Johnny Esfeller IV
@jhesfeller.bsky.social
Girl dad, PR guy and Disney/Marvel/Star Wars nerd. I also love puzzles and Lego. Proud alum of South Alabama and Alabama. RTR
I had an older cousin who introduced me to spirits well before high school. Anyway, the first drink I ever had was Mellow Yellow and Aristocrat vodka from my uncle's stash. 32 years later there isnt a single drink that I've had, even through college, to top that awfulness.
I think the credit goes to @edsbs.bsky.social but we really need to teleport the “What is the worst drink you’ve ever had” thread over here
December 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I had an older cousin who introduced me to spirits well before high school. Anyway, the first drink I ever had was Mellow Yellow and Aristocrat vodka from my uncle's stash. 32 years later there isnt a single drink that I've had, even through college, to top that awfulness.
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
Who's coming to save you?
December 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
Who's coming to save you?
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BREAKING - MARVEL TRAILER LEAK
December 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
BREAKING - MARVEL TRAILER LEAK
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Saints are en fuego-hottest team in the league. several are saying it
December 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Saints are en fuego-hottest team in the league. several are saying it
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December 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Everyone tonight:
a football player wearing a hat is being interviewed by an espn reporter
Alt: Courtney Upshaw “I think u mad. Yep. U mad”
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Everyone tonight:
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December 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
So who is going to go down in infamy in 25 years after this Rose Bowl?
The last time Indiana played in the Rose Bowl, in the 1967 season, the game’s MVP was O.J. Simpson
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
So who is going to go down in infamy in 25 years after this Rose Bowl?
Sharing because this is good viewing advice.
Watch the Vietnam episode of Top Gear where they drive 700 miles on scooters, honestly top five episode AND Clarkson gets injured for real, just a banger
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Sharing because this is good viewing advice.
I didnt realize Roadblock from G.I. Joe was a real person
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I didnt realize Roadblock from G.I. Joe was a real person
Post something random or you'll have an awful December?
Here you go, a Russell Wilson signed IMG Academies Madden Football Academy t-shirt that was never claimed in a giveaway.
Here you go, a Russell Wilson signed IMG Academies Madden Football Academy t-shirt that was never claimed in a giveaway.
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December?
Here you go, a Russell Wilson signed IMG Academies Madden Football Academy t-shirt that was never claimed in a giveaway.
Here you go, a Russell Wilson signed IMG Academies Madden Football Academy t-shirt that was never claimed in a giveaway.
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
No bright ideas here, just a mentally challenged cat.
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
No bright ideas here, just a mentally challenged cat.
Watching young people work out and trying to do the idiotic shit they see on TikTok is frustrating. Just the most needlessly complicated BS. If you, as a novice trying to get 'beach muscle' thinks you need to "work my scapula," then log off. Go read old articles on T-Nation. You will be better off.
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Watching young people work out and trying to do the idiotic shit they see on TikTok is frustrating. Just the most needlessly complicated BS. If you, as a novice trying to get 'beach muscle' thinks you need to "work my scapula," then log off. Go read old articles on T-Nation. You will be better off.
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i’m excited that a bunch of deranged college football programs are doing coaching searches at the same time
October 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
i’m excited that a bunch of deranged college football programs are doing coaching searches at the same time
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let the guardians take steroids
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
let the guardians take steroids
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HEY VOLSSSSSS
October 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
HEY VOLSSSSSS
I was reminded Stranger Things is finally airing a season later this year. Then it also occurred to me, "holy shit that show started while Obama was still in office." Although I think season 1 did literally open the Upside Down in real life.
September 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I was reminded Stranger Things is finally airing a season later this year. Then it also occurred to me, "holy shit that show started while Obama was still in office." Although I think season 1 did literally open the Upside Down in real life.
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still remains the funniest thing to come out of the Theranos trial
September 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
still remains the funniest thing to come out of the Theranos trial
Well suddenly getting targeted ads to check my eligibility for Canadian citizenship wasnt on the bingo card. I am between wondering "what did I search for that?" and "is this an omen?"
September 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Well suddenly getting targeted ads to check my eligibility for Canadian citizenship wasnt on the bingo card. I am between wondering "what did I search for that?" and "is this an omen?"
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People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police
September 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police
This hideous jacket McAfee is wearing on Gameday looks like the French flag.
September 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This hideous jacket McAfee is wearing on Gameday looks like the French flag.
There is ANOTHER Grammatica kicking at USF?! This has to be one of their kids, right?
September 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
There is ANOTHER Grammatica kicking at USF?! This has to be one of their kids, right?