Dan
@jesuisundan.bsky.social
Yes, that one. Still the prospective face of British pork.
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US Liberals: Politics should be more like The West Wing
The Monkeys Paw: White House are covering up a President's neuro condition
The Monkeys Paw: White House are covering up a President's neuro condition
October 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
US Liberals: Politics should be more like The West Wing
The Monkeys Paw: White House are covering up a President's neuro condition
The Monkeys Paw: White House are covering up a President's neuro condition
Got a new PC monitor today, and frankly it has excited me far more than it should have.
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Got a new PC monitor today, and frankly it has excited me far more than it should have.
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Beano #870, Mar 21, 1959
October 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Beano #870, Mar 21, 1959
Excellent. Embrace the darkness
Sunset in London tonight will be at 4:45pm – and it will be dark at 4:45pm every evening until 30th January 2026.
October 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Excellent. Embrace the darkness
Ded, and someone broke work last night so I might have to go in on my night off
a close up of a cartoon character 's fist with a pink building in the background
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's fist with a pink building in the background
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Ded, and someone broke work last night so I might have to go in on my night off
Alright? Back to try and inject some life back into this account, and myself. And work is very boring tonight.
October 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Alright? Back to try and inject some life back into this account, and myself. And work is very boring tonight.
Day three of my first stint on the Huddersfield blockade. The most interesting thing is that they have a really big crane here. Really big. Like gigantic.
September 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Day three of my first stint on the Huddersfield blockade. The most interesting thing is that they have a really big crane here. Really big. Like gigantic.
Today I got in a yoghurt and spaghetti hoops fight with a not-quite-two year old. I was beaten soundly. Kids are just brilliantly grotty.
August 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Today I got in a yoghurt and spaghetti hoops fight with a not-quite-two year old. I was beaten soundly. Kids are just brilliantly grotty.
Found my Army proof of service and am mildly abusing veteran discounts on local attractions. I am a veteran of nothing more than our finest and wettest exercise areas, ranges and NAAFIs, but 10% off is 10% off.
August 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Found my Army proof of service and am mildly abusing veteran discounts on local attractions. I am a veteran of nothing more than our finest and wettest exercise areas, ranges and NAAFIs, but 10% off is 10% off.
Gearing up for a rip roaring Saturday night, it's gonna be huge. Lounge pants, an Aldi beer and Amazon Prime. Don't tell me I don't know how to have a good time
August 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Gearing up for a rip roaring Saturday night, it's gonna be huge. Lounge pants, an Aldi beer and Amazon Prime. Don't tell me I don't know how to have a good time
You can all get to see this now, Facebook got it first
August 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
You can all get to see this now, Facebook got it first
I've crowbarred my wallet open and signed up for Prime, so I'm giving Fallout a go. It's a hoot so far.
August 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I've crowbarred my wallet open and signed up for Prime, so I'm giving Fallout a go. It's a hoot so far.
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 18% full.
August 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 18% full.
After five months of not working, Android Auto has suddenly decided to work again. Definitely one of the shonkiest applications of this modern age.
August 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
After five months of not working, Android Auto has suddenly decided to work again. Definitely one of the shonkiest applications of this modern age.
I've just spent the day in Macclesfield and Stoke, so don't come at me whining that you've had a rough go of it
August 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I've just spent the day in Macclesfield and Stoke, so don't come at me whining that you've had a rough go of it
Had to have a few pints tonight because tomorrow I have to drive to and kill half a day in Milton Keynes
August 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Had to have a few pints tonight because tomorrow I have to drive to and kill half a day in Milton Keynes
I dimly recall someone walking past my row, towards the exit, muttering "fuck this" during "Clash Of The Titans".
Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema?
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
Someone in my audience had a very audible negative reaction to the dog scene in TOGETHER. So that was fun!
August 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I dimly recall someone walking past my row, towards the exit, muttering "fuck this" during "Clash Of The Titans".
My grandfather died last night. Years ago, when I was a kid, he had a white English Bull Terrier called Jem. She was a hold over from when he bred EBTs. They're not common these days, I hadn't seen one in years. First dog I saw in town after I received the phone call? Yup.
August 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My grandfather died last night. Years ago, when I was a kid, he had a white English Bull Terrier called Jem. She was a hold over from when he bred EBTs. They're not common these days, I hadn't seen one in years. First dog I saw in town after I received the phone call? Yup.
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The cover of the Steptoe DVD makes it look like Straw Dogs.
July 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The cover of the Steptoe DVD makes it look like Straw Dogs.
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My unsolicited “I am not a groper,” statement has a lot of people asking questions which have already been answered by my “I am not a groper,” statement.
July 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My unsolicited “I am not a groper,” statement has a lot of people asking questions which have already been answered by my “I am not a groper,” statement.
Saturday off and I'm loafing on my bed at 2000 hours o'clock instead of living it up like the handsome young playboy that I am
July 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Saturday off and I'm loafing on my bed at 2000 hours o'clock instead of living it up like the handsome young playboy that I am
This stuff from out of off of Aldi tastes like every stubby from every family barbecue pre-2001.
July 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This stuff from out of off of Aldi tastes like every stubby from every family barbecue pre-2001.
Just ducking in to publicly proclaim that delaying with Microsoft OneDrive and their general account management is definitely a punishment in one of the inner circles of Dante's Hell
July 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Just ducking in to publicly proclaim that delaying with Microsoft OneDrive and their general account management is definitely a punishment in one of the inner circles of Dante's Hell
It's Turkish, actually
FFS THE BAYEUX "TAPESTRY" IS NOT A TAPESTRY. IT'S AN EMBROIDERY. TAPESTRIES ARE WOVEN. THE BAYEUX "TAPESTRY" IS SEWN. IN ABOUT 50 YEARS WE'LL HAVE THE 1000-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF PEOPLE MAKING THIS ELEMENTARY MISTAKE. SORT IT OUT, PEOPLE.
Nor is it from Bayeux.
www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
Nor is it from Bayeux.
www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
Bayeux tapestry to return to Britain for first time in 900 years
Tapestry to go on display in British Museum next year, with treasures from Sutton Hoo lent to France in exchange
www.theguardian.com
July 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
It's Turkish, actually
Had the Boy's Sports Day today, and the Y5 boys skipping was something to behold. The girls were like nimble gazelles. The boys were like flailing gibbons caught in an electric fence
July 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Had the Boy's Sports Day today, and the Y5 boys skipping was something to behold. The girls were like nimble gazelles. The boys were like flailing gibbons caught in an electric fence