I write full time largely because of one thread about getting high with the Irish president. As cringe as it is to admit, my entire life has been massively enhanced by Twitter and ketamine over precisely the same time that those two things have proven less beneficial for Elon Musk.

The most stunning thing about Belichick's career collapsing and his reputation for anyone under 25 being recast as "horny old dude flaming out in six weeks at North Carolina" is that the football team that made the best decision to keep itself clean throughout this saga was the Atlanta Falcons

Catherine Connolly for President so she can challenge every other President to play keepy uppies in the aras

This is the year the jets go 0-17 I’m calling it now. And we’re gonna draft the wrong QB so it won’t even help long term

New York jets not beating the cursed franchise allegations this year

any NFL game recap written after a primetime game should be as horny as possible from now on.

We don’t have the players we need and it’s rebuild and some things are working etc etc, but man it’s hard to watch the jets this year.

The cart is coming out a lot in the meadowlands

I’ve been enjoying traitors but it’s a bit anticlimactic heading into the final episode when you know the traitors are gonna get all the cash in the end because of the numbers game

lol Aaron Glenn...

Everyone on my fantasy team who’s playing right now has fumbled the ball at least once. Football is back!

Tony Romo has changed the entire shape of his head in some way, what is this new plastic surgery? No shade to the man, if he’s happier with a larger face more power to him

this is ridiculous

every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer

Very sad day for the US when being a professional fascist exposes you to a level of risk normally only experienced by the average american school going child

starting to make sense

unfortunately i love everything about the way jim harbaugh wants to win football games

honestly if there's not at least one area in heaven that's more or less just GTA Online what's even the point. this is paradise and yet i can't shoot any of my friends with a submachine gun while riding a homophobically named scooter

The man is good at two things: drafting players and seeking attention. It’s a great deal for him

The cowboys weren’t gonna win this year anyway and now have (I think) four first round picks in the next two years, so Jerrah is absolutely aiming for Herschel Walker 2.0

Housing Minister James Browne has done precisely nothing in the months since he took on the brief, and then comes out with this.

Both completely useless at his job and thoroughly nasty - what a reflection of modern Fianna Fáil.

It’s very funny to watch people who everyone on this app specifically and individually hates because of their stated public opinions and who they are as a person run into that and go “well this must be a universal experience of using this app, I’d imagine”