never underestimate guys who chill
January 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
never underestimate guys who chill
"here's to all the things you have silently survived this year" okay heres to nothing because i am dramatic
December 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"here's to all the things you have silently survived this year" okay heres to nothing because i am dramatic
am i really allowed to chill with the boys at the fire department whenever
December 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
am i really allowed to chill with the boys at the fire department whenever
Anyone who didn’t deactivate in 2024 deserves their content stolen by Grok
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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very sus trader joes
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
very sus trader joes
any fuzzy bag charm to a boomer is a labubu
December 21, 2025 at 8:35 AM
any fuzzy bag charm to a boomer is a labubu
the worst part of the recovery process of a laparoscopic ovarian cystotomy is the fact that im basically lashawna ball right now
December 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
the worst part of the recovery process of a laparoscopic ovarian cystotomy is the fact that im basically lashawna ball right now
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Get your fucking flu shot!!!!!!!!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Get your fucking flu shot!!!!!!!!!!!
my train decided to stop running and all metrolink can offer is a $50 uber voucher for whats gonna be a $200 uber ride? ridiculous. Its been two hours wheres the bus announcement? it was never this bad when i used to ride the OC line from 2011-2015
December 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
my train decided to stop running and all metrolink can offer is a $50 uber voucher for whats gonna be a $200 uber ride? ridiculous. Its been two hours wheres the bus announcement? it was never this bad when i used to ride the OC line from 2011-2015
my coworker gifted me a cat scarf and ive put it on and gone full granny core
December 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
my coworker gifted me a cat scarf and ive put it on and gone full granny core
i got to break out the banorah my mom hates so much
December 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
i got to break out the banorah my mom hates so much
disney jr knows what the hell they were doing with this.
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
disney jr knows what the hell they were doing with this.
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AI and Crypto data centers need to be the first ones to lose power in a brown out.
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
AI and Crypto data centers need to be the first ones to lose power in a brown out.
just found the ultimate thanksgiving fit
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
just found the ultimate thanksgiving fit
Losing my mind over this piece that was on exhibit at the new museum. Its literally Zeke Aaron Mckinley @vipeopleshow.bsky.social
www.artsy.net/artwork/nico... Nicole Eisenman | From Success to Obscurity (2004) | Artsy
www.artsy.net/artwork/nico... Nicole Eisenman | From Success to Obscurity (2004) | Artsy
Nicole Eisenman | From Success to Obscurity (2004) | Artsy
From New Museum, Nicole Eisenman, From Success to Obscurity (2004), Oil on canvas, 51 × 40 in
www.artsy.net
August 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Losing my mind over this piece that was on exhibit at the new museum. Its literally Zeke Aaron Mckinley @vipeopleshow.bsky.social
www.artsy.net/artwork/nico... Nicole Eisenman | From Success to Obscurity (2004) | Artsy
www.artsy.net/artwork/nico... Nicole Eisenman | From Success to Obscurity (2004) | Artsy
When I say it's monkey-time this is what I mean.
June 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i just got my oil replaced at @valvoline.bsky.social not even five minutes driving it and it completely overheats on the freeway. what the actual hell?
it was driving perfectly fine before i went in.
it was driving perfectly fine before i went in.
May 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
i just got my oil replaced at @valvoline.bsky.social not even five minutes driving it and it completely overheats on the freeway. what the actual hell?
it was driving perfectly fine before i went in.
it was driving perfectly fine before i went in.
thats gore. thats gore of my comfort character wth
May 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
thats gore. thats gore of my comfort character wth
i lowkey love meeting people who are so cartoonishly sexist.
theres a guy i know who is head over heels for me and is always tryna talk to me but everytime i say more than ten words he tells me to shut up.
theres a guy i know who is head over heels for me and is always tryna talk to me but everytime i say more than ten words he tells me to shut up.
May 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i lowkey love meeting people who are so cartoonishly sexist.
theres a guy i know who is head over heels for me and is always tryna talk to me but everytime i say more than ten words he tells me to shut up.
theres a guy i know who is head over heels for me and is always tryna talk to me but everytime i say more than ten words he tells me to shut up.
no one picks flowers and carries them in their apron like this anymore thats whats wrong with society
May 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
no one picks flowers and carries them in their apron like this anymore thats whats wrong with society
was walking down a road. no one was around. farted. said outloud "haha i do be farting" and a runner materialized behind me just then. god loves to punish me for being cringe.
May 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
was walking down a road. no one was around. farted. said outloud "haha i do be farting" and a runner materialized behind me just then. god loves to punish me for being cringe.