANN, NewsMax etc
The law may still be on the books, it protects me against retaliation.
#CantTouchThis
This is the energy you need to bring ICE and all fascists, this is what everyone should be doing. In a world full of compliers be the polka dot lady. #3E
October 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
@hakeemjeffriesdny.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov
How about a group email, fellas?
#Nutpunch them #AllDayEveryDay.
🃏
How about a group email, fellas?
#Nutpunch them #AllDayEveryDay.
🃏
“The president demolished the White House.”
“The president politicized the FBI and DOJ to go after his opponents.”
“The president is why life is more expensive today.”
“The president was besties with Epstein.”
Messaging isn’t hard and makes you wonder why Dems aren’t saying this every day.
“The president politicized the FBI and DOJ to go after his opponents.”
“The president is why life is more expensive today.”
“The president was besties with Epstein.”
Messaging isn’t hard and makes you wonder why Dems aren’t saying this every day.
October 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
@hakeemjeffriesdny.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov
How about a group email, fellas?
#Nutpunch them #AllDayEveryDay.
🃏
How about a group email, fellas?
#Nutpunch them #AllDayEveryDay.
🃏
@officialcrissangel.bsky.social
Oh goodness. The world will mourn a legend. 😢
Rest in power.
Rest in peace.
Rock on forever,
like Mozart did.🎶🎵
Oh goodness. The world will mourn a legend. 😢
Rest in power.
Rest in peace.
Rock on forever,
like Mozart did.🎶🎵
Ace Frehley, the wild Spaceman of Kiss who played guitar in the band throughout their Seventies heyday and again during the reunion period in the Nineties and inspired an entire generation of musicians, has died at age 74.
More on his life and legacy:
rollingstone.com/music/music-...
More on his life and legacy:
rollingstone.com/music/music-...
October 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
@officialcrissangel.bsky.social
Oh goodness. The world will mourn a legend. 😢
Rest in power.
Rest in peace.
Rock on forever,
like Mozart did.🎶🎵
Oh goodness. The world will mourn a legend. 😢
Rest in power.
Rest in peace.
Rock on forever,
like Mozart did.🎶🎵
@officialcrissangel.bsky.social
Nuuuh uhh!
You made it over here?
Bravo, Cuteman 😘!
Nice to see you..🙃
Welcome to the sanity.
Oh wait, it's you .. 🤔
are you SURE it's not too tame for you, Wildman 👹?
Nuuuh uhh!
You made it over here?
Bravo, Cuteman 😘!
Nice to see you..🙃
Welcome to the sanity.
Oh wait, it's you .. 🤔
are you SURE it's not too tame for you, Wildman 👹?
October 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
@officialcrissangel.bsky.social
Nuuuh uhh!
You made it over here?
Bravo, Cuteman 😘!
Nice to see you..🙃
Welcome to the sanity.
Oh wait, it's you .. 🤔
are you SURE it's not too tame for you, Wildman 👹?
Nuuuh uhh!
You made it over here?
Bravo, Cuteman 😘!
Nice to see you..🙃
Welcome to the sanity.
Oh wait, it's you .. 🤔
are you SURE it's not too tame for you, Wildman 👹?