Jordan
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Remember - when punching N*zis, try to connect with the first two knuckles on your hand, keep your knuckles aligned with your wrist, and your wrist lined up with your elbow.
This way you’re more likely to avoid a boxer’s fracture.
This way you’re more likely to avoid a boxer’s fracture.
January 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Remember - when punching N*zis, try to connect with the first two knuckles on your hand, keep your knuckles aligned with your wrist, and your wrist lined up with your elbow.
This way you’re more likely to avoid a boxer’s fracture.
This way you’re more likely to avoid a boxer’s fracture.
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RIP Bob Uecker…national treasure 🙏
January 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
RIP Bob Uecker…national treasure 🙏
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Pierre Poilievre has been in politics for 20 years, he's written 0 legislation; has one of the highest pensions in government. He's voted against the environment & climate nearly 400 times, derailed legislation to benefit workers, and voted against affordable housing initiatives.
January 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Pierre Poilievre has been in politics for 20 years, he's written 0 legislation; has one of the highest pensions in government. He's voted against the environment & climate nearly 400 times, derailed legislation to benefit workers, and voted against affordable housing initiatives.
‘But even in a war of unparalleled ferocity, enemy and ally alike would remember the Canadians as having been particularly brutal.’
Canadians - so nice and polite! Until we’re not.
nationalpost.com/news/canada/...
Canadians - so nice and polite! Until we’re not.
nationalpost.com/news/canada/...
The forgotten ruthlessness of Canada’s Great War soldiers
For Germans unlucky enough to face a trench full of Canadians, one of their greatest fears was nighttime raids on unsuspecting trenches
nationalpost.com
January 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
‘But even in a war of unparalleled ferocity, enemy and ally alike would remember the Canadians as having been particularly brutal.’
Canadians - so nice and polite! Until we’re not.
nationalpost.com/news/canada/...
Canadians - so nice and polite! Until we’re not.
nationalpost.com/news/canada/...
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Republicans promised to lower grocery prices but instead are banning porn. Their voters can’t even go fuck themselves.
January 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Republicans promised to lower grocery prices but instead are banning porn. Their voters can’t even go fuck themselves.
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I would love to see a bunch of musical artists and celebrities put on a nationally televised tribute concert for Pres. Jimmy Carter on inauguration day with all proceeds going to Habitat for Humanity.
December 30, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I would love to see a bunch of musical artists and celebrities put on a nationally televised tribute concert for Pres. Jimmy Carter on inauguration day with all proceeds going to Habitat for Humanity.
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Yeah sounds like a plan 😂😂🦋
December 29, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Yeah sounds like a plan 😂😂🦋
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After nearly three decades, a Minnesota summer camp for kids with HIV/AIDS is closing and up for sale... because retroviral drugs are so effective that there aren't enough campers.
Science works, y'all.
www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...
Science works, y'all.
www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...
Closure of northern Minnesota camp is ‘the greatest story.’ Here’s why.
Willow River, Minn., camp One Heartland is for sale after serving kids there for nearly three decades.
www.startribune.com
December 27, 2024 at 9:46 PM
After nearly three decades, a Minnesota summer camp for kids with HIV/AIDS is closing and up for sale... because retroviral drugs are so effective that there aren't enough campers.
Science works, y'all.
www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...
Science works, y'all.
www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...
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Shout out to libraries 🔥
(Sorry - whisper out)
(Sorry - whisper out)
December 27, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Shout out to libraries 🔥
(Sorry - whisper out)
(Sorry - whisper out)
A Christmas gift to me: a renewed resident visa for the UK!
December 23, 2024 at 8:12 PM
A Christmas gift to me: a renewed resident visa for the UK!
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Dick Cavett described depression perfectly: “It’s so overwhelming that if a magic wand was available a mere eight feet away to rid the symptoms, it would be too impossible a feat to go and get it."
December 23, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Dick Cavett described depression perfectly: “It’s so overwhelming that if a magic wand was available a mere eight feet away to rid the symptoms, it would be too impossible a feat to go and get it."
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Democrats moved heaven and earth to get Fetterman elected.
They stood by him through everything, from his health issues to his crusade against adult clothing.
What a colossal disappointment he turned out to be.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
They stood by him through everything, from his health issues to his crusade against adult clothing.
What a colossal disappointment he turned out to be.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Fetterman: Kash Patel Told Me He Won't Go After Trump's 'Enemies List'
Sen. John Fetterman has met with multiple Trump nominees and said he will support some of the people Trump has nominated.
www.rollingstone.com
December 23, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Democrats moved heaven and earth to get Fetterman elected.
They stood by him through everything, from his health issues to his crusade against adult clothing.
What a colossal disappointment he turned out to be.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
They stood by him through everything, from his health issues to his crusade against adult clothing.
What a colossal disappointment he turned out to be.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
I’m sorry, WHAT?
December 23, 2024 at 12:28 AM
I’m sorry, WHAT?
Post a pic of you around the holidays as a kid…
December 21, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Post a pic of you around the holidays as a kid…
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Hot Girl Summer is officially over. Now let us all celebrate Witch Woman Winter.
December 21, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Hot Girl Summer is officially over. Now let us all celebrate Witch Woman Winter.
Lohikeitto - Finnish Salmon Soup. Don’t worry @chuckawesome.bsky.social - I saved you a bowl.
December 19, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Lohikeitto - Finnish Salmon Soup. Don’t worry @chuckawesome.bsky.social - I saved you a bowl.
Wishing a wonderful day to Gisèle Pelicot, and Gisèle Pelicot ONLY.
May the whole lot of them rot.
May the whole lot of them rot.
December 19, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Wishing a wonderful day to Gisèle Pelicot, and Gisèle Pelicot ONLY.
May the whole lot of them rot.
May the whole lot of them rot.
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People SERIOUSLY need to stop using neurodivergence as an excuse for being a cunt. It's grotesque.
December 8, 2024 at 7:29 PM
People SERIOUSLY need to stop using neurodivergence as an excuse for being a cunt. It's grotesque.
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"Stop asking why schools don’t have bullet proof glass & metal detectors at all the doors. Ask why schools HAVE to. That’s the question that needs to be asked”
December 16, 2024 at 9:38 PM
"Stop asking why schools don’t have bullet proof glass & metal detectors at all the doors. Ask why schools HAVE to. That’s the question that needs to be asked”
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Sigh. America, you are FUCKED.
TRUMP-VOTING SOUTH DAKOTA FARMER: “Half our workers are foreign-born… it’s an open secret farms are held up by undocumented workers… if they round them up within 2 days we won’t have food… we have to trust (Trump) won’t do what they say they will.” 🤔😕
December 13, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Sigh. America, you are FUCKED.
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Today's lesson discusses the American health care system for those in countries where their system provides care for free or reasonable fees. 👇
December 7, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Today's lesson discusses the American health care system for those in countries where their system provides care for free or reasonable fees. 👇
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Thanks to all the atheists out there just doing the right thing without me threatening you with fire and brimstone.
December 8, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Thanks to all the atheists out there just doing the right thing without me threatening you with fire and brimstone.