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METS, Orioles, Commanders and Terps
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Your “success since ‘86” is like bragging about your prom date in a nursing home. Cute story, Grandpa, but history class ain’t in session. We’re here, we’re loud, and we’ve got Soto in orange & blue. Let’s see who’s second when it actually counts. #LGM #MetsSky
April 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Congrats to Patrick Mahomes on achieving “one of the good ones” status through his blonde wife. Go Birds.
Trump: "I've watched this great quarterback, who has by the way a phenomenal wife, ok? She's a Trump fan, she's a MAGA fan, so I happen to love her."
February 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Angles matter.
January 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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“You will be visited by three spirits”
December 24, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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You will be visited by three spirits.
December 24, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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Kylie Kelce's new podcast has been #1 on Apple and Spotify for 10 straight days, knocking Joe Rogan from the top spot. She says her political views skew "aggressively left" and she doesn't care what Trump fans think of her. Here's a gift article: www.nytimes.com/2024/12/19/b...
Why Kylie Kelce’s Podcast, ‘Not Gonna Lie,’ Is a Breakout Hit (Gift Article)
But in her first interview since her podcast reached No. 1, she does share ideas about why the show has become a breakout hit.
www.nytimes.com
December 19, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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Pop-Tarts Bowl 🤝 GE Appliances = the NEW Pop-Tarts Bowl trophy with a built-in WORKING (!!!) toaster #PopTartsBowl
December 15, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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Today felt like a good day to announce we are on Bluesky! Oh and...
December 11, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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Juan Soto: New York Met
December 11, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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GOOD MORNING MY NEIGHBORS!

#lgm #lfgm
December 9, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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steve really said "I'm not gonna be a billionaire accused of hording money in new york today"
December 9, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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I need you to watch the video Jameis Winston recorded for this QB comp on ESPN 🤣
December 3, 2024 at 5:00 AM
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The meme I didn't know I needed
November 29, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
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Sorry, I'm a couple months late
November 28, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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I knew he had a trade surplus with Mexico. I didn’t realize it was nine figures. But sure, start a trade war! 🙄
November 27, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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That time Rudy Giuliani was in Batman: The Animated Series
November 27, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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Hawks fans chanting "the Earth is round" as Kyrie Irving goes to the line
November 26, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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When I buy a pack of a dozen ribs, I only eat ribs 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11.

I prefer prime ribs.

Thank me later,
Math geek
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 AM
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I sure hope so America
November 22, 2024 at 5:54 AM