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Bernadette
@jewqueer.bsky.social
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never underestimate guys who chill
January 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
"here's to all the things you have silently survived this year" okay heres to nothing because i am dramatic
December 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
am i really allowed to chill with the boys at the fire department whenever
December 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Anyone who didn’t deactivate in 2024 deserves their content stolen by Grok
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 5:44 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
very sus trader joes
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
any fuzzy bag charm to a boomer is a labubu
December 21, 2025 at 8:35 AM
the worst part of the recovery process of a laparoscopic ovarian cystotomy is the fact that im basically lashawna ball right now
December 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Get your fucking flu shot!!!!!!!!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
my train decided to stop running and all metrolink can offer is a $50 uber voucher for whats gonna be a $200 uber ride? ridiculous. Its been two hours wheres the bus announcement? it was never this bad when i used to ride the OC line from 2011-2015
December 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
my coworker gifted me a cat scarf and ive put it on and gone full granny core
December 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
i got to break out the banorah my mom hates so much
December 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
disney jr knows what the hell they were doing with this.
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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AI and Crypto data centers need to be the first ones to lose power in a brown out.
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
just found the ultimate thanksgiving fit
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Losing my mind over this piece that was on exhibit at the new museum. Its literally Zeke Aaron Mckinley @vipeopleshow.bsky.social
www.artsy.net/artwork/nico... Nicole Eisenman | From Success to Obscurity (2004) | Artsy
Nicole Eisenman | From Success to Obscurity (2004) | Artsy
From New Museum, Nicole Eisenman, From Success to Obscurity (2004), Oil on canvas, 51 × 40 in
www.artsy.net
August 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
When I say it's monkey-time this is what I mean.
June 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
prank your bird
June 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i just got my oil replaced at @valvoline.bsky.social not even five minutes driving it and it completely overheats on the freeway. what the actual hell?

it was driving perfectly fine before i went in.
May 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
my car everytime:
May 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
thats gore. thats gore of my comfort character wth
May 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i lowkey love meeting people who are so cartoonishly sexist.

theres a guy i know who is head over heels for me and is always tryna talk to me but everytime i say more than ten words he tells me to shut up.
May 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
no one picks flowers and carries them in their apron like this anymore thats whats wrong with society
May 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
was walking down a road. no one was around. farted. said outloud "haha i do be farting" and a runner materialized behind me just then. god loves to punish me for being cringe.
May 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM